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"HEY MATE! HOWS U HONEY?DID U AVE GOOD HOLIDAY? GIMMI DE GOSS!x",
"Lolnice. I went from a fish to ..water.?",
"R u meeting da ge at nite tmr?",
"Got meh... When?",
"Yes. that will be fine. Love you. Be safe.",
"I'm gonna be home soon and i don't want to talk about this stuff anymore tonight, k? I've cried enough today.",
"Ever green quote ever told by Jerry in cartoon A Person Who Irritates u Always Is the one Who Loves u Vry Much But Fails to Express It...!..!! :-) :-) gud nyt",
"&lt;#&gt; , that's all? Guess that's easy enough",
"Yup it's at paragon... I havent decided whether 2 cut yet... Hee...",
"She ran off with a younger man. we will make pretty babies together :)",
"Oh... Okie lor...We go on sat... ",
"I'm also came to room.",
"In work now. Going have in few min.",
"Hanging out with my brother and his family",
"Your pussy is perfect!",
"What you thinked about me. First time you saw me in class.",
"Sorry, I'll call later &lt;#&gt; mins",
"Sorry chikku, my cell got some problem thts y i was nt able to reply u or msg u..",
"O shore are you takin the bus",
"As per your request 'Maangalyam (Alaipayuthe)' has been set as your callertune for all Callers. Press *9 to copy your friends Callertune",
"Once free call me sir. I am waiting for you.",
"Yo guess what I just dropped",
"Should i send you naughty pix? :)",
"Turns out my friends are staying for the whole show and won't be back til ~ # , so feel free to go ahead and smoke that $ # worth",
"Good evening Sir, hope you are having a nice day. I wanted to bring it to your notice that I have been late in paying rent for the past few months and have had to pay a $ &lt;#&gt; charge. I felt it would be inconsiderate of me to nag about something you give at great cost to yourself and that's why i didnt speak up. I however am in a recession and wont be able to pay the charge this month hence my askin well ahead of month's end. Can you please help. Thank you for everything.",
"I think just yourself _Thanks and see you tomo",
"When you just put in the + sign, choose my number and the pin will show. Right?",
"Can i meet _ at 5.. As 4 where depends on where _ wan 2 in lor..",
"A Boy loved a gal. He propsd bt she didnt mind. He gv lv lttrs, Bt her frnds threw thm. Again d boy decided 2 aproach d gal , dt time a truck was speeding towards d gal. Wn it was about 2 hit d girl,d boy ran like hell n saved her. She asked 'hw cn u run so fast?' D boy replied \\Boost is d secret of my energy\\\" n instantly d girl shouted \\\"our energy\\\" n Thy lived happily 2gthr drinking boost evrydy Moral of d story:- I hv free msgs:D;): gud ni8\"",
"I meant middle left or right?",
"Ya but it cant display internal subs so i gotta extract them",
"That's very rude, you on campus?",
"How abt making some of the pics bigger?",
" comin to fetch us oredi...",
"Hi mom we might be back later than # ",
"Watching telugu movie..wat abt u?",
"U don't know how stubborn I am. I didn't even want to go to the hospital. I kept telling Mark I'm not a weak sucker. Hospitals are for weak suckers.",
"Ah, well that confuses things, doesnt it?",
"As in i want custom officer discount oh.",
"Wat's my dear doing? Sleeping ah?",
"My battery is low babe",
"Great. Never been better. Each day gives even more reasons to thank God",
"Compliments to you. Was away from the system. How your side.",
"Like # , same question",
"Wat r u doing now?",
"Hey ! I want you ! I crave you ! I miss you ! I need you ! I love you, Ahmad Saeed al Hallaq ...",
"I ask if u meeting da ge tmr nite...",
"You'll never believe this but i have actually got off at taunton. Wow",
"Oh! no, I thought that was your trip! Loooooool ... That just makes SO much more sense now ... *grins* and the sofa reference was ... The sleep on a couch link you sent me ... Wasn't that how you went on your trip ? Oh ... And didn't your babe go with you for that celebration with your rents?",
"So that means you still think of teju",
"Its a part of checking IQ",
"Painful words- \\I thought being Happy was the most toughest thing on Earth... But",
"Best line said in Love: . \\I will wait till the day I can forget u Or The day u realize that u cannot forget me.\\\"... Gn\"",
"Having lunch:)you are not in online?why?",
"Since when, which side, any fever, any vomitin.",
"The gas station is like a block away from my house, you'll drive right by it since armenia ends at swann and you have to take howard",
"Lol great now im getting hungry.",
"HMM yeah if your not too grooved out! And im looking forward to my pound special :)",
"Yes..but they said its IT.,",
";-) ok. I feel like john lennon.",
"Two teams waiting for some players",
"i want to grasp your pretty booty :)",
"Now got tv 2 watch meh? U no work today?",
"I can make lasagna for you... vodka...",
"Just finished eating. Got u a plate. NOT leftovers this time.",
"Customer place, i wil cal u sir.",
"I am back. Bit long cos of accident on a30. Had to divert via wadebridge.I had a brilliant weekend thanks. Speak soon. Lots of love",
"You still around? Looking to pick up later",
"Have a good evening! Ttyl",
"LOL ... No just was busy",
"Thank you so much. When we skyped wit kz and sura, we didnt get the pleasure of your company. Hope you are good. We've given you ultimatum oh! We are countin down to aburo. Enjoy! This is the message i sent days ago",
"I bought the test yesterday. Its something that lets you know the exact day u ovulate.when will get 2u in about 2 to 3wks. But pls pls dont fret. I know u r worried. Pls relax. Also is there anything in ur past history u need to tell me?",
"Lul im gettin some juicy gossip at the hospital. Two nurses are talking about how fat they are gettin. And one thinks shes obese. Oyea.",
"Rofl betta invest in some anti aging products",
"All e best 4 ur driving tmr :-)",
"Oh oh... Wasted... Den muz chiong on sat n sun liao...",
"Been up to ne thing interesting. Did you have a good birthday? When are u wrking nxt? I started uni today.",
"I'm not. She lip synced with shangela.",
"Shopping lor. Them raining mah hard 2 leave orchard.",
"Hello darlin ive finished college now so txt me when u finish if u can love Kate xxx",
"Oh k k:)but he is not a big hitter.anyway good",
"Friends that u can stay on fb chat with",
"Velly good, yes please!",
"Let's pool our money together and buy a bunch of lotto tickets. If we win I get &lt;#&gt; % u get &lt;#&gt; %. Deal?",
"How much is blackberry bold2 in nigeria.",
"HI DARLIN IVE JUST GOT BACK AND I HAD A REALLY NICE NIGHT AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LIFT SEE U TOMORROW XXX",
"U 2.",
"Message:some text missing* Sender:Name Missing* *Number Missing *Sent:Date missing *Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing sent via fullonsms.com",
"This is wishing you a great day. Moji told me about your offer and as always i was speechless. You offer so easily to go to great lengths on my behalf and its stunning. My exam is next friday. After that i will keep in touch more. Sorry.",
"u go home liao? Ask dad to pick me up at 6...",
"Yeah I don't see why not",
"Jus telling u dat i'll b leaving 4 shanghai on 21st instead so we'll haf more time 2 meet up cya...",
"Wat time r _ going to xin's hostel?",
"Wat time r u going to xin's hostel?",
"I just saw ron burgundy captaining a party boat so yeah",
"Why she wants to talk to me",
"Hmm ill have to think about it... ok you're forgiven! =D",
"Oh ok no prob..",
"Ok darlin i supose it was ok i just worry too much.i have to do some film stuff my mate and then have to babysit again! But you can call me there.xx",
"Good afternoon loverboy ! How goes you day ? Any luck come your way? I think of you, sweetie and send my love across the sea to make you smile and happy",
"K fyi x has a ride early tomorrow morning but he's crashing at our place tonight",
"That's fine, I'll talk at you about it later then",
"Short But Cute : Be a good person , but dont try to prove ..... Gud mrng...",
"Love that holiday Monday feeling even if I have to go to the dentists in an hour",
"Yes we are chatting too.",
"St andre, virgil's cream",
"K.k.how is your business now?",
"Slept? I thinkThis time ( &lt;#&gt; pm) is not dangerous",
"Do you know when the result.",
"E admin building there? I might b slightly earlier... I'll call u when i'm reaching...",
"Sir, I need Velusamy sir's date of birth and company bank facilities details.",
"Beauty sleep can help ur pimples too.",
" give me some time to walk there.",
"Sir, good morning. Hope you had a good weekend. I called to let you know that i was able to raise # from my dad. He however said he would make the rest available by mid feb. This amount is still quite short and i was hoping you would help. Do have a good day. Abiola",
"Ya srsly better than yi tho",
"Maybe i could get book out tomo then return it immediately ..? Or something.",
"Were trying to find a Chinese food place around here",
"Neither [in sterm voice] - i'm studying. All fine with me! Not sure the thing will be resolved, tho. Anyway. Have a fab hols",
"Yup. Thk of u oso boring wat.",
"Shall I bring us a bottle of wine to keep us amused? Only joking! I\u20ac\u02dcll bring one anyway",
"Ok i'm coming home now.",
"Alright, I'll head out in a few minutes, text me where to meet you",
"Wot about on wed nite I am 3 then but only til 9!",
"U know we watchin at lido?",
"Die... I accidentally deleted e msg i suppose 2 put in e sim archive. Haiz... I so sad...",
"Hello. They are going to the village pub at 8 so either come here or there accordingly. Ok?",
"My sis is catching e show in e afternoon so i'm not watching w her. So c u wan 2 watch today or tmr lor.",
"at bruce b downs &amp; fletcher now",
"It'll be tough, but I'll do what I have to",
"Do you know what Mallika Sherawat did yesterday? Find out now @ URL",
"Pls help me tell Ashley that i cant find her number oh",
"Nt joking seriously i told",
"ok....take care.umma to you too...",
"Evry Emotion dsn't hav Words.Evry Wish dsn't hav Prayrs.. If u Smile,D World is wit u.Othrwise even d Drop of Tear dsn't lik 2 Stay wit u.So b happy.. Good morning, keep smiling:-)",
"S:-)if we have one good partnership going we will take lead:)",
"Sorry da thangam.it's my mistake.",
"Hello, hello, hi lou sorry it took so long 2 reply- I left mobile at friends in Lancaster, just got it bak Neway im sorry I couldn\u2019t make ur b\u2019day 2 hun!",
"What makes you most happy?",
"Was actually about to send you a reminder today. Have a wonderful weekend",
"Does she usually take fifteen fucking minutes to respond to a yes or no question",
"For real when u getting on yo? I only need 2 more tickets and one more jacket and I'm done. I already used all my multis.",
"somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams",
"Nope. Since ayo travelled, he has forgotten his guy",
"Roger that. Were probably going to rem in about 20",
"Then its most likely called Mittelschmertz. Google it. If you dont have paracetamol dont worry it will go.",
"Just so that you know,yetunde hasn't sent money yet. I just sent her a text not to bother sending. So its over, you dont have to involve yourself in anything. I shouldn't have imposed anything on you in the first place so for that, i apologise.",
"Dear,shall mail tonite.busy in the street,shall update you tonite.things are looking ok.varunnathu edukkukayee raksha ollu.but a good one in real sense.",
"Can you call me plz. Your number shows out of coveragd area. I have urgnt call in vasai & have to reach before 4'o clock so call me plz",
"how tall are you princess?",
"Thats cool. I want to please you...",
"I've got &lt;#&gt; , any way I could pick up?",
"Ok.. finishing soon?",
"I'll text carlos and let you know, hang on",
"I'm doing da intro covers energy trends n pros n cons... Brief description of nuclear fusion n oso brief history of iter n jet got abt 7 n half pages..",
"Not thought bout it... || Drink in tap & spile at seven. || Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. || Ok?",
"Night sweet, sleep well! I've just been to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose and may never sleep again! Hugs and snogs! ",
"Geeee ... I miss you already, you know ? Your all I can think about. Fuck, I can't wait till next year when we will be together ... *loving kiss*",
"But really quite funny lor wat... Then u shd haf run shorter distance wat...",
" called dad oredi...",
"Pick you up bout 7.30ish? What time are and that going?",
"Urgh, coach hot, smells of chip fat! Thanks again, especially for the duvet (not a predictive text word).",
"Kind of. Took it to garage. Centre part of exhaust needs replacing. Part ordered n taking it to be fixed tomo morning.",
"cThen i thk shd b enuff.. Still got conclusion n contents pg n references.. I'll b doing da contents pg n cover pg..",
"What do u want when i come back?.a beautiful necklace as a token of my heart for you.thats what i will give but ONLY to MY WIFE OF MY LIKING.BE THAT AND SEE..NO ONE can give you that.dont call me.i will wait till i come.",
"Of course ! Don't tease me ... You know I simply must see ! *grins* ... Do keep me posted my prey ... *loving smile* *devouring kiss*",
"Sorry sir, i will call you tomorrow. senthil.hsbc",
"NOT ENUFCREDEIT TOCALL.SHALL ILEAVE UNI AT 6 +GET A BUS TO YOR HOUSE?",
"I have a rather prominent bite mark on my right cheek",
"Oh ho. Is this the first time u use these type of words",
"Did you say bold, then torch later. Or one torch and 2bold?",
"You see the requirements please",
"Where are you call me.",
"oh ya... Got hip hop open. Haha i was thinking can go for jazz then zoom to cine... Actually tonight i'm free leh... And there's a kb lesson tonight",
"Happy birthday... May all ur dreams come true...",
" takin linear algebra today?",
"At 7 we will go ok na.",
"Will be out of class in a few hours. Sorry",
"V skint too but fancied few bevies.waz gona go meet &othrs in spoon but jst bin watchng planet earth&sofa is v comfey; If i dont make it hav gd night",
"Thanks, I'll keep that in mind",
"Hasn't that been the pattern recently crap weekends?",
"Thanks for loving me so. You rock",
"Ok lar i double check wif da hair dresser already he said wun cut v short. He said will cut until i look nice.",
"R we going with the &lt;#&gt; bus?",
"This is my number by vivek..",
"Oh that was a forwarded message. I thought you send that to me",
"Enjoy ur life. . Good night",
"Was just about to ask. Will keep this one. Maybe that's why you didn't get all the messages we sent you on glo",
"SO IS TH GOWER MATE WHICH IS WHERE I AM!?! HOW R U MAN? ALL IS GOOD IN WALES ILL B BACK MORROW. C U THIS WK? WHO WAS THE MSG 4? RANDOM!",
"Becoz its # jan whn al the post ofice is in holiday so she cn go fr the post ofice...got it duffer",
"K, jason says he's gonna be around so I'll be up there around &lt;#&gt;",
"Ay wana meet on sat?_ wkg on sat?",
"Ya:)going for restaurant..",
"I want # rs da:)do you have it?",
"Ay wana meet on sat?u wkg on sat?",
"Lol your right. What diet? Everyday I cheat anyway. I'm meant to be a fatty :(",
"Maybe you should find something else to do instead???",
"u all write or wat..",
"Yalru lyfu astne chikku.. Bt innu mundhe lyf ali halla ke bilo (marriage)program edhae, so lyf is nt yet ovr chikku..ali vargu lyfu meow meow:-D",
"Its a great day. Do have yourself a beautiful one.",
"Slept? I thinkThis time ( # pm) is not dangerous",
"I'm working technical support :)voice process.networking field.",
"do u think that any girl will propose u today by seing ur bloody face",
"Another month. I need chocolate weed and alcohol.",
"Hey you around? I've got enough for a half + the ten I owe you",
"A little. Meds say take once every 8 hours. It's only been 5 but pain is back. So I took another. Hope I don't die",
"Ive got some salt, you can rub it in my open wounds if you like!",
"Well, I was about to give up cos they all said no they didn\u20ac\u02dct do one nighters. I persevered and found one but it is very cheap so i apologise in advance. It is just somewhere to sleep isnt it?",
"Camera quite good, 10.1mega pixels, 3optical and 5digital dooms. Have a lovely holiday, be safe and i hope you hav a good journey! Happy new year to you both! See you in a couple of weeks! ",
"Does uncle timi help in clearing cars",
"HI HUN! IM NOT COMIN 2NITE-TELL EVERY1 IM SORRY 4 ME, HOPE U AVA GOODTIME!OLI RANG MELNITE IFINK IT MITE B SORTED,BUT IL EXPLAIN EVERYTHIN ON MON.L8RS.x",
"But i have to. I like to have love and arrange.",
"Pls what's the full name of joke's school cos fees in university of florida seem to actually be &lt;#&gt; k. Pls holla back",
"Good morning, my Love ... I go to sleep now and wish you a great day full of feeling better and opportunity ... You are my last thought babe, I LOVE YOU *kiss*",
"How are you with moneY...as in to you...money aint a thing....how are you sha!",
"Or maybe my fat fingers just press all these buttons and it doesn't know what to do.",
"No just send to you. Bec you in temple na.",
"V-aluable. A-ffectionate. L-oveable. E-ternal. N-oble. T-ruthful. I-ntimate. N-atural. E-namous. Happy \\VALENTINES DAY\\\" in advance\"",
"Ok c _ then.",
"Ok c u then.",
"I might go 2 sch. Yar at e salon now v boring.",
"In which place i can get rooms cheap:-)",
"Whenevr ur sad, Whenevr ur gray, Remembr im here 2 listn 2 watevr u wanna say, Jus walk wid me a little while,&amp; I promise I'll bring back ur smile.:-)",
"U're welcome... Caught u using broken english again...",
"Thought we could go out for dinner. I'll treat you! Seem ok?",
"Im good! I have been thinking about you...",
"I'm freezing and craving ice. Fml",
"i felt so...not any conveying reason.. Ese he... What about me?",
"Yeah, probably earlier than that",
"In fact when do you leave? I think addie goes back to school tues or wed",
"Have you always been saying welp?",
"I'm in office now . I will call you # min:)",
" neva tell me how i noe... I'm not at home in da aft wat... ",
"Okay lor... Will they still let us go a not ah? Coz they will not know until later. We drop our cards into the box right?",
"Now get step 2 outta the way. Congrats again.",
"Ew are you one of them?",
"Aiyo... Her lesson so early... I'm still sleepin, haha... Okie, u go home liao den confirm w me lor...",
"Yeah do! Dont stand to close tho- youll catch something!",
"I'll be late...",
"Darren was saying dat if u meeting da ge den we dun meet 4 dinner. Cos later u leave xy will feel awkward. Den u meet him 4 lunch lor.",
"Sure thing big man. i have hockey elections at 6, shouldnt go on longer than an hour though",
"Wn u r hurt by d prsn who s close 2 u, do fight wit dem. Coz somtimes dis fight saves a relation bt being quiet leaves nothin in a relation.. Gud eveB-)",
"if you aren't here in the next # hours imma flip my lid",
"Leave it wif me lar... u wan to carry meh so heavy... Is da num 98321561 familiar to u?",
"Wishing you a wonderful week.",
"No problem. We will be spending a lot of quality time together...",
"In other news after hassling me to get him weed for a week andres has no money. HAUGHAIGHGTUJHYGUJ",
"The Xmas story is peace.. The Xmas msg is love.. The Xmas miracle is jesus.. Hav a blessed month ahead &amp; wish U Merry Xmas...",
"Ditto. And you won't have to worry about me saying ANYTHING to you anymore. Like i said last night, you do whatever you want and i'll do the same. Peace.",
"What pa tell me.. I went to bath:-)",
"K, wat s tht incident?",
"I will reach ur home in # minutes",
"Yar but they say got some error.",
"If we win its really no 1 side for long time.",
"Actually i deleted my old website..now i m blogging at magicalsongs.blogspot.com",
"I'm job profile seems like bpo..",
"Not planned yet :)going to join company on jan 5 only.don know what will happen after that.",
"Yo come over carlos will be here soon",
"How do you guys go to see movies on your side.",
"Yar... I tot u knew dis would happen long ago already.",
"Sac needs to carry on:)",
"He fucking chickened out. He messaged me he would be late and woould buzz me and then I didn't hear a word from him",
"All sounds good. Fingers . Makes it difficult to type",
"Dont search love, let love find U. Thats why its called falling in love, bcoz U dont force yourself, U just fall and U know there is smeone to hold U... BSLVYL",
"Its ok., i just askd did u knw tht no?",
"Oh just getting even with u.... u?",
"So is there anything specific I should be doing with regards to jaklin or what because idk",
"Dear got train and seat mine lower seat",
"Remember all those whom i hurt during days of satanic imposter in me.need to pay a price,so be it.may destiny keep me going and as u said pray that i get the mind to get over the same.",
"Perhaps * is much easy give your account identification, so i will tomorrow at UNI",
"Okay... We wait ah",
"I just got home babe, are you still awake ?",
"Men like shorter ladies. Gaze up into his eyes.",
"That's y u haf 2 keep me busy...",
" log off 4 wat. It's sdryb8i",
"Tell your friends what you plan to do on Valentines day @ URL",
"There bold 2 # . Is that yours",
"Will do. Have a good day",
"Ok... Take ur time n enjoy ur dinner...",
"Lol they were mad at first but then they woke up and gave in.",
"Call me, i am senthil from hsbc.",
"I'll let you know when it kicks in",
"I am back. Good journey! Let me know if you need any of the receipts. Shall i tell you like the pendent?",
"Were gonna go get some tacos",
"Same to u...",
"Trust me. Even if isn't there, its there.",
"I absolutely LOVE South Park! I only recently started watching the office.",
"Yar lor wait 4 my mum 2 finish sch then have lunch lor... I whole morning stay at home clean my room now my room quite clean... Hee...",
"K come to nordstrom when you're done",
"Just sleeping..and surfing",
"Yes its possible but dint try. Pls dont tell to any one k",
"Its a valentine game. . . send dis msg to all ur friends. . If 5 answers r d same then someone really loves u. . Ques- which colour suits me the best?",
"My superior telling that friday is leave for all other department except ours:)so it will be leave for you:)any way call waheed fathima hr and conform it:)",
"Okay... I booked all already... Including the one at bugis.",
"I wait 4 u inside da car park...",
"Sorry dude. Dont know how i forgot. Even after Dan reminded me. Sorry. Hope you guys had fun.",
"Aww you must be nearly dead!Well Jez isComing over toDo some workAnd that whillTake forever!",
"Friendship poem: Dear O Dear U R Not Near But I Can Hear Dont Get Fear Live With Cheer No More Tear U R Always my Dear. Gud ni8",
"Dear umma she called me now :-)",
"O. Well uv causes mutations. Sunscreen is like essential thesedays",
"Then she buying today? no need to c meh...",
"Kent vale lor... wait 4 me there ar?",
"Siva is in hostel aha:-.",
"HI ITS KATE CAN U GIVE ME A RING ASAP XXX",
"Sorry . I will be able to get to you. See you in the morning.",
"I'm in office now da:)where are you?",
"I told her I had a Dr appt next week. She thinks I'm gonna die. I told her its just a check. Nothing to be worried about. But she didn't listen.",
"Okie _ wan meet at bishan? Cos me at bishan now. I'm not driving today.",
"Okie u wan meet at bishan? Cos me at bishan now. I'm not driving today.",
"Thank you. I like you as well...",
"Did u got that persons story",
"Good morning pookie pie! Lol hope I didn't wake u up",
"Reason is if the team budget is available at last they buy the unsold players for at base rate..",
"Can you just come in for a sec? There's somebody here I want you to see",
"Pls send me your address sir.",
"He remains a bro amongst bros",
"How? Izzit still raining?",
"I've reached already.",
"Fuck babe ... What happened to you ? How come you never came back?",
"I can make it up there, squeezed &lt;#&gt; bucks out of my dad",
"Ok both our days. So what are you making for dinner tonite? Am I invited?",
"So why didnt you holla?",
"Dare i ask... Any luck with sorting out the car?",
"Maybe westshore or hyde park village, the place near my house?",
"As usual u can call me ard 10 smth.",
"Am i that much bad to avoid like this?",
"Ya, i'm referin to mei's ex wat... No ah, waitin 4 u to treat, somebody shld b rich liao...So gd, den u dun have to work frm tmr onwards...",
"Fyi I'm gonna call you sporadically starting at like # bc we are not not doin this",
"CHA QUITEAMUZING THAT\u2019SCOOL BABE,PROBPOP IN & CU SATTHEN HUNNY 4BREKKIE! LOVE JEN XXX. PSXTRA LRG PORTIONS 4 ME PLEASE ",
"Yep, at derek's house now, see you Sunday &lt;3",
"Sorry about that this is my mates phone and i didnt write it love Kate",
"I dunno lei... Like dun haf...",
"K, I might come by tonight then if my class lets out early",
"Just got up. have to be out of the room very soon. _. i hadn't put the clocks back til at 8 i shouted at everyone to get up and then realised it was 7. wahay. another hour in bed.",
"Juz now havent woke up so a bit blur blur... Can? Dad went out liao... I cant cum now oso...",
"Did you catch the bus ? Are you frying an egg ? Did you make a tea? Are you eating your mom's left over dinner ? Do you feel my Love ?",
"I'm on da bus going home...",
"Sorry, I'll call later # mins",
"Honeybee Said: *I'm d Sweetest in d World* God Laughed & Said: *Wait,U Havnt Met d Person Reading This Msg* MORAL: Even GOD Can Crack Jokes! GM+GN+GE+GN:)",
"I will once i get home",
"No dear i do have free messages without any recharge. Hi hi hi",
"\\AH POOR BABY!HOPE URFEELING BETTERSN LUV! PROBTHAT OVERDOSE OF WORK HEY GO CAREFUL SPK 2 U SN LOTS OF LOVEJEN XXX.\\\"\"",
"Have you heard from this week?",
"As per your request 'Melle Melle (Oru Minnaminunginte Nurungu Vettam)' has been set as your callertune for all Callers. Press *9 to copy your friends Callertune",
"K...k...yesterday i was in cbe .",
"Hello baby, did you get back to your mom's ? Are you setting up the computer now ? Filling your belly ? How goes it loverboy ? I miss you already ... *sighs*",
"Hmph. Go head, big baller.",
"I have printed it oh. So &lt;#&gt; come upstairs",
"Yeah, probably here for a while",
"Smith waste da.i wanna gayle.",
"And that's fine, I got enough bud to last most of the night at least",
"University of southern california.",
"\\Petey boy whereare you me and all your friendsare in theKingshead come down if you canlove Nic\\\"\"",
"Where is that one day training:-)",
"Cool breeze... Bright sun... Fresh flower... Twittering birds... All these waiting to wish u: GOODMORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY :)",
"I am on the way to ur home",
"So the sun is anti sleep medicine.",
"Awesome question with a cute answer: Someone asked a boy \\how is ur life?\\\" . . He smiled &amp; answered: . . \\\"She is fine!\\\" Gudnite\"",
"What should i eat fo lunch senor",
"Aiyo a bit pai seh _ noe... Scared he dun rem who i am then die... Hee... But he become better lookin oredi leh...",
"Nothing just getting msgs by dis name wit different no's..",
"Great! I hope you like your man well endowed. I am # inches...",
"Aiyo a bit pai seh u noe... Scared he dun rem who i am then die... Hee... But he become better lookin oredi leh...",
"No. It's not pride. I'm almost # years old and shouldn't be takin money from my kid. You're not supposed to have to deal with this stuff. This is grownup stuff--why i don't tell you.",
"Getting tickets 4 walsall tue 6 th march. My mate is getting me them on sat. ill pay my treat. Want 2 go. Txt bak .Terry",
"And now electricity just went out fml.",
"I cant wait to see you! How were the photos were useful? :)",
"I attended but nothing is there.",
"I wait 4 _ inside da car park...",
"Ask g or iouri, I've told the story like ten times already",
"Mmmmm ... I loved waking to your words this morning ! I miss you too, my Love. I hope your day goes well and you are happy. I wait for us to be together again",
"The fact that you're cleaning shows you know why i'm upset. Your priority is constantly what i want to do, not what i need to do.",
"I'm really sorry I lit your hair on fire",
" v ma fan...",
"K I'm ready, &lt;#&gt; ?",
"How are you babes. Hope your doing ok. I had a shit nights sleep. I fell asleep at 5.Im knackered and im dreading work tonight. What are thou upto tonight. X",
"No rushing. I'm not working. I'm in school so if we rush we go hungry.",
"Mark works tomorrow. He gets out at 5. His work is by your house so he can meet u afterwards.",
"Shhhhh nobody is supposed to know!",
"I'm home. Doc gave me pain meds says everything is fine.",
"Yeah so basically any time next week you can get away from your mom &amp; get up before 3",
"You could have seen me..i did't recognise you Face.:)",
"Hello, hello, hi lou sorry it took so long 2 reply- I left mobile at friends in Lancaster, just got it bak Neway im sorry I couldnt make ur bday 2 hun!",
"Its # k here oh. Should i send home for sale.",
"If I die I want u to have all my stuffs.",
"Ok.",
"Yes.. now only saw your message..",
"Hmm well, night night ",
"Joy's father is John. Then John is the ____ of Joy's father. If u ans ths you hav # IQ. Tis s IAS question try to answer.",
"Just haven't decided where yet eh ?",
":-( that's not v romantic!",
"Only just got this message, not ignoring you. Yes, i was. Shopping that is",
"Aight, you close by or still down around alex's place?",
"Er, hello, things didn\u20ac\u02dct quite go to plan \u20ac\u201c is limping slowly home followed by aa and with exhaust hanging off",
"I accidentally deleted the message. Resend please.",
"Pls call me da. What happen.",
"Babe! I love you too !! You know? it was so good to hear your voice. I so need that. I crave it. I can't get enough. I adore you, Ahmad *kisses*",
"U don't remember that old commercial?",
"Yo you guys ever figure out how much we need for alcohol? Jay and I are trying to figure out how much we can safely spend on weed",
"HCL chennai requires FRESHERS for voice process.Excellent english needed.Salary upto &lt;#&gt; .Call Ms.Suman &lt;#&gt; for Telephonic interview -via Indyarocks.com",
"Call me when you get the chance plz 3",
"Remind me how to get there and I shall do so",
"Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good morning.:",
"Was playng 9 doors game and gt racing on phone lol",
"i cant talk to you now.i will call when i can.dont keep calling.",
"Hello my little party animal! I just thought I'd buzz you as you were with your friends ...*grins*... Reminding you were loved and send a naughty adoring kiss",
"Yeah, that's fine! It's 6 to get in, is that ok? ",
"I got lousy sleep. I kept waking up every 2 hours to see if my cat wanted to come in. I worry about him when its cold :(",
"I wish u were here. I feel so alone",
"Still chance there. If you search hard you will get it..let have a try :)",
"Come to mu, we're sorting out our narcotics situation",
"&lt;#&gt; is fast approaching. So, Wish u a very Happy New Year Happy Sankranti Happy republic day Happy Valentines Day Happy Shivratri Happy Ugadi Happy Fools day Happy May Day Happy Independence Day, Happy Friendship,Mother,Father,Teachers,Childrens Day, &amp; HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4 U. Happy Ganesh festival Happy Dasara Happy Diwali Happy Christmas &lt;#&gt; Good Mornings Afternoons, Evenings Nights. RememberI AM the first to WISHING U ALL THESE...your's Raj",
"Lil fever:) now fine:)",
"Those ducking chinchillas",
"My birthday is on feb # da. .",
"From someone not to smoke when every time I've smoked in the last two weeks is because of you calling or texting me that you wanted to smoke",
"Ok i will tell her to stay out. Yeah its been tough but we are optimistic things will improve this month.",
"Nothing. I meant that once the money enters your account here, the bank will remove its flat rate. Someone transfered &lt;#&gt; to my account and &lt;#&gt; dollars got removed. So the banks differ and charges also differ.be sure you trust the 9ja person you are sending account details to cos...",
"\\Hey sorry I didntgive ya a a bellearlier hunny",
"Waqt se pehle or naseeb se zyada kisi ko kuch nahi milta,Zindgi wo nahi he jo hum sochte hai Zindgi wo hai jo ham jeetey hai..........",
"You call times job today ok umma and ask them to speed up",
"Aight, I'll hit you up when I get some cash",
"Cool, want me to go to kappa or should I meet you outside mu",
"sorry, no, have got few things to do. may be in pub later.",
"U should make a fb list",
"Okie... Thanx...",
"watever reLation u built up in dis world only thing which remains atlast iz lonlines with lotz n lot memories! feeling..",
"No one interested. May be some business plan.",
"Shit that is really shocking and scary, cant imagine for a second. Def up for night out. Do u think there is somewhere i could crash for night, save on taxi?",
"How stupid to say that i challenge god.You dont think at all on what i write instead you respond immed.",
"Dear reached railway. What happen to you",
"Also north carolina and texas atm, you would just go to the gre site and pay for the test results to be sent.",
"I've reached home finally...",
"Received, understood n acted upon!",
"Probably not, still going over some stuff here",
"Good Morning my Dear........... Have a great & successful day.",
"K give me a sec, breaking a &lt;#&gt; at cstore",
"Call me when you get the chance plz &lt;3",
"Its normally hot mail. Com you see!",
"Frnd s not juz a word.....not merely a relationship.....its a silent promise which says ... \\ I will be with YOU \\\" Wherevr.. Whenevr.. Forevr... Gudnyt dear..\"",
"Jesus christ bitch I'm trying to give you drugs answer your fucking phone",
"It has issues right now. Ill fix for her by tomorrow.",
"Any way where are you and what doing.",
"Bbq this sat at mine from 6ish. Ur welcome 2 come",
"Good night my dear.. Sleepwell&amp;Take care",
"Kate jackson rec center before 7ish, right?",
"Tee hee. Off to lecture, cheery bye bye.",
"Loosu go to hospital. De dont let it careless.",
"Im in inperialmusic listening2the weirdest track ever by\u201dleafcutter john\u201d-sounds like insects being molested&someone plumbing,remixed by evil men on acid!",
"If you're still up, maybe leave the credit card so I can get gas when I get back like he told me to",
"Got fujitsu, ibm, hp, toshiba... Got a lot of model how to say...",
"You are a big chic. Common. Declare",
"I'll text now! All creepy like so he won't think that we forgot",
"Anything lor is she coming?",
"Lol I would but despite these cramps I like being a girl.",
"My life Means a lot to me, Not because I love my life, But because I love the people in my life, The world calls them friends, I call them my World:-).. Ge:-)..",
" says that he's quitting at least5times a day so i wudn't take much notice of that. Nah, she didn't mind. Are you gonna see him again? Do you want to come to taunton tonight? U can tell me all about !",
"Aah! A cuddle would be lush! I'd need lots of tea and soup before any kind of fumbling!",
"Ok then no need to tell me anything i am going to sleep good night",
"Come to me right now, Ahmad",
"I finished my lunch already. U wake up already?",
"MOON has come to color your dreams, STARS to make them musical and my SMS to give you warm and Peaceful Sleep. Good Night",
"Sorry, I'll call later in meeting any thing related to trade please call Arul. # ",
"7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st \\Ur Lovely Friendship\\\"... good morning dear\"",
"I sent you the prices and do you mean the # g,",
"I thk u dun haf 2 hint in e forum already lor... Cos i told ron n darren is going 2 tell shuhui.",
"I'll reach in ard 20 mins ok...",
"i can call in # min if thats ok",
"Wat u doing there?",
"S s..first time..dhoni rocks...",
"ALSO TELL HIM I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY",
"Audrie lousy autocorrect",
"I love to cuddle! I want to hold you in my strong arms right now...",
"Yes:)from last week itself i'm taking live call.",
"I got it before the new year cos yetunde said she wanted to surprise you with it but when i didnt see money i returned it mid january before the # day return period ended.",
"He dint tell anything. He is angry on me that why you told to abi.",
"Pete,is this your phone still? Its Jenny from college and Leanne.what are you up to now?:)",
"Hey check it da. I have listed da.",
"Ok. But i finish at 6.",
"What about this one then.",
"If you don't respond imma assume you're still asleep and imma start calling",
"Which is why i never wanted to tell you any of this. Which is why i'm so short with you and on-edge as of late.",
"THANX4 TODAY CER IT WAS NICE 2 CATCH UP BUT WE AVE 2 FIND MORE TIME MORE OFTEN OH WELL TAKE CARE C U SOON.C",
"Dear i have reache room",
"At WHAT TIME should i come tomorrow",
"Wen u miss someone, the person is definitely special for u..... But if the person is so special, why to miss them, just Keep-in-touch gdeve..",
"I just really need shit before tomorrow and I know you won't be awake before like 6",
"Get ready for # inches of pleasure...",
"That's one of the issues but california is okay. No snow so its manageable",
"Doing my masters. When will you buy a bb cos i have for sale and how's bf",
"I like you peoples very much:) but am very shy pa.",
"Thanks a lot for your wishes on my birthday. Thanks you for making my birthday truly memorable.",
"Me fine..absolutly fine",
"Can. Dunno wat to get 4 her...",
"Bull. Your plan was to go floating off to IKEA with me without a care in the world. So i have to live with your mess another day.",
"All done? All handed in? Celebrations in full swing yet?",
"If we hit it off, you can move in with me :)",
"Arngd marriage is while u r walkin unfortuntly a snake bites u. bt love marriage is dancing in frnt of d snake & sayin Bite me, bite me.",
"Long time. You remember me today.",
"Kinda. First one gets in at twelve! Aah. Speak tomo",
"That sucks. So what do you got planned for your yo valentine? I am your yo valentine aren't I?",
"Machan you go to gym tomorrow, i wil come late goodnight.",
"Sorry that took so long, omw now",
"Dear we got &lt;#&gt; dollars hi hi",
"Gud mrng dear hav a nice day",
"I dont have i shall buy one dear",
"Omg I want to scream. I weighed myself and I lost more weight! Woohoo!",
"WHEN THE FIRST STRIKE IS A RED ONE. THE BIRD + ANTELOPE BEGIN TOPLAY IN THE FIELDOF SELFINDEPENDENCE BELIEVE THIS + THE FLOWER OF CONTENTION WILL GROW.RANDOM!",
"I think u have the wrong number.",
"So how are you really. What are you up to. How's the masters. And so on.",
"I wan but too early lei... Me outside now wun b home so early... Neva mind then...",
"Dai &lt;#&gt; naal eruku.",
"Can you use foreign stamps for whatever you send them off for? ",
"There are many company. Tell me the language.",
"Erm _ ill pick you up at about 6.45pm. That'll give enough time to get there, park and that.",
"Went to ganesh dress shop",
"Infact happy new year. How are you where are you when are we seeing",
"Come aftr DECIMAL ..now i m cleaning the house",
"Also remember to get dobby's bowl from your car",
"I did. One slice and one breadstick. Lol",
"Erm ... ill pick you up at about 6.45pm. That'll give enough time to get there, park and that.",
"Then u go back urself lor...",
"Hey.. Something came up last min.. Think i wun be signing up tmr.. Hee",
"You give us back my id proof and # rs. We wont allow you to work. We will come to your home within days",
"Lol I know! Hey someone did a great inpersonation of flea on the forums. I love it!",
"Jay says that you're a double-faggot",
"HIYA COMIN 2 BRISTOL 1 ST WEEK IN APRIL. LES GOT OFF + RUDI ON NEW YRS EVE BUT I WAS SNORING.THEY WERE DRUNK! U BAK AT COLLEGE YET? MY WORK SENDS INK 2 BATH.",
"Then anything special?",
"Okay same with me. Well thanks for the clarification",
"Actually, my mobile is full of msg. And i m doing a work online, where i need to send them &lt;#&gt; sent msg i wil explain u later.",
"But your brother transfered only # + # . Pa.",
"Oh, i will get paid. The most outstanding one is for a commercial i did for Hasbro...in AUGUST! They made us jump through so many hoops to get paid. Still not.",
"Aight ill get on fb in a couple minutes",
"Wa... U so efficient... Gee... Thanx...",
"Hi darlin im on helens fone im gonna b up the princes 2 nite please come up tb love Kate",
"Ok give me 5 minutes I think I see her. BTW you're my alibi. You were cutting my hair the whole time.",
"Ok going to sleep. Hope i can meet her.",
"Enjoy the showers of possessiveness poured on u by ur loved ones, bcoz in this world of lies, it is a golden gift to be loved truly..",
"Uncle G, just checking up on you. Do have a rewarding month",
"That sucks. I'll go over so u can do my hair. You'll do it free right?",
"Hmm ok, i'll stay for like an hour cos my eye is really sore!",
"Mm have some kanji dont eat anything heavy ok",
"Your dad is back in ph?",
"Hey what are you doing. Y no reply pa..",
"Hey you still want to go for yogasana? Coz if we end at cine then can go bathe and hav the steam bath",
"What can i do? Might accidant tookplace between somewhere ghodbandar rd. Traffic moves slovely. So plz slip & don't worry.",
"Your daily text from me a favour this time",
"I wont. So wat's wit the guys",
"Jay is snickering and tells me that x is totally fucking up the chords as we speak",
"Match started.india &lt;#&gt; for 2",
"Sure, I'll see if I can come by in a bit",
"Tmr timin still da same wat cos i got lesson until 6...",
"Stop calling everyone saying I might have cancer. My throat hurts to talk. I can't be answering everyones calls. If I get one more call I'm not babysitting on Monday",
"If you're not in my car in an hour and a half I'm going apeshit",
"Fun fact: although you would think armand would eventually build up a tolerance or some shit considering how much he smokes, he gets fucked up in like 2 hits",
"Dear we got # dollars hi hi",
"Wait.i will come out.. # min:)",
"Or I guess &lt;#&gt; min",
"Lol! Nah wasn't too bad thanks. Its good to b home but its been quite a reality check. Hows ur day been? Did u do anything with website?",
"Do _ noe if ben is going?",
"Do u noe if ben is going?",
"Oops. 4 got that bit.",
"K and you're sure I don't have to have consent forms to do it :V",
"Nah it's straight, if you can just bring bud or drinks or something that's actually a little more useful than straight cash",
"Hi did u decide wot 2 get 4 his bday if not ill prob jus get him a voucher frm virgin or sumfing ",
"Hows the street where the end of library walk is?",
"Just send a text. We'll skype later.",
"He neva grumble but i sad lor... Hee... Buy tmr lor aft lunch. But we still meetin 4 lunch tmr a not. Neva hear fr them lei. u got a lot of work ar?",
"Hey babe! I saw you came online for a second and then you disappeared, what happened ?",
"This is ur face test ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 # ) select any number i will tell ur face astrology.... am waiting. quick reply...",
"Eh den sat u book e kb liao huh...",
"Yar i wanted 2 scold u yest but late already... I where got zhong se qing you? If u ask me b4 he ask me then i'll go out w u all lor. N u still can act so real.",
"Onum ela pa. Normal than.",
"Blank is Blank. But wat is blank? Lol",
"\\alright babe",
"Yeah. I got a list with only u and Joanna if I'm feeling really anti social",
"U too...",
"Good night my dear.. Sleepwell&Take care",
"Take something for pain. If it moves however to any side in the next 6hrs see a doctor.",
"That's y we haf to combine n c how lor...",
"Forgot to tell _ smth.. Can _ like number the sections so that it's clearer..",
"Forgot to tell u smth.. Can u like number the sections so that it's clearer..",
"S:)s.nervous &lt;#&gt; :)",
"Alright we're hooked up, where you guys at",
"How dare you change my ring",
"Horrible u eat macs eat until u forgot abt me already rite... U take so long 2 reply. I thk it's more toot than b4 so b prepared. Now wat shall i eat?",
"Congrats kano..whr s the treat maga?",
"That's the way you should stay oh.",
"Where r we meeting?",
"Oh k.i think most of wi and nz players unsold.",
"One of best dialogue in cute reltnship..!! Wen i Die, Dont Come Near My Body..!! Bcoz My Hands May Not Come 2 Wipe Ur Tears Off That Time..!Gud ni8",
"Can you open the door?",
"Mon okie lor... Haha, best is cheap n gd food la, ex oso okie... Depends on whether wana eat western or chinese food... Den which u prefer... ",
"Well there's a pattern emerging of my friends telling me to drive up and come smoke with them and then telling me that I'm a weed fiend/make them smoke too much/impede their doing other things so you see how I'm hesitant",
"Thankyou so much for the call. I appreciate your care.",
"Oh! Shit, I thought that was your trip! Loooooool ... That just makes SO much more sense now ... *grins* and the sofa reference was ... The \\sleep on a couch\\\" link you sent me ... Wasn't that how you went on your trip ? Oh ... And didn't your babe go with you for that celebration with your rents?\"",
"soon you will have the real thing princess! Do i make you wet? :)",
"Thinkin about someone is all good. No drugs for that",
"No message..no responce..what happend?",
"I sent you # bucks",
"... Are you in the pub?",
"I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message",
"Are you at work right now ?",
"First has she gained more than &lt;#&gt; kg since she took in. Second has she done the blood sugar tests. If she has and its ok and her blood pressure is within normal limits then no worries",
"Oh god..taken the teeth?is it paining",
"Have you finished work yet? :)",
"HIYA STU WOT U UP 2.IM IN SO MUCH TRUBLE AT HOME AT MOMENT EVONE HATES ME EVEN U! WOT THE HELL AV I DONE NOW? Y WONT U JUST TELL ME TEXT BCK PLEASE LUV DAN ",
"Good! No, don\u20ac\u02dct need any receipts\u20ac\u201dwell done! (...) Yes, please tell . What\u20ac\u02dcs her number, i could ring her",
"Its a site to simulate the test. It just gives you very tough questions to test your readiness.",
"No i am not having not any movies in my laptop",
"If you were/are free i can give. Otherwise nalla adi entey nattil kittum",
"U repeat e instructions again. Wat's e road name of ur house?",
"Are you ok. What happen to behave like this",
"Pls give her prometazine syrup. 5mls then &lt;#&gt; mins later feed.",
"Future is not what we planned for tomorrow.....! it is the result of what we do today...! Do the best in present... enjoy the future.",
"Sometimes we put walls around our hearts,not just to be safe from getting hurt.. But to find out who cares enough to break the walls & get closer.. GOODNOON:)",
"Cool, I'll text you when I'm on the way",
"Then any special there?",
"Are you staying in town ?",
"Also you and your family for going to rhode island or wherever and leaving me all alone the week I have a new bong :(",
"Do whatever you want. You know what the rules are. We had a talk earlier this week about what had to start happening, you showing responsibility. Yet, every week it's can i bend the rule this way? What about that way? Do whatever. I'm tired of having thia same argument with you every week. And a &lt;#&gt; movie DOESNT inlude the previews. You're still getting in after 1.",
"I'm at work. Please call",
"Hi this is yijue... It's regarding the 3230 textbook it's intro to algorithms second edition... I'm selling it for $50...",
"Science tells that chocolate will melt under the sunlight. Please don't walk under the sunlight. BCoz,I don't want to loss a sweet friend.",
"Sir, I am waiting for your mail.",
"Thank you princess! You are so sexy...",
"Jus finish blowing my hair. U finish dinner already?",
"Aight I've been set free, think you could text me blake's address? It occurs to me I'm not quite as sure what I'm doing as I thought I was",
"I called but no one pick up e phone. I ask both of them already they said ok.",
"Sometimes Heart Remembrs someone Very much... Forgets someone soon... Bcoz Heart will not like everyone. But liked ones will be Remembered Everytime... BSLVYL",
"Somebody set up a website where you can play hold em using eve online spacebucks",
"Yes but i dont care! I need you bad, princess!",
"Yo my trip got postponed, you still stocked up?",
"No need to buy lunch for me.. I eat maggi mee..",
"I love working from home :)",
"You are always putting your business out there. You put pictures of your ass on facebook. You are one of the most open people i've ever met. Why would i think a picture of your room would hurt you, make you feel violated.",
"Wat time do u wan 2 meet me later?",
"We can go 4 e normal pilates after our intro... ",
"Then _ come n pick me at 530 ar?",
"Then u come n pick me at 530 ar?",
"Who's there say hi to our drugdealer",
"Hey do you want anything to buy:)",
" eatin later but i'm eatin wif my frens now lei... going home first? ",
"Tunji, how's the queen? how are you doing. This is just wishing you a great day. Abiola.",
"Tell you what, if you make a little spreadsheet and track whose idea it was to smoke to determine who smokes too much for the entire month of february, I'll come up",
"I cant keep talking to people if am not sure i can pay them if they agree to price. So pls tell me what you want to really buy and how much you are willing to pay",
"Big brother\u20ac\u02dcs really scraped the barrel with this shower of social misfits",
"Huh so fast... Dat means u havent finished painting?",
"HELLO U.CALL WEN U FINISH WRK.I FANCY MEETIN UP WIV U ALL TONITE AS I NEED A BREAK FROM DABOOKS. DID 4 HRS LAST NITE+2 TODAY OF WRK!",
"I wont do anything de.",
"if you text on your way to cup stop that should work. And that should be BUS",
"Are you going to wipro interview today?",
"Well the general price is &lt;#&gt; /oz, let me know if/when/how much you want",
"Wait 2 min..stand at bus stop",
"I doubt you could handle 5 times per night in any case...",
"How much is torch in 9ja.",
"Nope... C _ then...",
"The hair cream has not been shipped.",
"Nope... C u then...",
"Havent mus ask if u can 1st wat. Of meet 4 lunch den u n him meet can already lor. Or u wan 2 go ask da ge 1st then confirm w me asap?",
"Although i told u dat i'm into baig face watches now but i really like e watch u gave cos it's fr u. Thanx 4 everything dat u've done today, i'm touched...",
"I know! Grumpy old people. My mom was like you better not be lying. Then again I am always the one to play jokes...",
"Watching ajith film ah?",
"I'm thinking that chennai forgot to come for auction..",
"Nothing lor... A bit bored too... Then y dun u go home early 2 sleep today...",
"Tell your friends what you plan to do on Valentines day @ &lt;URL&gt;",
"No no. I will check all rooms befor activities",
"I take it the post has come then! You must have 1000s of texts now! Happy reading. My one from wiv hello caroline at the end is my favourite. Bless him",
"Meanwhile in the suite: xavier decided to give us # seconds of warning that samantha was coming over and is playing jay's guitar to impress her or something. Also I don't think doug realizes I don't live here anymore",
"Derp. Which is worse, a dude who always wants to party or a dude who files a complaint about the three drug abusers he lives with",
"Ok lor. I'm in town now lei.",
"Never y lei... I v lazy... Got wat? Dat day _ send me da url cant work one...",
"Aight that'll work, thanks",
"Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear",
"I was gonna ask you lol but i think its at 7",
"Never y lei... I v lazy... Got wat? Dat day u send me da url cant work one...",
"From 5 to 2 only my work timing.",
"[...] anyway, many good evenings to u! s",
"Tell where you reached",
"I havent lei.. Next mon can?",
"Goodmorning, today i am late for DECIMAL min.",
"Hello beautiful r u ok? I've kinda ad a row wiv and he walked out the pub?? I wanted a night wiv u Miss u ",
"Eh u remember how 2 spell his name... Yes i did. He v naughty make until i v wet.",
"THIS IS A LONG FUCKIN SHOWR",
"Kindly send some one to our flat before DECIMAL today.",
"Christmas is An occasion that is Celebrated as a Reflection of UR... Values..., Desires..., Affections...& Traditions.... Have an ideal Christmas...",
"Every day i use to sleep after # so only.",
"I've sent my wife your text. After we buy them she'll tell you what to do. So just relax. We should go get them this wkend.",
"What class of # reunion?",
"Hi..i got the money da:)",
"Poyyarikatur,kolathupalayam,unjalur post,erode dis, &lt;#&gt; .",
"Sorry, I can't text &amp; drive coherently, see you in twenty",
"At home watching tv lor.",
"I want to be there so i can kiss you and feel you next to me",
"'Wnevr i wana fal in luv vth my books, My bed fals in luv vth me..!'' . Yen madodu, nav pretsorginta, nammanna pretsovru important alwa....!!:) Gud eveB-).",
"Actually, my mobile is full of msg. And i m doing a work online, where i need to send them # sent msg i wil explain u later.",
"Otherwise had part time job na-tuition..",
"I was wondering if it would be okay for you to call uncle john and let him know that things are not the same in nigeria as they r here. That &lt;#&gt; dollars is 2years sent and that you know its a strain but i plan to pay back every dime he gives. Every dime so for me to expect anything from you is not practical. Something like that.",
"1 I don't have her number and 2 its gonna be a massive pain in the ass and i'd rather not get involved if that's possible",
"Hi ....My engagement has been fixd on # th of next month. I know its really shocking bt....hmm njan vilikkam....t ws al of a sudn;-(.",
"I want to sent # mesages today. Thats y. Sorry if i hurts",
"Nowadays people are notixiquating the laxinorficated opportunity for bambling of entropication.... Have you ever oblisingately opted ur books for the masteriastering amplikater of fidalfication? It is very champlaxigating, i think it is atrocious.. Wotz Ur Opinion???? Junna",
"R u in this continent?",
"Enjoy urself tmr...",
"We walked from my moms. Right on stagwood pass right on winterstone left on victors hill. Address is #",
"So its to be poking man everyday that they teach you in canada abi! How are you. Just saying hi.",
"Send his number and give reply tomorrow morning for why you said that to him like that ok",
"I prefer my free days... Tues, wed, fri oso can... ask those workin lor...",
"Just re read it and I have no shame but tell me how he takes it and if he runs I will blame u 4 ever!! Not really 4 ever just a long time ",
"Have you seen who's back at Holby?!",
"This is all just creepy and crazy to me.",
"u takin linear algebra today?",
"I'm okay. Chasing the dream. What's good. What are you doing next.",
"Where are the garage keys? They aren't on the bookshelf",
"1. Tension face 2. Smiling face 3. Waste face 4. Innocent face 5.Terror face 6.Cruel face 7.Romantic face 8.Lovable face 9.decent face # .joker face.",
"That's ok. I popped in to ask bout something and she said you'd been in. Are you around tonght wen this girl comes?",
"Yavnt tried yet and never played original either",
"Am in gobi arts college",
"If you're not in my car in an hour and a half I'm going crazy",
"HEY DAS COOL... IKNOW ALL 2 WELLDA PERIL OF STUDENTFINANCIAL CRISIS!SPK 2 U L8R.",
"The search 4 happiness is 1 of d main sources of unhappiness! Accept life the way it comes! U will find happiness in every moment u live.",
"U wake up already? Wat u doing? U picking us up later rite? I'm taking sq825, reaching ard 7 smth 8 like dat. U can check e arrival time. C ya soon...",
"And stop wondering \\wow is she ever going to stop tm'ing me ?!\\\" because I will tm you whenever I want because you are MINE ... *laughs*\"",
"Yes princess! I want to catch you with my big strong hands...",
"God picked up a flower and dippeditinaDEW, lovingly touched itwhichturnedinto u, and the he gifted tomeandsaid,THIS FRIEND IS 4U",
"I'll talk to the others and probably just come early tomorrow then",
"I dont. Can you send it to me. Plus how's mode.",
"Where are you lover ? I need you ...",
"I'm in office now . I will call you &lt;#&gt; min:)",
"# %of pple marry with their lovers... becz they hav gud undrstndng dat avoids problems. i sent dis 2 u, u wil get gud news on friday by d person you like. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Dont break this chain. If you break you will suffer. send this to # frnds in # mins whn u read...",
"Try to do something dear. You read something for exams",
"But am going to college pa. What to do. are else ill come there it self. Pa.",
"Sorry light turned green, I meant another friend wanted &lt;#&gt; worth but he may not be around",
"Me not waking up until 4 in the afternoon, sup",
"Yup _ not comin :-(",
"Yup u not comin :-(",
"Yes. I come to nyc for audiitions and am trying to relocate.",
"Thk some of em find wtc too far... Weiyi not goin... E rest i dunno yet... R ur goin 4 dinner den i might b able to join...",
"Fyi I'm taking a quick shower, be at epsilon in like &lt;#&gt; min",
"Aiyah ok wat as long as got improve can already wat...",
"K k :-):-) then watch some films.",
"U need my presnts always bcz U cant mis love. \\jeevithathile irulinae neekunna prakasamanu sneham\\\" prakasam ennal prabha 'That mns prabha is'LOVE' Got it. Dont mis me....\"",
"He says hi and to get back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger)",
"Hi Chachi tried calling u now unable to reach u .. Pl give me a missed cal once u c tiz msg Kanagu",
"Sry da..jst nw only i came to home..",
"Ill have a look at the frying pan in case its cheap or a book perhaps. No thats silly a frying pan isnt likely to be a book",
"Hmmm.but you should give it on one day..",
"K..then come wenever u lik to come and also tel vikky to come by getting free time..:-)",
"Yes i thought so. Thanks.",
"I'm good. Have you registered to vote?",
"He like not v shock leh. Cos telling shuhui is like telling leona also. Like dat almost all know liao. He got ask me abt ur reaction lor.",
"Wat time liao, where still got.",
"My painful personal thought- \\I always try to keep everybody happy all the time. But nobody recognises me when i am alone\\\"\"",
"Lmao ok I wont be needing u to do my hair anymore.",
"Like I made him throw up when we were smoking in our friend's car one time, it was awesome",
"Waiting 4 my tv show 2 start lor... U leh still busy doing ur report?",
"My sister got placed in birla soft da:-)",
"At home by the way",
"K give me a sec, breaking a # at cstore",
"Jay is snickering and tells me that x is totally messing up the chords as we speak",
"Goodmorning sleeping ga.",
"Think I could stop by in like an hour or so? My roommate's looking to stock up for a trip",
"That's y i said it's bad dat all e gals know u... Wat u doing now?",
"I will send them to your email. Do you mind # times per night?",
"PS U no ur a grown up now right?",
"Hey they r not watching movie tonight so i'll prob b home early...",
"Sorry for the delay. Yes masters",
"Wishing you and your family Merry X mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..",
"Going to take your babe out ?",
"Hai ana tomarrow am coming on morning. DECIMAL ill be there in sathy then we ll go to RTO office. Reply me after came to home.",
"Have you started in skye",
"Will _ b going to esplanade fr home?",
"Huh i cant thk of more oredi how many pages do we have?",
"Will u b going to esplanade fr home?",
"They are just making it easy to pay back. I have # yrs to say but i can pay back earlier. You get?",
"I'm putting it on now. It should be ready for &lt;TIME&gt; ",
"wow. You're right! I didn't mean to do that. I guess once i gave up on boston men and changed my search location to nyc, something changed. Cuz on my signin page it still says boston.",
"\\Thinking of u ;) x\\\"\"",
"No messages on her phone. I'm holding it now",
"Yup ok thanx...",
"I enjoy watching and playing football and basketball. Anything outdoors. And you?",
"On the way to office da..",
"Hello hun how ru? Its here by the way. Im good. Been on 2 dates with that guy i met in walkabout so far. We have to meet up soon. Hows everyone else?",
"Thanks for looking out for me. I really appreciate.",
"I'm turning off my phone. My moms telling everyone I have cancer. And my sister won't stop calling. It hurts to talk. Can't put up with it. See u when u get home. Love u",
"The bus leaves at # ",
"Lol wtf random. Btw is that your lunch break",
"Yeah, give me a call if you've got a minute",
"Ok how you dear. Did you call chechi",
"I will lick up every drop :) are you ready to use your mouth as well?",
"K..give back my thanks.",
"His frens go then he in lor. Not alone wif my mum n sis lor.",
"Aiyo cos i sms _ then _ neva reply so i wait 4 _ to reply lar. I tot _ havent finish ur lab wat.",
"Aiyo cos i sms u then u neva reply so i wait 4 u to reply lar. I tot u havent finish ur lab wat.",
"I wish that I was with you. Holding you tightly. Making you see how important you are. How much you mean to me ... How much I need you ... In my life ...",
"Really? I crashed out cuddled on my sofa.",
"Oh ok.. Wat's ur email?",
" &lt;#&gt; in mca. But not conform.",
"There the size of elephant tablets!!",
"Oh for fuck's sake she's in like tallahassee",
"Dis is yijue. I jus saw ur mail. In case huiming havent sent u my num. Dis is my num.",
"awesome, how do I deal with the gate? Charles told me last night but, uh, yeah",
"I keep seeing weird shit and bein all \\woah\\\" then realising it's actually reasonable and I'm all \\\"oh\\\"\"",
"Goodmorning, today i am late for 1hr.",
"Can not use foreign stamps in this country.",
"No dude, its not fake..my frnds got money, thts y i'm reffering u..if u member wit my mail link, u vl be credited # rs and il be getiing # rs..i can draw my acc wen it is # rs..",
"For many things its an antibiotic and it can be used for chest abdomen and gynae infections even bone infections.",
"Hey anyway i have to :-)",
"Not directly behind... Abt 4 rows behind u...",
"Great. P diddy is my neighbor and comes for toothpaste every morning",
"Amazing : If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning... Dormitory = Dirty room Astronomer = Moon starer The eyes = They see Election results = Lies lets recount Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Eleven plus two =Twelve plus one Its Amazing... !:-)",
"Depends on individual lor e hair dresser say pretty but my parents say look gong. U kaypoh.. I also dunno wat she collecting.",
"HELLOGORGEOUS, HOWS U? MY FONE WAS ON CHARGE LST NITW WEN U TEXD ME. HOPEU AD A NICE WKEND AS IM SURE U DID LOOKIN 4WARD 2 C-IN U 2MRW LUV JAZ",
"I though we shd go out n have some fun so bar in town or something \u20ac\u201c sound ok?",
"Can you please ask macho what his price range is, does he want something new or used plus it he only interfued in the blackberry bold # or any bb",
"The table's occupied, I'm waiting by the tree",
"Ya ok, vikky vl c witin &lt;#&gt; mins and il reply u..",
"Just getting back home",
"Got it! It looks scrumptious... daddy wants to eat you all night long!",
"How is it possible to teach you. And where.",
"ZOE IT JUST HIT ME 2 IM FUCKING SHITIN MYSELF IL DEFO TRY MY HARDEST 2 CUM 2MOROW LUV U MILLIONS LEKDOG",
"Yup song bro. No creative. Neva test quality. He said check review online.",
"Wif my family booking tour package.",
"I\u20ac\u02dcm parked next to a MINI!!!! When are you coming in today do you think?",
":-) :-)",
"BOO BABE! U ENJOYIN YOURJOB? U SEEMED 2 B GETTIN ON WELL HUNNY!HOPE URE OK?TAKE CARE & I\u2019LLSPEAK 2U SOONLOTS OF LOVEME XXXX.",
"Yep then is fine 7.30 or 8.30 for ice age.",
"Ok lor wat time _ finish?",
"This weekend is fine (an excuse not to do too much decorating)",
"Helloooo... Wake up..! Sweet morning welcomes You Enjoy This Day with full of joy.. GUD MRNG.",
"Yup but not studying surfing lor. I'm in e lazy mode today.",
"Ok... Help me ask if she's working tmr a not?",
"Hey cutie. How goes it? Here in WALES its kinda ok. There is like hills but i still avent killed myself. ",
"I said its okay. Sorry",
"U sure u can't take any sick time?",
"Ok. C u then.",
"How. Its a little difficult but its a simple way to enter this place",
"Just got outta class gonna go gym.",
"Is there a reason we've not spoken this year? Anyways have a great week and all the best in your exam",
"Honey, can you pls find out how much they sell Predicte in Nigeria. And how many times can it be used. Its very important to have a reply before monday",
"\\The world suffers a lot... Not because of the violence of bad people. But because of the silence of good people!\\\"",
"I am taking you for italian food. How about a pretty dress with no panties? :)",
"Realy sorry-i don't recognise this number and am now confused :) who r u please?! ",
"Simply sitting and watching match in office..",
"Then wat r u doing now? Busy wif work?",
"Howz that persons story",
"There's someone here that has a year # toyota camry like mr olayiwola's own. Mileage is # k.its clean but i need to know how much will it sell for. If i can raise the dough for it how soon after landing will it sell. Holla back.",
"Why don't you wait 'til at least wednesday to see if you get your .",
"Hey sathya till now we dint meet not even a single time then how can i saw the situation sathya.",
"Its a valentine game. . . Send dis msg to all ur friends. .. If 5 answers r d same then someone really loves u. Ques- which colour suits me the best?rply me",
"Now, whats your house # again ? And do you have any beer there ?",
"Pls i wont belive god.not only jesus.",
"I wasn't well babe, i have swollen glands at my throat ... What did you end up doing ?",
"No. I.ll meet you in the library",
"Yes see ya not on the dot",
"Do u noe how 2 send files between 2 computers?",
"You're right I have now that I think about it",
"Also andros ice etc etc",
"I'm ok wif it cos i like 2 try new things. But i scared u dun like mah. Cos u said not too loud.",
"Tell them the drug dealer's getting impatient",
"But i'll b going 2 sch on mon. My sis need 2 take smth.",
"Good afternon, my love. How are today? I hope your good and maybe have some interviews. I wake and miss you babe. A passionate kiss from across the sea",
"Havent stuck at orchard in my dad's car. Going 4 dinner now. U leh? So r they free tonight?",
"Okay, good, no problem, and thanx!",
"u v ma fan...",
"Hey! There's veggie pizza... :/",
"YO YO YO BYATCH WHASSUP?",
"What part of don't initiate don't you understand",
"U free on sat rite? U wan 2 watch infernal affairs wif me n darren n mayb xy?",
"Yeah go on then, bored and depressed sittin waitin for phone to ring... Hope the wind drops though, scary",
"Hi Jon, Pete here, Ive bin 2 Spain recently & hav sum dinero left, Bill said u or ur \u2018rents mayb interested in it, I hav 12,000pes, so around \u00a348, tb, James.",
"It vl bcum more difficult..",
"Why you keeping me away like this",
"I am in escape theatre now. . Going to watch KAVALAN in a few minutes",
"Well keep in mind I've only got enough gas for one more round trip barring a sudden influx of cash",
"Frnd s not juz a word.....not merely a relationship.....its a silent promise which says ... I will be with YOU Wherevr.. Whenevr.. Forevr... Gudnyt dear..",
"So no messages. Had food?",
"How much she payed. Suganya.",
"The world's most happiest frnds never have the same characters... Dey just have the best understanding of their differences...",
"Are you free now?can i call now?",
"It so happens that there r 2waxsto do wat you want. She can come and ill get her medical insurance. And she'll be able to deliver and have basic care. I'm currently shopping for the right medical insurance for her. So just give me til friday morning. Thats when i.ll see the major person that can guide me to the right insurance.",
"Can u get pic msgs to your phone?",
"I lost 4 pounds since my doc visit last week woot woot! Now I'm gonna celebrate by stuffing my face!",
"Yes :)it completely in out of form:)clark also utter waste.",
"Hi baby ive just got back from work and i was wanting to see u allday! I hope i didnt piss u off on the phone today. If u are up give me a call xxx",
"Piggy, r u awake? I bet u're still sleeping. I'm going 4 lunch now...",
"Nah dub but je still buff",
"ALRITE",
"Boo I'm on my way to my moms. She's making tortilla soup. Yummmm",
"Baaaaabe! I misss youuuuu ! Where are you ? I have to go and teach my class at 5 ...",
"Hi good mornin.. Thanku wish u d same..",
"Was it something u ate?",
"Good Morning my Dear Shijutta........... Have a great & successful day.",
"I gotta collect da car at 6 lei.",
"either way works for me. I am # years old. Hope that doesnt bother you.",
"Only once then after ill obey all yours.",
"Thanx u darlin!im cool thanx. A few bday drinks 2 nite. 2morrow off! Take care c u soon.xxx",
"Nope... Juz off from work...",
"I anything lor.",
"Aight, I'll get it later",
"And popping &lt;#&gt; ibuprofens was no help.",
"I'm done. I'm sorry. I hope your next space gives you everything you want. Remember all the furniture is yours. If i'm not around when you move it, just lock all the locks and leave the key with jenne.",
"What time. Im out until prob 3 or so",
"Anyway seriously hit me up when you're back because otherwise I have to light up with armand and he always has shit and/or is vomiting",
"Yar he quite clever but aft many guesses lor. He got ask me 2 bring but i thk darren not so willing 2 go. Aiya they thk leona still not attach wat.",
"I dont know ask to my brother. Nothing problem some thing that. Just i told .",
"\\Gimme a few\\\" was &lt;#&gt; minutes ago\"",
"Wait.i will come out.. &lt;#&gt; min:)",
"aathi..where are you dear..",
"Po de :-):):-):-):-). No need job aha.",
"Wat time u wan today?",
"Evening * v good if somewhat event laden. Will fill you in, don't you worry _ Head * ok but throat * wrecked. See you at six then!",
"Its ok chikku, and its my 1 of favourite song..:-)",
"No worries, hope photo shoot went well. have a spiffing fun at workage. ",
"Where are you ? What are you doing ? Are yuou working on getting the pc to your mom's ? Did you find a spot that it would work ? I need you",
" ready then call me...",
"I just lov this line: \\Hurt me with the truth",
"I'm home. Ard wat time will u reach?",
"Missed your call cause I was yelling at scrappy. Miss u. Can't wait for u to come home. I'm so lonely today.",
"I wont touch you with out your permission.",
"You flippin your shit yet?",
"Might ax well im there.",
"Haha better late than ever, any way I could swing by?",
"I want to see your pretty pussy...",
"that would be good _ I'll phone you tomo lunchtime, shall I, to organise something?",
"It took Mr owl 3 licks",
"I can do that! I want to please you both inside and outside the bedroom...",
"I couldn't say no as he is a dying man and I feel sad for him so I will go and I just wanted you to know I would probably be gone late into your night",
"Dnt worry...use ice pieces in a cloth pack.also take 2 tablets.",
"Cuz ibored. And don wanna study",
"Oh. U must have taken your REAL Valentine out shopping first.",
"Jolly good! By the way, will give u tickets for sat eve 7.30. Speak before then x",
"Dunno he jus say go lido. Same time 930.",
"I want to send something that can sell fast. &lt;#&gt; k is not easy money.",
"K go and sleep well. Take rest:-).",
"Wah... Okie okie... Muz make use of e unlimited... Haha... ",
"Thank u!",
"Ok. Not much to do here though. H&M Friday, cant wait. Dunno wot the hell im gonna do for another 3 weeks! Become a slob- oh wait, already done that! ",
"Yup he msg me: is tat yijue? Then i tot it's my group mate cos we meeting today mah... I'm askin if _ leaving earlier or wat mah cos mayb _ haf to walk v far...",
"Yup he msg me: is tat yijue? Then i tot it's my group mate cos we meeting today mah... I'm askin if u leaving earlier or wat mah cos mayb u haf to walk v far...",
"I'm always on yahoo messenger now. Just send the message to me and i.ll get it you may have to send it in the mobile mode sha but i.ll get it. And will reply.",
"Howz pain.it will come down today.do as i said ystrday.ice and medicine.",
"Want to send me a virtual hug?... I need one",
"Home so we can always chat",
"I knew it... U slept v late yest? Wake up so late...",
"What not under standing.",
"Omg it could snow here tonite!",
"A cute thought for friendship: \\Its not necessary to share every secret with ur close Frnd",
"\\BOO BABE! U ENJOYIN YOURJOB? U SEEMED 2 B GETTIN ON WELL HUNNY!HOPE URE OK?TAKE CARE & ILLSPEAK 2U SOONLOTS OF LOVEME XXXX.\\\"\"",
"Had the money issue weigh me down but thanks to you, I can breathe easier now. I.ll make sure you dont regret it. Thanks.",
"How many times i told in the stage all use to laugh. You not listen aha.",
"\\Speak only when you feel your words are better than the silence...\\\" Gud mrng:-)\"",
"ILL B DOWN SOON",
"Goodmorning, today i am late for 2hrs. Because of back pain.",
"We got a divorce. Lol. She.s here",
"Am watching house very entertaining am getting the whole hugh laurie thing even with the stick indeed especially with the stick.",
"Nah, Wednesday. When should I bring the mini cheetos bag over?",
"Nah man, my car is meant to be crammed full of people",
"Oh yes, why is it like torture watching england?",
"Don't worry, * is easy once have ingredients!",
"I feel like a dick because I keep sleeping through your texts and facebook messages. Sup, you in town?",
"Thk shld b can... Ya, i wana go 4 lessons... Haha, can go for one whole stretch...",
"IM GONNA MISS U SO MUCH",
"Hi! This is Roger from CL. How are you?",
"Serious? What like proper tongued her",
"R u over scratching it?",
"Probably money worries. Things are coming due and i have several outstanding invoices for work i did two and three months ago.",
"Thats cool. Where should i cum? On you or in you? :)",
"\\HEY HEY WERETHE MONKEESPEOPLE SAY WE MONKEYAROUND! HOWDY GORGEOUS",
"This pay is &lt;DECIMAL&gt; lakhs:)",
"Jordan got voted out last nite!",
"I wonder if you'll get this text?",
"Somebody should go to andros and steal ice",
"Rightio. 11.48 it is then. Well arent we all up bright and early this morning.",
"Still at west coast... Haiz... 'll take forever to come back...",
"Should i buy him a blackberry bold 2 or torch. Should i buy him new or used. Let me know. Plus are you saying i should buy the # g wifi ipad. And what are you saying about the about the # g?",
"1) Go to write msg 2) Put on Dictionary mode 3)Cover the screen with hand, 4)Press # . 5)Gently remove Ur hand.. Its interesting..:)",
"Please ask mummy to call father",
"Ah you see. You have to be in the lingo. I will let you know wot on earth it is when has finished making it!",
"Do u noe wat time e place dat sells 4d closes?",
"Mum not going robinson already.",
"Hi dude hw r u da realy mising u today",
"Lara said she can loan me # .",
"It's wylie, you in tampa or sarasota?",
"You also didnt get na hi hi hi hi hi",
"Yep. I do like the pink furniture tho.",
"Well done and ! luv ya all ",
"Update your face book status frequently :)",
"Just got some gas money, any chance you and the gang want to go on a grand nature adventure?",
"Good morning, im suffering from fever and dysentry ..will not be able to come to office today.",
"And pls pls drink plenty plenty water",
"Me too! Have a lovely night xxx",
"Not able to do anything.",
"Oops - am at my mum's in somerset... Bit far! Back tomo, see you soon x",
"Its ok, if anybody asks abt me, u tel them..:-P",
"Later i guess. I needa do mcat study too.",
"Every monday..nxt week vl be completing..",
"Yup i'm still having coffee wif my frens... My fren drove she'll give me a lift...",
"Congratulations ore mo owo re wa. Enjoy it and i wish you many happy moments to and fro wherever you go",
"Ok. How many should i buy.",
"Babe! How goes that day ? What are you up to ? I miss you already, my Love ... * loving kiss* ... I hope everything goes well.",
"Lol I was gonna last month. I cashed some in but I left &lt;#&gt; just in case. I was collecting more during the week cause they announced it on the blog.",
"Also are you bringing galileo or dobby",
"Honey boo I'm missing u.",
"Nothing but we jus tot u would ask cos u ba gua... But we went mt faber yest... Yest jus went out already mah so today not going out... Jus call lor...",
"No probably &lt;#&gt; %.",
"I know she called me",
"Aight what time you want me to come up?",
"How are you enjoying this semester? Take care brother.",
"ok. I am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.",
"I tot it's my group mate... Lucky i havent reply... Wat time do u need to leave... ",
"Hurry up, I've been weed-deficient for like three days",
"Babe ! How goes that day ? What are you doing ? Where are you ? I sip my cappuccino and think of you, my love ... I send a kiss to you from across the sea",
"So how's the weather over there?",
"Its good, we'll find a way",
"I didnt get anything da",
"Then cant get da laptop? My matric card wif _ lei... ",
"THANX 4 PUTTIN DA FONE DOWN ON ME!!",
"Ok i wont call or disturb any one. I know all are avoiding me. I am a burden for all",
"Then cant get da laptop? My matric card wif u lei... ",
"I'm taking derek &amp; taylor to walmart, if I'm not back by the time you're done just leave the mouse on my desk and I'll text you when priscilla's ready",
"I am going to sao mu today. Will be done only at 12 ",
"Feel Yourself That You Are Always Happy.. Slowly It Becomes Your Habit &amp; Finally It Becomes Part Of Your Life.. Follow It.. Happy Morning &amp; Have A Happy Day:)",
"Sounds like a plan! Cardiff is still here and still cold! I'm sitting on the radiator!",
"Wishing you a beautiful day. Each moment revealing even more things to keep you smiling. Do enjoy it.",
"Its a big difference. &lt;#&gt; versus &lt;#&gt; every &lt;#&gt; hrs",
"So how many days since then?",
"Free any day but i finish at 6 on mon n thurs...",
"Dont hesitate. You know this is the second time she has had weakness like that. So keep i notebook of what she eat and did the day before or if anything changed the day before so that we can be sure its nothing",
"I think asking for a gym is the excuse for lazy people. I jog.",
"What time you coming down later? ",
"U sick still can go shopping?",
"Ok",
"Hey gals...U all wanna meet 4 dinner at n\u00c3\u00acte? ",
"Hi, Mobile no. # has added you in their contact list on www.fullonsms.com It s a great place to send free sms to people For more visit fullonsms.com",
"Call me. I m unable to cal. Lets meet bhaskar, and deep",
"\\Happy valentines day\\\" I know its early but i have hundreds of handsomes and beauties to wish. So i thought to finish off aunties and uncles 1st...\"",
"Nobody can decide where to eat and dad wants Chinese",
"Ok. Can be later showing around 8-8:30 if you want + cld have drink before. Wld prefer not to spend money on nosh if you don't mind, as doing that nxt wk.",
"Gr8. So how do you handle the victoria island traffic. Plus when's the album due",
"K will do, addie & I are doing some art so I'll be here when you get home",
"How have your little darlings been so far this week? Need a coffee run tomo?Can't believe it's that time of week already _",
"Oh ic. I thought you meant mary jane.",
"Fyi I'm taking a quick shower, be at epsilon in like # min",
"Nimbomsons. Yep phone knows that one. Obviously, cos thats a real word",
"Lol. Well quality aint bad at all so i aint complaining",
"I meant as an apology from me for texting you to get me drugs at &lt;#&gt; at night",
"Ladies first and genus second k .",
"Today my system sh get ready.all is well and i am also in the deep well",
"Thanks for this hope you had a good day today",
"If i said anything wrong sorry de:-)",
"I dont want to hear philosophy. Just say what happen",
"Yeah that's the impression I got",
"Goodmorning, today i am late for &lt;DECIMAL&gt; min.",
"HEY KATE, HOPE UR OK... WILL GIVE U A BUZ WEDLUNCH. GO OUTSOMEWHERE 4 ADRINK IN TOWN..CUD GO 2WATERSHD 4 A BIT? PPL FROMWRK WILL BTHERE. LOVE PETEXXX.",
"I know dat feelin had it with Pete! Wuld get with em , nuther place nuther time mayb?",
"And how you will do that, princess? :)",
"I'm aight. Wat's happening on your side.",
"I donno its in your genes or something",
"My friends use to call the same.",
"No da..today also i forgot..",
"Hello! How r u? Im bored. Inever thought id get bored with the tv but I am. Tell me something exciting has happened there? Anything! =/",
"It is only yesterday true true.",
"I liked the new mobile",
"Your right! I'll make the appointment right now.",
"I wish! I don't think its gonna snow that much. But it will be more than those flurries we usually get that melt before they hit the ground. Eek! We haven't had snow since &lt;#&gt; before I was even born!",
"Goin to workout lor... Muz lose e fats... ",
"Are u coming to the funeral home",
"No..he joined today itself.",
"Hello, As per request from # Rs.5 has been transfered to you",
"Lol no ouch but wish i'd stayed out a bit longer",
"What time. I\u20ac\u02dcm out until prob 3 or so",
"Ball is moving a lot.will spin in last :)so very difficult to bat:)",
"I like cheap! But i\u20ac\u02dcm happy to splash out on the wine if it makes you feel better..",
"Hey sweet, I was wondering when you had a moment if you might come to me ? I want to send a file to someone but it won't go over yahoo for them because their connection sucks, remember when you set up that page for me to go to and download the format disc ? Could you tell me how to do that ? Or do you know some other way to download big files ? Because they can download stuff directly from the internet. Any help would be great, my prey ... *teasing kiss*",
"Ha ha ha good joke. Girls are situation seekers.",
"Are you this much buzy",
"Huh? 6 also cannot? Then only how many mistakes?",
"Go fool dont cheat others ok",
"Lol I would but my mom would have a fit and tell the whole family how crazy and terrible I am",
"My darling sister. How are you doing. When's school resuming. Is there a minimum wait period before you reapply? Do take care",
"Change windows logoff sound..",
"Whens your radio show?",
"COME BACK TO TAMPA FFFFUUUUUUU",
"Do u knw dis no. &lt;#&gt; ?",
"Is avatar supposed to have subtoitles",
"Aight, I'm chillin in a friend's room so text me when you're on the way",
"Very hurting n meaningful lines ever: \\I compromised everything for my love",
"Yo, you gonna still be in stock tomorrow/today? I'm trying to get a dubsack",
"He's really into skateboarding now despite the fact that he gets thrown off of it and winds up with bandages and shit all over his arms every five minutes",
"Hi there. We have now moved in2 our pub . Would be great 2 c u if u cud come up.",
"Yep, the great loxahatchee xmas tree burning of &lt;#&gt; starts in an hour",
"Ok. So april. Cant wait",
"Carlos is taking his sweet time as usual so let me know when you and patty are done/want to smoke and I'll tell him to haul ass",
"No. On the way home. So if not for the long dry spell the season would have been over",
"Aight, I'll ask a few of my roommates",
"Why i come in between you people",
"Am not interested to do like that.",
"\\Getting tickets 4 walsall tue 6 th march. My mate is getting me them on sat. ill pay my treat. Want 2 go. Txt bak .Terry\\\"\"",
"Tonight? Yeah, I'd be down for that",
"No that just means you have a fat head",
"Good Morning plz call me sir",
"Id have to check but there's only like 1 bowls worth left",
"Yup. Wun believe wat? U really neva c e msg i sent shuhui?",
"Ee msg na poortiyagi odalebeku: Hanumanji 7 name 1-Hanuman 2-Bajarangabali 3-Maruti 4-Pavanaputra 5-Sankatmochan 6-Ramaduth 7-Mahaveer ee 7 name # janarige ivatte kalisidare next saturday olage ondu good news keluviri...! Maretare inde 1 dodda problum nalli siguviri idu matra # % true.. Don't neglet.",
"Ha... Then we must walk to everywhere... Cannot take tram. My cousin said can walk to vic market from our hotel ",
"I'm very happy for you babe ! Woo hoo party on dude!",
"I'm taking derek & taylor to walmart, if I'm not back by the time you're done just leave the mouse on my desk and I'll text you when priscilla's ready",
"I am going to sleep. I am tired of travel.",
"Lmao!nice 1",
"Oh and by the way you do have more food in your fridge! Want to go out for a meal tonight? ",
"We don call like # times oh. No give us hypertension oh.",
"Ok cool. See ya then.",
"Hey are we going for the lo lesson or gym? ",
"What you doing?how are you?",
"Cool, text me when you're parked",
"Don't make life too stressfull.. Always find time to Laugh.. It may not add years to your Life! But surely adds more life to ur years!! Gud ni8..swt dreams..",
"Nope... Think i will go for it on monday... Sorry i replied so late",
"Right it wasnt you who phoned it was someone with a number like yours!",
"No I'm in the same boat. Still here at my moms. Check me out on yo. I'm half naked.",
"They said if its gonna snow, it will start around 8 or 9 pm tonite! They are predicting an inch of accumulation.",
"If u laugh really loud.. If u talk spontaneously.. If u dont care what others feel.. U are probably with your dear & best friends.. GOODEVENING Dear..:)",
"Actually getting ready to leave the house.",
"Double eviction this week - Spiral and Michael and good riddance to them!",
"idc get over here, you are not weaseling your way out of this twice in a row",
"Meanwhile in the shit suite: xavier decided to give us &lt;#&gt; seconds of warning that samantha was coming over and is playing jay's guitar to impress her or some shit. Also I don't think doug realizes I don't live here anymore",
"Call me when u finish then i come n pick u.",
"Hi. I'm always online on yahoo and would like to chat with you someday",
"Don't Think About What u Have Got Think About How to Use It That You Have Got gooD ni8",
"Great! How is the office today?",
"DO U WANT 2 MEET UP 2MORRO",
"Ah, well that confuses things, doesnt it? I thought was friends with now. Maybe i did the wrong thing but i already sort of invited -tho he may not come cos of money.",
"Hello madam how are you ?",
"Omw back to tampa from west palm, you hear what happened?",
"Mm not entirely sure i understood that text but hey. Ho. Which weekend?",
"Have you had a good day? Mine was really busy are you up to much tomorrow night?",
"Jus finish bathing...",
"Good afternoon, my love ! Any job prospects ? Are you missing me ? What do you do ? Are you being lazy and bleak, hmmm ? Or happy and filled with my love ?",
"I dun believe u. I thk u told him.",
"Anything lor. Juz both of us lor.",
"He's in lag. That's just the sad part but we keep in touch thanks to skype",
"Ma head dey swell oh. Thanks for making my day",
"Awesome, I remember the last time we got somebody high for the first time with diesel :V",
"No shoot me. I'm in the docs waiting room. :/",
"What time is ur flight tmr?",
"What I'm saying is if you haven't explicitly told nora I know someone I'm probably just not gonna bother",
"I was wondering if it would be okay for you to call uncle john and let him know that things are not the same in nigeria as they r here. That # dollars is 2years sent and that you know its a strain but i plan to pay back every dime he gives. Every dime so for me to expect anything from you is not practical. Something like that.",
"That's necessarily respectful",
"Can you say what happen",
"Sorry, I'll call later in meeting any thing related to trade please call Arul. &lt;#&gt; ",
"\\Hey! do u fancy meetin me at 4 at cha hav a lil beverage on me. if not txt or ring me and we can meet up l8r. quite tired got in at 3 v.pist ;) love Pete x x x\\\"\"",
"Sir, I have been late in paying rent for the past few months and had to pay a $ &lt;#&gt; charge. I felt it would be inconsiderate of me to nag about something you give at great cost to yourself and that's why i didnt speak up. I however am in a recession and wont be able to pay the charge this month hence my askin well ahead of month's end. Can you please help. Thanks",
"Cool breeze... Bright sun... Fresh flower... Twittering birds... All these waiting to wish u: \\GOODMORNING &amp; HAVE A NICE DAY\\\" :)\"",
"Cos darren say u considering mah so i ask u...",
"No problem. Talk to you later",
"swhrt how u dey,hope ur ok, tot about u 2day.love n miss.take care.",
"Not a lot has happened here. Feels very quiet. Beth is at her aunts and charlie is working lots. Just me and helen in at the mo. How have you been? ",
"YEH I AM DEF UP4 SOMETHING SAT,JUST GOT PAYED2DAY & I HAVBEEN GIVEN A\u00a350 PAY RISE 4MY WORK & HAVEBEEN MADE PRESCHOOLCO-ORDINATOR 2I AM FEELINGOOD LUV",
"Yes but can we meet in town cos will go to gep and then home. You could text at bus stop. And don't worry we'll have finished by march _ ish!",
"Hi i won't b ard 4 christmas. But do enjoy n merry x'mas.",
"I probably won't eat at all today. I think I'm gonna pop. How was your weekend? Did u miss me?",
"Sorry, got a late start, we're on the way",
"Am watching house \u20ac\u201c very entertaining \u20ac\u201c am getting the whole hugh laurie thing \u20ac\u201c even with the stick \u20ac\u201c indeed especially with the stick.",
"(And my man carlos is definitely coming by mu tonight, no excuses)",
"Ill call u 2mrw at ninish, with my address that icky American freek wont stop callin me 2 bad Jen k eh?",
"I was up all night too worrying about this appt. It's a shame we missed a girls night out with quizzes popcorn and you doing my hair.",
"Oh is it! Which brand?",
"I'm putting it on now. It should be ready for TIME ",
"I will reach office around &lt;DECIMAL&gt; . &amp; my mobile have problem. You cann't get my voice. So call you asa i'll free",
"S..antha num corrct dane",
"Good afternoon starshine! How's my boytoy? Does he crave me yet? Ache to see me ? *sips cappuccino* I miss you babe *teasing kiss*",
"K..k.:)congratulation ..",
"Cheers for the message Zogtorius. Ive been staring at my phone for an age deciding whether to text or not.",
"I think you should go the honesty road. Call the bank tomorrow. Its the tough decisions that make us great people.",
"Are you sure you don't mean get here, we made you hold all the weed",
"Cos daddy arranging time c wat time fetch _ mah...",
"Cos daddy arranging time c wat time fetch u mah...",
"My tuition is at 330. Hm we go for the 1120 to 1205 one? Do you mind?",
"I know I'm lacking on most of this particular dramastorm's details but for the most part I'm not worried about that",
"Can you plz tell me the ans. BSLVYL sent via fullonsms.com",
"My planning usually stops at find hella weed, smoke hella weed",
"Thanks for your message. I really appreciate your sacrifice. I'm not sure of the process of direct pay but will find out on my way back from the test tomorrow. I'm in class now. Do have a wonderful day.",
"GOD ASKED, \\What is forgiveness?\\\" A little child gave lovely reply",
"Some are lasting as much as 2 hours. You might get lucky.",
"I WILL CAL YOU SIR. In meeting",
"Come around &lt;DECIMAL&gt; pm vikky..i'm otside nw, il come by tht time",
"Ok I'm gonna head up to usf in like fifteen minutes",
"Probably not, I'm almost out of gas and I get some cash tomorrow",
"All done, all handed in. Don't know if mega shop in asda counts as celebration but thats what i'm doing!",
"I think just yourself ...Thanks and see you tomo",
"Idk. I'm sitting here in a stop and shop parking lot right now bawling my eyes out because i feel like i'm a failure in everything. Nobody wants me and now i feel like i'm failing you.",
"Get me out of this dump heap. My mom decided to come to lowes. BORING.",
"Poor girl can't go one day lmao",
"There generally isn't one. It's an uncountable noun - u in the dictionary. pieces of research?",
"Ok ok take care. I can understand.",
"Ah, well that confuses things, doesn\u20ac\u02dct it?",
"Sorry man, accidentally left my phone on silent last night and didn't check it til I got up",
"Mum say we wan to go then go... Then she can shun bian watch da glass exhibition... ",
"When did dad get back.",
"I'm not sure, I was just checking out what was happening around the area",
"U WILL SWITCH YOUR FONE ON DAMMIT!!",
"We took hooch for a walk toaday and i fell over! Splat! Grazed my knees and everything! Should have stayed at home! See you tomorrow! ",
"fyi I'm at usf now, swing by the room whenever",
"Gal n boy walking in d park. gal-can i hold ur hand? boy-y? do u think i would run away? gal-no, jst wana c how it feels walking in heaven with an prince..GN:-)",
"I'm vivek:)i got call from your number.",
"Thank You meet you monday",
"5 nights...We nt staying at port step liao...Too ex",
"Orh i tot u say she now still dun believe.",
"Am okay. Will soon be over. All the best",
"I thought slide is enough.",
"Ujhhhhhhh computer shipped out with address to sandiago and parantella lane. Wtf. Poop.",
"That seems unnecessarily affectionate",
"IM REALY SOZ IMAT MY MUMS 2NITE WHAT ABOUT 2MORO ",
"To day class is there are no class.",
"'An Amazing Quote'' - \\Sometimes in life its difficult to decide whats wrong!! a lie that brings a smile or the truth that brings a tear....\\\"\"",
"Aight, text me tonight and we'll see what's up",
"Yup i thk they r e teacher said that will make my face look longer. Darren ask me not 2 cut too short.",
"I jokin oni lar.. u busy then i wun disturb u.",
"Baaaaaaaabe! Wake up ! I miss you ! I crave you! I need you!",
"Mmmm ... Not fair ! You know my weaknesses ! *grins* *pushes you to your knee's* *exposes my belly and pulls your head to it* Don't forget ... I know yours too *wicked smile*",
"Today i'm not workin but not free oso... Gee... Thgt u workin at ur fren's shop ? ",
"Great! I shoot big loads so get ready!",
"Yar lor he wan 2 go c horse racing today mah, so eat earlier lor. I ate chicken rice. U?",
"My phone",
"Sweet heart how are you?",
"And smile for me right now as you go and the world will wonder what you are smiling about and think your crazy and keep away from you ... *grins*",
"I'm done. C _ there.",
"I'm done. C u there.",
"Good morning princess! Have a great day!",
"He also knows about lunch menu only da. . I know",
"Its like that hotel dusk game i think. You solve puzzles in a area thing",
"Good night. Am going to sleep.",
"No other Valentines huh? The proof is on your fb page. Ugh I'm so glad I really DIDN'T watch your rupaul show you TOOL!",
"Nice.nice.how is it working?",
"But i'm really really broke oh. No amount is too small even # ",
"Stop the story. I've told him i've returned it and he's saying i should not re order it.",
"Understand. his loss is my gain :) so do you work? School?",
"Hey you can pay. With salary de. Only # .",
"Why tired what special there you had",
"Yes i have. So that's why u texted. Pshew...missing you so much",
"You got job in wipro:)you will get every thing in life in 2 or 3 years.",
"Have a great trip to India. And bring the light to everyone not just with the project but with everyone that is lucky to see you smile. Bye. Abiola",
"Meeting u is my work. . . Tel me when shall i do my work tomorrow",
"Hurt me... Tease me... Make me cry... But in the end of my life when i die plz keep one rose on my grave and say STUPID I MISS U.. HAVE A NICE DAY BSLVYL",
"Yunny... I'm goin to be late",
"Dunno leh cant remember mayb lor. So wat time r we meeting tmr?",
"Yes.he have good crickiting mind",
"How come i din c u... Yup i cut my hair...",
"Goodo! Yes we must speak friday - egg-potato ratio for tortilla needed! ",
"Dunno cos i was v late n when i reach they inside already... But we ate spageddies lor... It's e gals who r laughing at me lor...",
" what number do u live at? Is it 11?",
"Dunno lei shd b driving lor cos i go sch 1 hr oni.",
"Nvm take ur time.",
"Cbe is really good nowadays:)lot of shop and showrooms:)city is shaping good.",
"My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.",
"Yay! You better not have told that to 5 other girls either.",
"How are you doing. How's the queen. Are you going for the royal wedding",
"Yes princess! I want to please you every night. Your wish is my command...",
"Sir, waiting for your letter.",
"I only haf msn. It's yijue@hotmail.com",
"Yes I started to send requests to make it but pain came back so I'm back in bed. Double coins at the factory too. I gotta cash in all my nitros.",
"K ill drink.pa then what doing. I need srs model pls send it to my mail id pa.",
"He didn't see his shadow. We get an early spring yay",
"No b4 Thursday",
"Omg how did u know what I ate?",
"Haha i think i did too",
"Nope but i'm going home now then go pump petrol lor... Like going 2 rain soon...",
"You intrepid duo you! Have a great time and see you both soon. ",
"1Apple/Day=No Doctor. 1Tulsi Leaf/Day=No Cancer. 1Lemon/Day=No Fat. 1Cup Milk/day=No Bone Problms 3 Litres Watr/Day=No Diseases Snd ths 2 Whom U Care..:-)",
"Dunno lei he neva say...",
"\\SYMPTOMS\\\" when U are in love: \\\"1.U like listening songs 2.U get stopped where u see the name of your beloved 3.U won't get angry when your\"",
"Its ok my arm is feeling weak cuz i got a shot so we can go another time",
"Tell you what, if you make a little spreadsheet and track whose idea it was to smoke to determine who \\smokes too much\\\" for the entire month of february",
"Dont flatter yourself... Tell that man of mine two pints of carlin in ten minutes please.... ",
"You said to me before i went back to bed that you can't sleep for anything.",
"Havent still waitin as usual... come back sch oredi?",
"Hey ! Don't forget ... You are MINE ... For ME ... My possession ... MY property ... MMM ... *childish smile* ...",
"(That said can you text him one more time?)",
"Go until jurong point, crazy.. Available only in bugis n great world la e buffet... Cine there got amore wat...",
"Is it ok if I stay the night here? Xavier has a sleeping bag and I'm getting tired",
"Watching tv now. I got new job :)",
"I'm on the bus. Love you",
"jay says he'll put in &lt;#&gt;",
"When did you get to the library",
"Anyway seriously hit me up when you're back because otherwise I have to light up with armand",
"I am on the way to tirupur.",
"Yes fine ",
"Just wondering, the others just took off",
"I wanted to ask u to wait 4 me to finish lect. Cos my lect finishes in an hour anyway.",
"Wow that is really shocking and scary, cant imagine for a second. Def up for night out. Do u think there is somewhere i could crash for night, save on taxi?",
"Ok that's great thanx a lot.",
"No..its ful of song lyrics..",
"No go. No openings for that room 'til after thanksgiving without an upcharge.",
"A Boy loved a gal. He propsd bt she didnt mind. He gv lv lttrs, Bt her frnds threw thm. Again d boy decided 2 aproach d gal , dt time a truck was speeding towards d gal. Wn it was about 2 hit d girl,d boy ran like hell n saved her. She asked 'hw cn u run so fast?' D boy replied Boost is d secret of my energy n instantly d girl shouted our energy n Thy lived happily 2gthr drinking boost evrydy Moral of d story:- I hv free msgs:D;): gud ni8",
"As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there.",
"No i'm not. I can't give you everything you want and need. You actually could do better for yourself on yor own--you've got more money than i do. I can't get work, i can't get a man, i can't pay the rent, i can't even fill my fucking gas tank. yes, i'm stressed and depressed. I didn't even call home for thanksgiving cuz i'll have to tell them i,m up to nothing.",
"I will be outside office take all from there",
"I came hostel. I m going to sleep. Plz call me up before class. Hrishi.",
"Hey u still at the gym?",
"Your account has been refilled successfully by INR &lt;DECIMAL&gt; . Your KeralaCircle prepaid account balance is Rs &lt;DECIMAL&gt; . Your Transaction ID is KR &lt;#&gt; .",
"Single line with a big meaning::::: Miss anything 4 ur Best Life but, don't miss ur best life for anything... Gud nyt...",
"Oops I did have it, # ?",
"Hello boytoy ! Geeee ... I'm missing you today. I like to send you a tm and remind you I'm thinking of you ... And you are loved ... *loving kiss*",
"Yup",
"Dont give a monkeys wot they think and i certainly don't mind. Any friend of mine&all that! Just don't sleep wiv , that wud be annoyin!",
"K:)k.are you in college?",
"Ok. Not sure what time tho as not sure if can get to library before class. Will try. See you at some point! Have good eve.",
"U r too much close to my heart. If u go away i will be shattered. Plz stay with me.",
"Well imma definitely need to restock before thanksgiving, I'll let you know when I'm out",
"Think you sent the text to the home phone. That cant display texts. If you still want to send it his number is",
"If You mean the website. Yes.",
"No plans yet. What are you doing ?",
"How i noe... She's in da car now... Later then c lar... I'm wearing shorts...",
"No, its true..k,Do u knw dis no. # ?",
"No i'm not. I can't give you everything you want and need. You actually could do better for yourself on yor own--you've got more money than i do. I can't get work, i can't get a man, i can't pay the rent, i can't even fill my gas tank. yes, i'm stressed and depressed. I didn't even call home for thanksgiving cuz i'll have to tell them i,m up to nothing.",
"Still otside le..u come 2morrow maga..",
"Yo, call me when you get the chance, a friend of mine wanted me to ask you about a big order",
"I don know account details..i will ask my mom and send you.my mom is out of reach now.",
"New car and house for my parents.:)i have only new job in hand:)",
"U haven\u2019t lost me ill always b here 4u.i didn\u2019t intend 2 hurt u but I never knew how u felt about me when Iwas+marine&that\u2019s what itried2tell urmom.i careabout u",
"they released another Italian one today and it has a cosign option",
"And how's your husband.",
"Can you please ask macho what his price range is, does he want something new or used plus it he only interfued in the blackberry bold &lt;#&gt; or any bb",
"I dont know exactly could you ask chechi.",
"No need lar i go engin? Cos my sis at arts today...",
"So when do you wanna gym?",
"I'm now but have to wait till 2 for the bus to pick me.",
"For The First Time In The History 'Need' 'Comfort' And 'Luxury' Are Sold At Same Price In India..!! Onion-Rs. # Petrol-Rs. # Beer-Rs. # SHESIL #",
"We are supposed to meet to discuss abt our trip... Thought xuhui told you? In the afternoon. Thought we can go for lesson after that",
"I av a new number, . Wil u only use this one,ta.",
"U definitely need a module from e humanities dis sem izzit? U wan 2 take other modules 1st?",
"Oh k. . I will come tomorrow",
"Macha dont feel upset.i can assume your mindset.believe me one evening with me and i have some wonderful plans for both of us.LET LIFE BEGIN AGAIN.call me anytime",
"HI DARLIN HOW WAS WORK DID U GET INTO TROUBLE? IJUST TALKED TO YOUR MUM ALL MORNING! I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT IM GOIN OUT SOON BUT CALL ME IF U CAN",
"MMM ... Merry Christmas to me",
"Well if I'm that desperate I'll just call armand again",
"My trip was ok but quite tiring lor. Uni starts today but it's ok 4 me cos i'm not taking any modules but jus concentrating on my final yr project.",
"Why you Dint come with us.",
"I thought i'd get him a watch, just cos thats the kind of thing u get4an18th. And he loves so much!",
"Okay. No no, just shining on. That was meant to be signing, but that sounds better.",
"K, wait chikku..il send aftr &lt;#&gt; mins",
"Oh, the grand is having a bit of a party but it doesn't mention any cover charge so it's probably first come first served",
"Lol they don't know about my awesome phone. I could click delete right now if I want.",
"After completed degree. There is no use in joining finance.",
"Did u find out what time the bus is at coz i need to sort some stuff out.",
"Jesus armand really is trying to tell everybody he can find",
"Asking do u knw them or nt? May be ur frnds or classmates?",
"Text me when you get off, don't call, my phones having problems",
"Huh but i got lesson at 4 lei n i was thinkin of going to sch earlier n i tot of parkin at kent vale... ",
"I want to show you the world, princess :) how about europe?",
"But i'm surprised she still can guess right lor...",
"It will stop on itself. I however suggest she stays with someone that will be able to give ors for every stool.",
"That's the trouble with classes that go well - you're due a dodgey one ... Expecting mine tomo! See you for recovery, same time, same place ",
"Hi neva worry bout da truth coz the truth will lead me 2 ur heart. Its the least a unique person like u deserve. Sleep tight or morning",
"Also remember the beads don't come off. Ever.",
"Well there's still a bit left if you guys want to tonight",
"We stopped to get ice cream and will go back after",
"Ummma.will call after check in.our life will begin from qatar so pls pray very hard.",
" still got lessons? in sch?",
"Where's my boytoy? I miss you ... What happened?",
"If you still havent collected the dough pls let me know so i can go to the place i sent it to get the control number",
"S:)no competition for him.",
"In sch but neva mind u eat 1st lor..",
"I wil be there with in # minutes. Got any space",
"Hi Chikku, send some nice msgs",
"Ya i knw u vl giv..its ok thanks kano..anyway enjoy wit ur family wit 1st salary..:-);-)",
"Got it. Seventeen pounds for seven hundred ml \u20ac\u201c hope ok.",
"All boys made fun of me today. Ok i have no problem. I just sent one message just for fun",
"Dude. What's up. How Teresa. Hope you have been okay. When i didnt hear from these people, i called them and they had received the package since dec &lt;#&gt; . Just thot you'ld like to know. Do have a fantastic year and all the best with your reading. Plus if you can really really Bam first aid for Usmle, then your work is done.",
"THAT\u2019S ALRITE GIRL, U KNOW GAIL IS NEVA WRONG!!TAKE CARE SWEET AND DON\u2019T WORRY.C U L8TR HUN!LOVE Yaxxx",
"He said i look pretty wif long hair wat. But i thk he's cutting quite short 4 me leh.",
"What is important is that you prevent dehydration by giving her enough fluids",
"Hi babe its me thanks for coming even though it didnt go that well!i just wanted my bed! Hope to see you soon love and kisses xxx",
"Yeah but which is worse for i",
"Tell me again what your address is",
"Was doing my test earlier. I appreciate you. Will call you tomorrow.",
"As in different styles?",
"no, i *didn't* mean to post it. I wrote it, and like so many other times i've ritten stuff to you, i let it sit there. it WAS what i was feeling at the time. I was angry. Before i left, i hit send, then stop. It wasn't there. I checked on my phone when i got to my car. It wasn't there. You said you didn't sleep, you were bored. So why wouldn't THAT be the time to clean, fold laundry, etc.? At least make the bed?",
"Going to join tomorrow.",
"Total disappointment, when I texted you was the craziest shit got :(",
"Great to hear you are settling well. So what's happenin wit ola?",
"Ugh I'm resubbing to eve",
"Watching tv lor...",
"Hi. Happy New Year. I dont mean to intrude but can you pls let me know how much tuition you paid last semester and how much this semester is. Thanks",
"Did you see that film:)",
"Haha awesome, be there in a minute",
"its cool but tyler had to take off so we're gonna buy for him and drop it off at his place later tonight. Our total order is a quarter, you got enough?",
"Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn\\'t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and e",
"You please give us connection today itself before DECIMAL or refund the bill",
"Yo dude guess who just got arrested the other day",
"Quite ok but a bit ex... U better go eat smth now else i'll feel guilty...",
"HI BABE IM AT HOME NOW WANNA DO SOMETHING? XX",
"Dont put your phone on silent mode ok",
"Ok... U enjoy ur shows...",
"Tomarrow i want to got to court. At &lt;DECIMAL&gt; . So you come to bus stand at 9.",
"I wonder if your phone battery went dead ? I had to tell you, I love you babe",
"Lol enjoy role playing much?",
"Hey babe, sorry i didn't get sooner. Gary can come and fix it cause he thinks he knows what it is but he doesn't go as far a Ptbo and he says it will cost &lt;#&gt; bucks. I don't know if it might be cheaper to find someone there ? We don't have any second hand machines at all right now, let me know what you want to do babe",
"Not much, just some textin'. How bout you?",
"Whatever, juliana. Do whatever you want.",
"MY NEW YEARS EVE WAS OK. I WENT TO A PARTY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. WHO IS THIS SI THEN HEY",
"TELL HER I SAID EAT SHIT.",
"Rats. Hey did u ever vote for the next themes?",
"says the # year old with a man and money. I'm down to my last # . Still waiting for that check.",
"Horrible gal. Me in sch doing some stuff. How come u got mc?",
"No you'll just get a headache trying to figure it out. U can trust me to do the math. I promise. O:-)",
"Evening * v good if somewhat event laden. Will fill you in, don't you worry ... Head * ok but throat * wrecked. See you at six then!",
"I place all ur points on e cultures module already.",
"Lol ok your forgiven :)",
"Dude sux for snake. He got old and raiden got buff",
"Lol I have to take it. member how I said my aunt flow didn't visit for 6 months? It's cause I developed ovarian cysts. Bc is the only way to shrink them.",
"Mm i am on the way to railway",
"ARE YOU IN TOWN? THIS IS V. IMPORTANT",
"Don't worry though, I understand how important it is that I be put in my place with a poorly thought out punishment in the face of the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Brb gonna go kill myself",
"Play w computer? Aiyah i tok 2 u lor?",
"What are youdoing later? Sar xxx",
"What year. And how many miles.",
"Erm. I thought the contract ran out the4th of october.",
"A bit of Ur smile is my hppnss, a drop of Ur tear is my sorrow, a part of Ur heart is my life, a heart like mine wil care for U, forevr as my GOODFRIEND",
"Unless it's a situation where YOU GO GURL would be more appropriate",
"A pure hearted person can have a wonderful smile that makes even his/her enemies to feel guilty for being an enemy.. So catch the world with your smile..:) GOODMORNING & HAVE A SMILEY SUNDAY..:)",
"Wait, do you know if wesleys in town? I bet she does hella drugs!",
"S da..al r above #",
"How are you. Wish you a great semester",
"Idea will soon get converted to live:)",
"Easy mate, * guess the quick drink was bit ambitious.",
"I am great princess! What are you thinking about me? :)",
"I love ya too but try and budget your money better babe. Gary would freak on me if he knew",
"I want snow. It's just freezing and windy.",
"\\HEY BABE! FAR 2 SPUN-OUT 2 SPK AT DA MO... DEAD 2 DA WRLD. BEEN SLEEPING ON DA SOFA ALL DAY",
"I'm at home. Please call",
"Congrats. That's great. I wanted to tell you not to tell me your score cos it might make me relax. But its motivating me so thanks for sharing",
"Just sent you an email to an address with incomm in it, is that right?",
"I asked you to call him now ok",
"What can i do? Might accidant tookplace between somewhere ghodbandar rd. Traffic moves slovely. So plz slip &amp; don't worry.",
"But i dint slept in afternoon.",
"Why did I wake up on my own :(",
"So li hai... Me bored now da lecturer repeating last weeks stuff waste time... ",
"have * good weekend.",
"She just broke down a list of reasons why nobody's in town and I can't tell if she's being sarcastic or just faggy",
"Give me a sec to think think about it",
"Yes. Last practice",
"Gud ni8.swt drms.take care",
"Dear good morning now only i am up",
"We are okay. Going to sleep now. Later",
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?",
"You call him and tell now infront of them. Call him now.",
"Imagine Life WITHOUT ME... see.. How fast u are searching me?Don't worry.. l'm always there To disturb U.. Goodnoon..:)",
"Be sure to check your yahoo email. We sent photos yesterday",
"Armand says get your ass over to epsilon",
"Think + da. You wil do.",
"What class of &lt;#&gt; reunion?",
"He is world famamus....",
"Thanks honey but still haven't heard anything I will leave it a bit longer so not 2 crowd him and will try later - great advice thanks hope cardiff is still there!",
"Fwiw the reason I'm only around when it's time to smoke is that because of gas I can only afford to be around when someone tells me to be and that apparently only happens when somebody wants to light up",
"Dear Hero,i am leaving to qatar tonite for an apt opportunity.pls do keep in touch at &lt;EMAIL&gt; ,kerala",
"\\ME 2 BABE I FEEL THE SAME LETS JUST 4GET ABOUT IT+BOTH TRY +CHEER UP+NOT FIT SOO MUCHXXLOVE U LOCAXX\\\"\"",
"Early bird! Any purchases yet?",
"You are a great role model. You are giving so much and i really wish each day for a miracle but God as a reason for everything and i must say i wish i knew why but i dont. I've looked up to you since i was young and i still do. Have a great day.",
"O i played smash bros # religiously.",
"Excellent! Wish we were together right now!",
"Plz note: if anyone calling from a mobile Co. &amp; asks u to type # &lt;#&gt; or # &lt;#&gt; . Do not do so. Disconnect the call,coz it iz an attempt of 'terrorist' to make use of the sim card no. Itz confirmd by nokia n motorola n has been verified by CNN IBN.",
"Really dun bluff me leh... U sleep early too. Nite...",
"Hello handsome ! Are you finding that job ? Not being lazy ? Working towards getting back that net for mummy ? Where's my boytoy now ? Does he miss me ?",
"Ok leave no need to ask",
"Mm yes dear look how i am hugging you both. :-P",
"That is wondar full flim.",
"It should take about # min",
"Pls confirm the time to collect the cheque.",
"Finally it has happened..! Aftr decades..! BEER is now cheaper than PETROL! The goverment expects us to DRINK. . . But don't DRIVE ",
"I emailed yifeng my part oredi.. Can _ get it fr him..",
"I emailed yifeng my part oredi.. Can u get it fr him..",
"What happen dear tell me",
"That's good, because I need drugs",
"Don know:)this week i'm going to tirunelvai da.",
"K... Must book a not huh? so going for yoga basic on sunday?",
"U really pig leh sleep so much. My dad wake me up at 10 smth 2 eat lunch today.",
"Cancel cheyyamo?and get some money back?",
"How come i din c _... Yup i cut my hair...",
"Haha yeah I see that now, be there in a sec",
"Yeah there's quite a bit left, I'll swing by tomorrow when I get up",
"alright, I'll make sure the car is back tonight",
"I am in tirupur. call you da.",
"Customer place i will call you",
"Sorry. || mail? || ",
"The evo. I just had to download flash. Jealous?",
"I will see in half an hour",
"Great! So what attracts you to the brothas?",
"I'm leaving my house now...",
"Do you think i can move # in a week",
"Wat time _ wan today?",
"I'm on my way home. Went to change batt 4 my watch then go shop a bit lor.",
"You are right. Meanwhile how's project twins comin up",
"Hi dear we saw dear. We both are happy. Where you my battery is low",
"Ok lor... Or u wan me go look 4 u?",
"Your gonna be the death if me. I'm gonna leave a note that says its all robs fault. Avenge me.",
"No:-)i got rumour that you going to buy apartment in chennai:-)",
"Pass dis to all ur contacts n see wat u get! Red;i'm in luv wid u. Blue;u put a smile on my face. Purple;u r realy hot. Pink;u r so swt. Orange;i thnk i lyk u. Green;i realy wana go out wid u. Yelow;i wnt u bck. Black;i'm jealous of u. Brown;i miss you Nw plz giv me one color",
"I'm not coming over, do whatever you want",
"Aww that's the first time u said u missed me without asking if I missed u first. You DO love me! :)",
"Finish already... Yar they keep saying i mushy... I so embarrassed ok...",
"Hey j! r u feeling any better, hopeSo hunny. i amnow feelin ill & ithink i may have tonsolitusaswell! damn iam layin in bedreal bored. lotsof luv me xxxx",
"I see the letter B on my car",
"If I get there before you after your ten billion calls and texts so help me god",
"I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of # Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. # lacs..thats my prob",
"Which is weird because I know I had it at one point",
"Ard 530 lor. I ok then message _ lor.",
"Ard 530 lor. I ok then message u lor.",
"Good Morning my Dear........... Have a great &amp; successful day.",
"I pocked you up there before",
"WHORE YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE.",
"I'm gonna say no. Sorry. I would but as normal am starting to panic about time. Sorry again! Are you seeing on Tuesday?",
"Well i will watch shrek in 3D!!B)",
"Sorry vikky, i'm Watching olave mandara movie kano in trishul theatre wit my frnds..",
"Nt only for driving even for many reasons she is called BBD..thts it chikku, then hw abt dvg cold..heard tht vinobanagar violence hw is the condition..and hw ru ? Any problem?",
"26th OF JULY",
"Send this to ur friends and receive something about ur voice..... How is my speaking expression? 1.childish 2.naughty 3.Sentiment 4.rowdy 5.ful of attitude 6.romantic 7.shy 8.Attractive 9.funny &lt;#&gt; .irritating &lt;#&gt; .lovable. reply me..",
"Can _ all decide faster cos my sis going home liao..",
"Can u all decide faster cos my sis going home liao..",
"X course it 2yrs. Just so her messages on messenger lik you r sending me",
"Yes. Rent is very expensive so its the way we save.",
"Did u download the fring app?",
"Ok no prob... I'll come after lunch then...",
"# , that's all? Guess that's easy enough",
"My love ! How come it took you so long to leave for Zaher's? I got your words on ym and was happy to see them but was sad you had left. I miss you",
"2marrow only. Wed at # to 2 aha.",
"Do you still have the grinder?",
"Jus ans me lar. U'll noe later.",
"I get out of class in bsn in like # minutes, you know where advising is?",
"Anything is valuable in only 2 situations: First- Before getting it... Second- After loosing it...",
"Please tell me not all of my car keys are in your purse",
"S.this will increase the chance of winning.",
"hows my favourite person today? r u workin hard? couldn't sleep again last nite nearly rang u at 4.30",
"Yes! How is a pretty lady like you single?",
"This girl does not stay in bed. This girl doesn't need recovery time. Id rather pass out while having fun then be cooped up in bed",
"Hey i will be really pretty late... You want to go for the lesson first? I will join you. I'm only reaching tp mrt",
"Hey. What happened? U switch off ur cell d whole day. This isnt good. Now if u do care, give me a call tomorrow.",
"Guy, no flash me now. If you go call me, call me. How madam. Take care oh.",
"hi baby im cruisin with my girl friend what r u up 2? give me a call in and hour at home if thats alright or fone me on this fone now love jenny xxx",
"AH POOR BABY!HOPE URFEELING BETTERSN LUV! PROBTHAT OVERDOSE OF WORK HEY GO CAREFUL SPK 2 U SN LOTS OF LOVEJEN XXX.",
"Yeah whatever lol",
"She.s fine. I have had difficulties with her phone. It works with mine. Can you pls send her another friend request.",
"Ok Chinese food on its way. When I get fat you're paying for my lipo.",
"Easy ah?sen got selected means its good..",
"No. To be nosy I guess. Idk am I over reacting if I'm freaked?",
"Hey! Congrats 2u2. id luv 2 but ive had 2 go home!",
"I'm not smoking while people use wylie smokes too much to justify ruining my stuff",
"I prefer my free days... Tues, wed, fri oso can... u ask those workin lor...",
"Hiya. How was last night? I've been naughty and bought myself clothes and very little ... Ready for more shopping tho! What kind of time do you wanna meet?",
"Ron say fri leh. N he said ding tai feng cant make reservations. But he said wait lor.",
"Is ur paper today in e morn or aft?",
"Alright. I'm out--have a good night!",
"Dont think you need yellow card for uk travel. Ask someone that has gone before. If you do its just # bucks",
"You should know now. So how's anthony. Are you bringing money. I've school fees to pay and rent and stuff like that. Thats why i need your help. A friend in need....|",
"So that takes away some money worries",
"CHEERS U TEX MECAUSE U WEREBORED! YEAH OKDEN HUNNY R UIN WK SAT?SOUND\u2019S LIKEYOUR HAVIN GR8FUN J! KEEP UPDAT COUNTINLOTS OF LOVEME XXXXX.",
"You know there is. I shall speak to you in # minutes then",
"Sorry da. I gone mad so many pending works what to do.",
"I am late,so call you tomorrow morning.take care sweet dreams....u and me...ummifying...bye.",
"Every day i use to sleep after &lt;#&gt; so only.",
"Just checking in on you. Really do miss seeing Jeremiah. Do have a great month",
"The world suffers a lot... Not because of the violence of bad people. But because of the silence of good people!, Gud night....",
"it's really getting me down just hanging around.",
"Yup no more already... Thanx 4 printing n handing it up.",
"Hmm...my uncle just informed me that he's paying the school directly. So pls buy food.",
"Takin a shower now but yeah I'll leave when I'm done",
"Pete can you please ring meive hardly gotany credit",
"Dear how is chechi. Did you talk to her",
"Haha awesome, I might need to take you up on that, what you doin tonight?",
"Nothin comes to my mind. help me buy hanger lor. Ur laptop not heavy?",
"Ugh its been a long day. I'm exhausted. Just want to cuddle up and take a nap",
"House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on &lt;#&gt; th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..",
"Then. You are eldest know.",
"Tell my bad character which u Dnt lik in me. I'll try to change in # . I ll add tat 2 my new year resolution. Waiting for ur reply.Be frank...good morning.",
"Well I wasn't available as I washob nobbing with last night so they had to ask Nickey Platt instead of me!;",
"Yup...",
"There is a first time for everything :)",
"Those cocksuckers. If it makes you feel better ipads are worthless garbage novelty items and you should feel bad for even wanting one",
"yes baby! I need to stretch open your pussy!",
"That's a shame! Maybe cld meet for few hrs tomo?",
"Talk With Yourself Atleast Once In A Day...!!! Otherwise You Will Miss Your Best FRIEND In This WORLD...!!! -Shakespeare- SHESIL #",
"Well boy am I glad G wasted all night at applebees for nothing",
"You are right though. I can't give you the space you want and need. This is really starting to become an issue. I was going to suggest setting a definite move out--if i'm still there-- after greece. But maybe you are ready and should do it now.",
"Hey , is * rite u put \u00bb10 evey mnth is that all?",
"Thought praps you meant another one. Goodo! I'll look tomorrow ",
"8 at the latest, g's still there if you can scrounge up some ammo and want to give the new ak a try",
"Tell my bad character which u Dnt lik in me. I'll try to change in &lt;#&gt; . I ll add tat 2 my new year resolution. Waiting for ur reply.Be frank...good morning.",
"Poyyarikatur,kolathupalayam,unjalur post,erode dis, # .",
"House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on # th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?",
"Huh so early.. Then _ having dinner outside izzit?",
"Huh so early.. Then u having dinner outside izzit?",
"What r u cooking me for dinner?",
"Yep, at derek's house now, see you Sunday 3",
"I can't make it tonight",
"No da. I am happy that we sit together na",
"Yes da. Any plm at ur office",
"Yes but I don't care cause I know its there!",
"Lmao you know me so well...",
"Fine if that\u2019s the way u feel. That\u2019s the way its gota b",
"I'm coming back on Thursday. Yay. Is it gonna be ok to get the money. Cheers. Oh yeah and how are you. Everything alright. Hows school. Or do you call it work now",
"So many people seems to be special at first sight, But only very few will remain special to you till your last sight.. Maintain them till life ends.. Sh!jas",
"That seems unnecessarily hostile",
"I do know what u mean, is the king of not havin credit! I'm goin2bed now. Night night sweet! Only1more sleep! ",
"And stop being an old man. You get to build snowman snow angels and snowball fights.",
"Where is it. Is there any opening for mca.",
"Awesome, that gonna be soon or later tonight?",
"Helloooo... Wake up..! \\Sweet\\\" \\\"morning\\\" \\\"welcomes\\\" \\\"You\\\" \\\"Enjoy\\\" \\\"This Day\\\" \\\"with full of joy\\\".. \\\"GUD MRNG\\\".\"",
"Feel Yourself That You Are Always Happy.. Slowly It Becomes Your Habit & Finally It Becomes Part Of Your Life.. Follow It.. Happy Morning & Have A Happy Day:)",
"Hey i've booked the pilates and yoga lesson already... Haha",
"I was just callin to say hi. Take care bruv!",
"HELLO PEACH! MY CAKE TASTS LUSH!",
"But if she.s drinkin i'm ok.",
"Hey you can pay. With salary de. Only &lt;#&gt; .",
"Where are you ? What do you do ? How can you stand to be away from me ? Doesn't your heart ache without me ? Don't you wonder of me ? Don't you crave me ?",
"I don't know but I'm raping dudes at poker",
"Wow. I never realized that you were so embarassed by your accomodations. I thought you liked it, since i was doing the best i could and you always seemed so happy about \\the cave\\\". I'm sorry I didn't and don't have more to give. I'm sorry i offered. I'm sorry your room was so embarassing.\"",
"Hmmm...k...but i want to change the field quickly da:-)i wanna get system administrator or network administrator..",
"Well, I have to leave for my class babe ... You never came back to me ... :-( ... Hope you have a nice sleep, my love",
"Ok da, i already planned. I wil pick you.",
"Big brothers really scraped the barrel with this shower of social misfits",
"Yo do you know anyone # or otherwise able to buy liquor? Our guy flaked and right now if we don't get a hold of somebody its just 4 loko all night",
"Thursday night? Yeah, sure thing, we'll work it out then",
"I not busy juz dun wan 2 go so early.. Hee.. ",
"Do you hide anythiing or keeping distance from me",
"You were supposed to wake ME up &gt;:(",
"Huh... Hyde park not in mel ah, opps, got confused... Anyway, if tt's e best choice den we juz have to take it...",
"Thats cool! Sometimes slow and gentle. Sonetimes rough and hard :)",
"Ok thanx... Take care then...",
"2 laptop... I noe infra but too slow lar... I wan fast one",
"Hey, can you tell me blake's address? Carlos wanted me to meet him there but I got lost and he's not answering his phone",
"Its not the same here. Still looking for a job. How much do Ta's earn there.",
"I love your ass! Do you enjoy doggy style? :)",
"Wat happened to the cruise thing",
"I REALLY NEED 2 KISS U I MISS U MY BABY FROM UR BABY 4EVA",
"Dip's cell dead. So i m coming with him. U better respond else we shall come back.",
"This message is from a great Doctor in India:-): 1) Do not drink APPY FIZZ. It contains Cancer causing age",
"Short But Cute: \\Be a good person",
"I actually did for the first time in a while. I went to bed not too long after i spoke with you. Woke up at 7. How was your night?",
"Life style garments account no please.",
"By the way, make sure u get train to worc foregate street not shrub hill. Have fun night x",
"God bless.get good sleep my dear...i will pray!",
"He is there. You call and meet him",
"Many more happy returns of the day. I wish you happy birthday.",
"Hello, my love ! How went your day ? Are you alright ? I think of you, my sweet and send a jolt to your heart to remind you ... I LOVE YOU! Can you hear it ? I screamed it across the sea for all the world to hear. Ahmad al Hallaq is loved ! and owned ! *possessive passionate kiss*",
"I borrow ur bag ok.",
"Watch lor. I saw a few swatch one i thk quite ok. Ard 116 but i need 2nd opinion leh...",
"Im parked next to a MINI!!!! When are you coming in today do you think?",
"sure, but make sure he knows we ain't smokin yet",
"Oh... Icic... K lor, den meet other day...",
"R u saying i should re order the slippers cos i had to pay for returning it.",
"Done it but internet connection v slow and cant send it. Will try again later or first thing tomo.",
"The basket's gettin full so I might be by tonight",
"Yep get with the program. You're slacking.",
"My friend just got here and says he's upping his order by a few grams (he's got $ # ), when can you get here?",
"Watching tv lor. Nice one then i like lor.",
"Ok not a problem will get them a taxi. C ing tomorrow and tuesday. On tuesday think we r all going to the cinema. ",
"Leaving to qatar tonite in search of an opportunity.all went fast.pls add me in ur prayers dear.Rakhesh",
"If you hear a loud scream in about &lt;#&gt; minutes its cause my Gyno will be shoving things up me that don't belong :/",
"Are we doing the norm tomorrow? I finish just a 4.15 cos of st tests. Need to sort library stuff out at some point tomo - got letter from today - access til end march so i better get move on!",
"Ooh, 4got, i'm gonna start belly dancing in moseley weds 6.30 if u want 2 join me, they have a cafe too. ",
"We don call like &lt;#&gt; times oh. No give us hypertension oh.",
"Best line said in Love: . I will wait till the day I can forget u Or The day u realize that u cannot forget me.... Gn",
"How much r _ willing to pay?",
"Its &lt;#&gt; k here oh. Should i send home for sale.",
"How much r u willing to pay?",
"HEY BABE! FAR 2 SPUN-OUT 2 SPK AT DA MO... DEAD 2 DA WRLD. BEEN SLEEPING ON DA SOFA ALL DAY, HAD A COOL NYTHO, TX 4 FONIN HON, CALL 2MWEN IM BK FRMCLOUD 9! J X",
"What happen to her tell the truth",
"Oh yah... We never cancel leh... Haha ",
"u called dad oredi...",
"excellent. I spent &lt;#&gt; years in the Air Force. Iraq and afghanistan. I am stable and honest. do you like traveling?",
"First has she gained more than # kg since she took in. Second has she done the blood sugar tests. If she has and its ok and her blood pressure is within normal limits then no worries",
"Dear Sir,Salam Alaikkum.Pride and Pleasure meeting you today at the Tea Shop.We are pleased to send you our contact number at Qatar.Rakhesh an Indian.Pls save our Number.Respectful Regards.",
"They finally came to fix the ceiling.",
"Take us out shopping and Mark will distract Isaiah.=D",
"It could work, we'll reach a consensus at the next meeting",
"Congrats ! Treat pending.i am not on mail for 2 days.will mail once thru.Respect mother at home.check mails.",
"Then she dun believe wat?",
"Christmas is An occasion that is Celebrated as a Reflection of UR... Values..., Desires..., Affections...&amp; Traditions.... Have an ideal Christmas...",
"Dude while were makin those weirdy brownies my sister made awesome cookies. I took pics.",
"Hey company elama po mudyadhu.",
"Unni thank you dear for the recharge..Rakhesh",
"Ok i am on the way to home hi hi",
"Not yet chikku..going to room nw, i'm in bus..",
"Yup i've finished c _ there...",
"Company is very good.environment is terrific and food is really nice:)",
"Yup i've finished c u there...",
"Cool, I'll text you in a few",
"I got arrested for possession at, I shit you not, &lt;TIME&gt; pm",
"This is ur face test ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 &lt;#&gt; ) select any number i will tell ur face astrology.... am waiting. quick reply...",
"Carlos'll be here in a minute if you still need to buy",
"No da if you run that it activate the full version da.",
"U attend ur driving lesson how many times a wk n which day?",
"Your daily text from me \u20ac\u201c a favour this time",
"I reach home safe n sound liao...",
"I will send them to your email. Do you mind &lt;#&gt; times per night?",
"Hi juan. Im coming home on fri hey. Of course i expect a welcome party and lots of presents. Ill phone u when i get back. Loads of love nicky x x x x x x x x x",
"Ok. Very good. Its all about making that money.",
"Yeah that's what I thought, lemme know if anything's goin on later",
"Shant disturb u anymore... Jia you...",
"Can you do online transaction?",
"(No promises on when though, haven't even gotten dinner yet)",
"Tension ah?what machi?any problem?",
"What happened to our yo date?",
"S.i'm watching it in live..",
":-) yeah! Lol. Luckily i didn't have a starring role like you!",
"I.ll always be there, even if its just in spirit. I.ll get a bb soon. Just trying to be sure i need it.",
"Happy birthday... May u find ur prince charming soon n dun work too hard...",
"You are everywhere dirt, on the floor, the windows, even on my shirt. And sometimes when i open my mouth, you are all that comes flowing out. I dream of my world without you, then half my chores are out too. A time of joy for me, lots of tv shows i.ll see. But i guess like all things you just must exist, like rain, hail and mist, and when my time here is done, you and i become one.",
"Convey my regards to him",
"I'm e person who's doing e sms survey...",
"Mah b, I'll pick it up tomorrow",
"Aight, let me know when you're gonna be around usf",
"Kallis is ready for bat in 2nd innings",
"With my sis lor... We juz watched italian job.",
" dun wan to watch infernal affair?",
"7 lor... Change 2 suntec... Wat time u coming?",
"Hi its Kate how is your evening? I hope i can see you tomorrow for a bit but i have to bloody babyjontet! Txt back if u can. :) xxx",
"I need... Coz i never go before ",
"Looks like u wil b getting a headstart im leaving here bout 2.30ish but if u r desperate for my company I could head in earlier-we were goin to meet in rummer.",
"Dude just saw a parked car with its sunroof popped up. Sux",
"PISS IS TALKING IS SOMEONE THAT REALISE U THAT POINT THIS AT IS IT.(NOW READ IT BACKWARDS)",
"Love it! I want to flood that pretty pussy with cum...",
"Ok..",
"My sort code is and acc no is . The bank is natwest. Can you reply to confirm i've sent this to the right person!",
"I will take care of financial problem.i will help:)",
"Yeah, don't go to bed, I'll be back before midnight",
"Lol yes. Our friendship is hanging on a thread cause u won't buy stuff.",
"Guess which pub im in? Im as happy as a pig in clover or whatever the saying is! ",
"No, but I wasn't that surprised, so I went and spent the evening with that french guy I met in town here and we fooled around a bit but I didn't let him sleep with me",
"No pic. Please re-send.",
"I'm going for bath will msg you next &lt;#&gt; min..",
"Sorry i din lock my keypad.",
"Yes just finished watching days of our lives. I love it.",
"O i played smash bros &lt;#&gt; religiously.",
"How are you holding up?",
"Allo! We have braved the buses and taken on the trains and triumphed. I mean were in bham. Have a jolly good rest of week",
"Tomarrow final hearing on my laptop case so i cant.",
"Wait &lt;#&gt; min..",
"Unlimited texts. Limited minutes.",
"Also that chat was awesome but don't make it regular unless you can see her in person",
"Boy; I love u Grl: Hogolo Boy: gold chain kodstini Grl: Agalla Boy: necklace madstini Grl: agalla Boy: Hogli 1 mutai eerulli kodthini! Grl: I love U kano;-)",
"Haha yeah, 2 oz is kind of a lot",
"I can. But it will tell quite long, cos i haven't finish my film yet...",
"Jus came back fr lunch wif my sis only. U leh?",
"No current and food here. I am alone also",
"I'm at bruce &amp; fowler now but I'm in my mom's car so I can't park (long story)",
"She went to attend another two rounds today..but still did't reach home..",
"We not leaving yet. Ok lor then we go elsewhere n eat. U thk...",
"I've got it down to a tea. not sure which flavour",
"did u get that message",
"Ok then u tell me wat time u coming later lor.",
"Well at this right I'm gonna have to get up and check today's steam sales/pee so text me when you want me to come get you",
"Can you let me know details of fri when u find out cos I'm not in tom or fri. mentionned chinese. Thanks",
"I'm going 4 lunch now wif my family then aft dat i go str 2 orchard lor.",
"Huh but i cant go 2 ur house empty handed right?",
"Genius what's up. How your brother. Pls send his number to my skype.",
"Yeah I imagine he would be really gentle. Unlike the other docs who treat their patients like turkeys.",
"I have to take exam with march 3",
"you are sweet as well, princess. Please tell me your likes and dislikes in bed...",
"Wait . I will msg after # min.",
"What part of \\don't initiate\\\" don't you understand\"",
"Hi, wlcome back, did wonder if you got eaten by a lion or something, nothing much",
"We are hoping to get away by 7, from Langport. You still up for town tonight?",
"Reverse is cheating. That is not mathematics.",
"Sorry, I'll call later in meeting.",
"Sorry, I'll call later In meeting.",
"Oh really?? Did you make it on air? What's your talent?",
"I dunno they close oredi not... v ma fan...",
"I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer",
"Sorry, was in the bathroom, sup",
"I AM AT THE GAS STATION. GO THERE.",
"Probably a couple hours tops",
"Me too. Mark is taking forever to pick up my prescription and the pain is coming back.",
"Jokin only lar... :-) depends on which phone my father can get lor...",
"Babe !!!! I LOVE YOU !!!! *covers your face in kisses*",
"Hey, iouri gave me your number, I'm wylie, ryan's friend",
"Aaooooright are you at work?",
"SORRY IM STIL FUCKED AFTER LAST NITE WENT TOBED AT 430 GOT UP 4 WORK AT 630",
"How are you. Its been ages. How's abj",
"Some friends want me to drive em someplace, probably take a while",
"Thanks again for your reply today. When is ur visa coming in. And r u still buying the gucci and bags. My sister things are not easy, uncle john also has his own bills so i really need to think about how to make my own money. Later sha.",
"Its going good...no problem..but still need little experience to understand american customer voice...",
"Yeah, in fact he just asked if we needed anything like an hour ago. When and how much?",
"Message from . I am at Truro Hospital on ext. You can phone me here. as I have a phone by my side",
"I had been hoping i would not have to send you this message. My rent is due and i dont have enough for it. My reserves are completely gone. Its a loan i need and was hoping you could her. The balance is &lt;#&gt; . Is there a way i could get that from you, till mid march when i hope to pay back.",
"Yes watching footie but worried we're going to blow it - Phil Neville?",
"Nothing spl..wat abt u and whr ru?",
"Well the general price is # /oz, let me know if/when/how much you want",
"'An Amazing Quote'' - Sometimes in life its difficult to decide whats wrong!! a lie that brings a smile or the truth that brings a tear....",
"R U &SAM P IN EACHOTHER. IF WE MEET WE CAN GO 2 MY HOUSE",
"I think the other two still need to get cash but we can def be ready by 9",
"Am also doing in cbe only. But have to pay.",
"Moji just informed me that you saved our lives. Thanks.",
"Haiyoh... Maybe your hamster was jealous of million",
"The guy at the car shop who was flirting with me got my phone number from the paperwork and called and texted me. I'm nervous because of course now he may have my address. Should i call his boss and tell him, knowing this may get him fired?",
"I don't quite know what to do. I still can't get hold of anyone. I cud pick you up bout 7.30pm and we can see if they're in the pub?",
"G wants to know where the fuck you are",
"K:)k..its good:)when are you going?",
"Really... I tot ur paper ended long ago... But wat u copied jus now got use? U happy lar... I still haf 2 study :-(",
"Good evening! this is roger. How are you?",
"Ya just telling abt tht incident..",
"Where at were hungry too",
"Glad to see your reply.",
"Yeah we do totes. When u wanna?",
"Thanx 4 sending me home...",
"\\HELLO U.CALL WEN U FINISH WRK.I FANCY MEETIN UP WIV U ALL TONITE AS I NEED A BREAK FROM DABOOKS. DID 4 HRS LAST NITE+2 TODAY OF WRK!\\\"\"",
"R u still working now?",
"Okay name ur price as long as its legal! Wen can I pick them up? Y u ave x ams xx",
"Yeah, where's your class at?",
"So when do you wanna gym harri",
"Hi:)cts employee how are you?",
"Nothing much, chillin at home. Any super bowl plan?",
"Sorry, I'll call later in meeting",
"Okay lor... Wah... like that def they wont let us go... Haha... What did they say in the terms and conditions?",
"Tell me pa. How is pain de.",
"Cos i want it to be your thing",
"The length is e same but e top shorter n i got a fringe now. I thk i'm not going liao. Too lazy. Dun wan 2 distract u also.",
"Don't forget who owns you and who's private property you are ... And be my good boy always .. *passionate kiss*",
"Dude. What's up. How Teresa. Hope you have been okay. When i didnt hear from these people, i called them and they had received the package since dec # . Just thot you'ld like to know. Do have a fantastic year and all the best with your reading. Plus if you can really really Bam first aid for Usmle, then your work is done.",
"How do friends help us in problems? They give the most stupid suggestion that Lands us into another problem and helps us forgt the previous problem",
"Thats cool. How was your day?",
"I got arrested for possession",
"Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU & I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people & u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...",
"Not yet. Just i'd like to keep in touch and it will be the easiest way to do that from barcelona. By the way how ru and how is the house?",
"Okay. I've seen it. So i should pick it on friday?",
"I am in office:)whats the matter..msg me now.i will call you at break:).",
"Pity, * was in mood for that. So...any other suggestions?",
"\\Im at arestaurant eating squid! i will be out about 10:30 wanna dosomething or is that to late?\\\"\"",
"Haven't seen my facebook, huh? Lol!",
"Let me know if you need anything else. Salad or desert or something... How many beers shall i get?",
"Shuhui say change 2 suntec steamboat? U noe where? Where r u now?",
"Hey so this sat are we going for the intro pilates only? Or the kickboxing too? ",
"Sorry, I'll call later ok bye",
"Hey, I missed you tm of last night as my phone was on the charge ... *smiles* ... I am meeting a friend shortly",
"She left it very vague. She just said she would inform the person in accounting about the delayed rent and that i should discuss with the housing agency about my renting another place. But checking online now and all places around usc are # and up",
"Armand says get your butt over to epsilon",
"I'm in solihull, | do you want anything?",
"Are u awake? Is there snow there?",
"There is no sense in my foot and penis.",
"Did either of you have any idea's? Do you know of anyplaces doing something?",
"You dont know you jabo me abi.",
"I have a sore throat. It's scratches when I talk",
"Hi darlin i cantdo anythingtomorrow as myparents aretaking me outfor a meal. when are u free? Katexxx",
"Call me da, i am waiting for your call.",
"Ok i thk i got it. Then u wan me 2 come now or wat?",
"U come n search tat vid..not finishd..",
"Roger that. We\u20ac\u02dcre probably going to rem in about 20",
"Ok. There may be a free gym about.",
"Awesome, plan to get here any time after like # , I'll text you details in a wee bit",
"Thts wat Wright Brother did to fly..",
"U coming 2 pick me?",
"Wat time u finish?",
"u still attending da talks?",
"* Was a nice day and, impressively, i was sensible, went home early and now feel fine. Or am i just boring?! When's yours, i can't remember.",
"LOOK AT AMY URE A BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT WOMAN AND I LIKE U A LOT. I KNOW U DON\u2019T LIKE ME LIKE THAT SO DON\u2019T WORRY.",
"Yeah right! I'll bring my tape measure fri!",
"Wish i were with you now!",
"Carlos is down but I have to pick it up from him, so I'll swing by usf in a little bit",
"I can\u2019t wait for cornwall. Hope tonight isn\u2019t too bad as well but it\u2019s rock night. Anyway i\u2019m going for a kip now have a good night. Speak to you soon.",
"Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld &amp; they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:\\if it is made by my students",
"Didn't try, g and I decided not to head out",
"Okie...",
"Usf I guess, might as well take 1 car",
"Ok anyway no need to change with what you said",
"Oh Howda gud gud.. Mathe en samachara chikku:-)",
"Or ill be a little closer like at the bus stop on the same street",
"You were supposed to wake ME up :(",
"Guessin you ain't gonna be here before 9?",
"Madam,regret disturbance.might receive a reference check from DLF Premarica.kindly be informed.Rgds,Rakhesh,Kerala.",
"Wah lucky man... Then can save money... Hee...",
"I've got ten bucks, jay is being noncomittal",
"Nothing really, just making sure everybody's up to speed",
"I will be gentle baby! Soon you will be taking all &lt;#&gt; inches deep inside your tight pussy...",
"Finally it has happened..! Aftr decades..! BEER is now cheaper than PETROL! The goverment expects us to \\DRINK\\\". . . But don't \\\"DRIVE \\\"\"",
"BABE !!! I miiiiiiissssssssss you ! I need you !!! I crave you !!! :-( ... Geeee ... I'm so sad without you babe ... I love you ...",
"U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IVE EVER SEEN. U R MY BABY COME AND C ME IN THE COMMON ROOM",
"Ha... U jus ate honey ar? So sweet...",
":-( sad puppy noise",
"You call him now ok i said call him",
"You know, wot people wear. T shirts, jumpers, hat, belt, is all we know. We r at Cribbs",
"Love has one law; Make happy the person you love. In the same way friendship has one law; Never make ur friend feel alone until you are alive.... Gud night",
"Its hard to believe things like this. All can say lie but think twice before saying anything to me.",
"Haha okay... Today weekend leh... ",
"I love u 2 babe! R u sure everything is alrite. Is he being an idiot? Txt bak girlie",
"They don't put that stuff on the roads to keep it from getting slippery over there?",
"Shall I bring us a bottle of wine to keep us amused? Only joking! Ill bring one anyway",
"If you are not coughing then its nothing",
"Ok... Sweet dreams...",
"Heart is empty without love.. Mind is empty without wisdom.. Eyes r empty without dreams &amp; Life is empty without frnds.. So Alwys Be In Touch. Good night &amp; sweet dreams",
"You didn't have to tell me that...now i'm thinking. Plus he's going to stop all your runs",
"Now? I'm going out 4 dinner soon..",
"House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on &lt;#&gt; th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?",
"Aight will do, thanks again for comin out",
"Have you laid your airtel line to rest?",
"Desires- u going to doctor 4 liver. And get a bit stylish. Get ur hair managed. Thats it.",
"When you guys planning on coming over?",
"Ok lor _ reaching then message me.",
"Ok lor u reaching then message me.",
"Nope watching tv at home... Not going out. V bored...",
"Should I be stalking u?",
"Sure, whenever you show the fuck up &gt;:(",
"Hi its Kate it was lovely to see you tonight and ill phone you tomorrow. I got to sing and a guy gave me his card! xxx",
"Are you sure you don't mean \\get here",
"Text her. If she doesnt reply let me know so i can have her log in",
"Very hurting n meaningful lines ever: I compromised everything for my love, But at d end my love compromised me for everything:-(.. Gud mornin:-)",
"Send ur birthdate with month and year, I will tel u ur LIFE PARTNER'S name. and the method of calculation. Reply must.",
"Haha... Yup hopefully we will lose a few kg by mon. after hip hop can go orchard and weigh again",
"Aiyo... U always c our ex one... I dunno abt mei, she haven reply... First time u reply so fast... Y so lucky not workin huh, got bao by ur sugardad ah...gee.. ",
"This is hoping you enjoyed your game yesterday. Sorry i've not been in touch but pls know that you are fondly bein thot off. Have a great week. Abiola",
" DECIMAL m but its not a common car here so its better to buy from china or asia. Or if i find it less expensive. I.ll holla",
"Uh, heads up we don't have THAT much left",
"I am in a marriage function",
"Your account has been refilled successfully by INR DECIMAL . Your KeralaCircle prepaid account balance is Rs DECIMAL . Your Transaction ID is KR # .",
"Life is more strict than teacher... Bcoz Teacher teaches lesson &amp; then conducts exam, But Life first conducts Exam &amp; then teaches Lessons. Happy morning. . .",
"May b approve panalam...but it should have more posts..",
"Surly ill give it to you:-) while coming to review.",
"Sounds like there could be a lot of time spent in that chastity device boy ... *grins* ... Or take your beatings like a good dog. Going to lounge in a nice long bath now ?",
"Yo theres no class tmrw right?",
"Im just wondering what your doing right now?",
"No no:)this is kallis home ground.amla home town is durban:)",
"Excellent, I'll see what riley's plans are",
"Go chase after her and run her over while she's crossing the street",
"(I should add that I don't really care and if you can't I can at least get this dude to fuck off but hey, your money if you want it)",
"Hey pple...$700 or $900 for 5 nights...Excellent location wif breakfast hamper!!!",
"Am on a train back from northampton so i'm afraid not! I'm staying skyving off today ho ho! Will be around wednesday though. Do you fancy the comedy club this week by the way?",
"You made my day. Do have a great day too.",
"Sure, if I get an acknowledgement from you that it's astoundingly tactless and generally bad to demand a blood oath fo",
"This pain couldn't have come at a worse time.",
"IM LATE TELLMISS IM ON MY WAY",
"Hope you are not scared!",
"Also fuck you and your family for going to rhode island or wherever the fuck and leaving me all alone the week I have a new bong &gt;:(",
"Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical",
"say thanks2. ",
"Y?WHERE U AT DOGBREATH? ITS JUST SOUNDING LIKE JAN C THATS AL!!!!!!!!!",
"Hmmm ... And imagine after you've come home from that having to rub my feet, make me dinner and help me get ready for my date ! Are you sure your ready for that kind of life ?",
"No. Did you multimedia message them or e-mail?",
"Going on nothing great.bye",
"Come to mahal bus stop.. DECIMAL",
"Gimme a few was # minutes ago",
"Yoyyooo u know how to change permissions for a drive in mac. My usb flash drive",
"Change again... It's e one next to escalator...",
"If u sending her home first it's ok lor. I'm not ready yet.",
"Oh did you charge camera",
"\\YEH I AM DEF UP4 SOMETHING SAT",
"Hey so whats the plan this sat? ",
"Kothi print out marandratha.",
"Like a personal sized or what",
"Hey what happen de. Are you alright.",
"Go where n buy? Juz buy when we get there lar.",
"K I'll call you when I'm close",
"I've told him that i've returned it. That should i re order it.",
"Stupid.its not possible",
"Lol you forgot it eh ? Yes, I'll bring it in babe",
"Oh... Kay... On sat right?",
"I wonder how you got online, my love ? Had you gone to the net cafe ? Did you get your phone recharged ? Were you on a friends net ? I think of you, boytoy",
"Mm you ask him to come its enough :-)",
"Discussed with your mother ah?",
"OK i'm waliking ard now... Do u wan me 2 buy anything go ur house?",
"Lol yes. But it will add some spice to your day.",
"I am in bus on the way to calicut",
"In meeting da. I will call you",
"Joy's father is John. Then John is the ____ of Joy's father. If u ans ths you hav &lt;#&gt; IQ. Tis s IAS question try to answer.",
"\\Life is nothing wen v get everything\\\". But \\\"life is everything wen v miss something \\\". Real value of people wil be realized only in their absence.... gud mrng\"",
"Btw regarding that we should really try to see if anyone else can be our 4th guy before we commit to a random dude",
"See? I thought it all through",
"Why are u up so early?",
"I went to project centre",
"K..u also dont msg or reply to his msg..",
"I just lov this line: Hurt me with the truth, I don't mind,i wil tolerat.bcs ur my someone..... But, Never comfort me with a lie gud ni8 and sweet dreams",
"excellent. I spent # years in the Air Force. Iraq and afghanistan. I am stable and honest. do you like traveling?",
"The Xmas story is peace.. The Xmas msg is love.. The Xmas miracle is jesus.. Hav a blessed month ahead & wish U Merry Xmas...",
"Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: \\Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it..\\\" GOODMORNING\"",
"Gud ni8 dear..slp well..take care..swt dreams..Muah..",
"4 tacos + 1 rajas burrito, right?",
"How long does applebees fucking take",
"I'm in school now n i'll be in da lab doing some stuff give me a call when _ r done.",
"I'm in school now n i'll be in da lab doing some stuff give me a call when u r done.",
"Hi here. have birth at on the to at 8lb 7oz. Mother and baby doing brilliantly.",
"Nobody names their penis a girls name this story doesn't add up at all",
"How's it feel? Mr. Your not my real Valentine just my yo Valentine even tho u hardly play!!",
"Miserable. They don't tell u that the side effects of birth control are massive gut wrenching cramps for the first 2 months. I didn't sleep at all last night.",
"jay says he'll put in #",
"Doc prescribed me morphine cause the other pain meds aren't enough. Waiting for my mom to bring it. That med should kick in fast so I'm gonna try to be on later",
"Did you get any gift? This year i didnt get anything. So bad",
"Was the actual exam harder than NBME",
"R we still meeting 4 dinner tonight?",
"I\u20ac\u02dcm going to try for 2 months ha ha only joking",
"TODAY is Sorry day.! If ever i was angry with you, if ever i misbehaved or hurt you? plz plz JUST SLAP URSELF Bcoz, Its ur fault, I'm basically GOOD",
"Good. No swimsuit allowed :)",
"Lol! Oops sorry! Have fun. ",
"Ya, told..she was asking wats matter?",
"Hey, a guy I know is breathing down my neck to get him some bud, anyway you'd be able to get a half track to usf tonight?",
"Daddy, shu shu is looking 4 u... U wan me 2 tell him u're not in singapore or wat?",
"I'm back & we're packing the car now, I'll let you know if there's room",
"Are you the cutest girl in the world or what",
"I'm hungry buy smth home...",
"Is there coming friday is leave for pongal?do you get any news from your work place.",
"Studying. But i.ll be free next weekend.",
"Do u ever get a song stuck in your head for no reason and it won't go away til u listen to it like 5 times?",
"K, I'll work something out",
"Hey happy birthday...",
"will you like to be spoiled? :)",
"Aight no rush, I'll ask jay",
"Your brother is a genius",
"I'm an actor. When i work, i work in the evening and sleep late. Since i'm unemployed at the moment, i ALWAYS sleep late. When you're unemployed, every day is saturday.",
"His bday real is in april .",
"I'll see, but prolly yeah",
"K..k..i'm also fine:)when will you complete the course?",
"You still at the game?",
"Actually nvm, got hella cash, we still on for # ish?",
"Ryder unsold.now gibbs.",
"How did you find out in a way that didn't include all of these details",
"Yeah do! Don\u20ac\u02dct stand to close tho- you\u20ac\u02dcll catch something!",
"Just glad to be talking to you.",
"It does it on its own. Most of the time it fixes my spelling. But sometimes it gets a completely diff word. Go figure",
"Haha... can... But i'm having dinner with my cousin...",
"Hiya, had a good day? Have you spoken to since the weekend?",
"Its 6 to get in, is that ok?",
"Mmmmm ... It was sooooo good to wake to your words this morning, my Love!! Mmmm fuck ... I love you too, my Lion ... *devouring kiss from across the sea*",
"Men always needs a beautiful, intelligent, caring, loving, adjustable, cooperative wife. But the law allows only one wife....",
"U studying in sch or going home? Anyway i'll b going 2 sch later.",
"Aight do you still want to get money",
"Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... '",
"tap & spile at seven. * Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. Ok?",
"That's what I love to hear :V see you sundayish, then",
"I uploaded mine to Facebook",
"I had been hoping i would not have to send you this message. My rent is due and i dont have enough for it. My reserves are completely gone. Its a loan i need and was hoping you could her. The balance is # . Is there a way i could get that from you, till mid march when i hope to pay back.",
"Anything...",
"Are you still playing with gautham?",
"Yar lor... How u noe? U used dat route too?",
"get ready to moan and scream :)",
"K so am I, how much for an 8th? Fifty?",
"Hi Princess! Thank you for the pics. You are very pretty. How are you?",
"Why do you ask princess?",
"I think that tantrum's finished so yeah I'll be by at some point",
"If u laugh really loud.. If u talk spontaneously.. If u dont care what others feel.. U are probably with your dear &amp; best friends.. GOODEVENING Dear..:)",
"He is a womdarfull actor",
"I sent you &lt;#&gt; bucks",
"Ugh hopefully the asus ppl dont randomly do a reformat.",
"Webpage s not available!",
"Oh k :)why you got job then whats up?",
"I know where the &lt;#&gt; is, I'll be there around 5",
"Of course. I guess god's just got me on hold right now.",
"Ok i juz receive..",
"Dear are you angry i was busy dear",
"Dont talk to him ever ok its my word.",
"Lol that's different. I don't go trying to find every real life photo you ever took.",
"I re-met alex nichols from middle school and it turns out he's dealing!",
"When can u come out?",
"LMAO where's your fish memory when I need it?",
"I think we're going to finn's now, come",
"She left it very vague. She just said she would inform the person in accounting about the delayed rent and that i should discuss with the housing agency about my renting another place. But checking online now and all places around usc are &lt;#&gt; and up",
"Honestly i've just made a lovely cup of tea and promptly dropped my keys in it and then burnt my fingers getting them out!",
"You might want to pull out more just in case and just plan on not spending it if you can, I don't have much confidence in derek and taylor's money management",
"Oh yeah! And my diet just flew out the window",
"\\Hey j! r u feeling any better",
"Dear friends, sorry for the late information. Today is the birthday of our loving Ar.Praveesh. for more details log on to face book and see. Its his number + # . Dont miss a delicious treat.",
"I know that my friend already told that.",
"i am seeking a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets. Is that you?",
"Got ur mail Dileep.thank you so muchand look forward to lots of support...very less contacts here,remember one venugopal you mentioned.tomorrow if not late,i shall try to come up till there.goodnight dear.",
"Yes I know the cheesy songs from frosty the snowman :)",
"Did you try making another butt.",
"K do I need a login or anything",
"Solve d Case : A Man Was Found Murdered On &lt;DECIMAL&gt; . &lt;#&gt; AfterNoon. 1,His wife called Police. 2,Police questioned everyone. 3,Wife: Sir,I was sleeping, when the murder took place. 4.Cook: I was cooking. 5.Gardener: I was picking vegetables. 6.House-Maid: I went 2 d post office. 7.Children: We went 2 play. 8.Neighbour: We went 2 a marriage. Police arrested d murderer Immediately. Who's It? Reply With Reason, If U r Brilliant.",
"My sister cleared two round in birla soft yesterday.",
"I dunno they close oredi not... u v ma fan...",
"Good Morning my Dear Shijutta........... Have a great &amp; successful day.",
"u give me some time to walk there.",
"Good morning princess! Happy New Year!",
"LOOK AT THE TIME. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS UP",
"I cant wait for cornwall. Hope tonight isnt too bad as well but its rock night shite. Anyway im going for a kip now have a good night. Speak to you soon.",
" collecting ur laptop then going to configure da settings izzit?",
"Shall i get my pouch?",
"Sorry, it's a lot of friend-of-a-friend stuff, I'm just now about to talk to the actual guy who wants to buy",
"Si si. I think ill go make those oreo truffles.",
"Ahhhh...just woken up!had a bad dream about u tho,so i dont like u right now :) i didnt know anything about comedy night but i guess im up for it.",
"No * am working on the ringing u thing but have whole houseful of screaming brats so * am pulling my hair out! Loving u",
"1) Go to write msg 2) Put on Dictionary mode 3)Cover the screen with hand, 4)Press &lt;#&gt; . 5)Gently remove Ur hand.. Its interesting..:)",
"I hope you that's the result of being consistently intelligent and kind. Start asking him about practicum links and keep your ears open and all the best. ttyl",
"I notice you like looking in the shit mirror youre turning into a right freak",
"Thx. All will be well in a few months",
"Ok but tell me half an hr b4 u come i need 2 prepare.",
"Hey!!! I almost forgot ... Happy B-day babe ! I love ya!!",
"Arms fine, how's Cardiff and uni? ",
"Sorry, I can't help you on this.",
"One day a crab was running on the sea shore..The waves came n cleared the footprints of the crab.. Crab asked: being my frnd y r u clearing my beautiful footprints? Waves replied: A fox was following ur footprints to catch you! thats y i cleared it off:) frndsship never lets u dwn :-) GUD nyt..",
"Pls send me a comprehensive mail about who i'm paying, when and how much.",
"You've always been the brainy one.",
"No idea, I guess we'll work that out an hour after we're supposed to leave since as usual nobody has any interest in figuring shit out before the last second",
"Headin towards busetop",
"Haha figures, well I found the piece and priscilla's bowl",
"We're on the opposite side from where we dropped you off",
"\\Wen u miss someone",
"Ok... But they said i've got wisdom teeth hidden inside n mayb need 2 remove.",
"Just buy a pizza. Meat lovers or supreme. U get to pick.",
"Great. So should i send you my account number.",
" came to look at the flat, seems ok, in his 50s? * Is away alot wiv work. Got woman coming at 6.30 too.",
"Yetunde, i'm sorry but moji and i seem too busy to be able to go shopping. Can you just please find some other way to get what you wanted us to get. Please forgive me. You can reply free via yahoo messenger.",
"No, its true..k,Do u knw dis no. &lt;#&gt; ?",
"You sure your neighbors didnt pick it up",
"U still painting ur wall?",
"Bring home some Wendy =D",
"Aight, lemme know what's up",
"No dude, its not fake..my frnds got money, thts y i'm reffering u..if u member wit my mail link, u vl be credited &lt;#&gt; rs and il be getiing &lt;#&gt; rs..i can draw my acc wen it is &lt;#&gt; rs..",
"Happy new year to u too!",
"HARD BUT TRUE: How much you show &amp; express your love to someone....that much it will hurt when they leave you or you get seperated...!_??\u06ecud evening...",
"I send the print outs da.",
"Then just eat a shit and wait for ur monkey face bitch.......... U asshole..................",
"So what do you guys do.",
"2marrow only. Wed at &lt;#&gt; to 2 aha.",
"Gosh that , what a pain. Spose I better come then.",
"Only saturday and sunday holiday so its very difficult:)",
"So there's a ring that comes with the guys costumes. It's there so they can gift their future yowifes. Hint hint",
"How to Make a girl Happy? It's not at all difficult to make girls happy. U only need to be... 1. A friend 2. Companion 3. Lover 4. Chef . . . &lt;#&gt; . Good listener &lt;#&gt; . Organizer &lt;#&gt; . Good boyfriend &lt;#&gt; . Very clean &lt;#&gt; . Sympathetic &lt;#&gt; . Athletic &lt;#&gt; . Warm . . . &lt;#&gt; . Courageous &lt;#&gt; . Determined &lt;#&gt; . True &lt;#&gt; . Dependable &lt;#&gt; . Intelligent . . . &lt;#&gt; . Psychologist &lt;#&gt; . Pest exterminator &lt;#&gt; . Psychiatrist &lt;#&gt; . Healer . . &lt;#&gt; . Stylist &lt;#&gt; . Driver . . Aaniye pudunga venaam..",
"I agree. So i can stop thinkin about ipad. Can you please ask macho the same question.",
"No calls..messages..missed calls",
" bot notes oredi... Cos i juz rem i got...",
"ME 2 BABE I FEEL THE SAME LETS JUST 4GET ABOUT IT+BOTH TRY +CHEER UP+NOT FIT SOO MUCHXXLOVE U LOCAXX",
"No she didnt. I will search online and let you know.",
"I feel like a jerk because I keep sleeping through your texts and facebook messages. Sup, you in town?",
"Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld & they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:if it is made by my students,this wont even start........ Datz confidence..",
"Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it.. GOODMORNING",
"Lol ok ill try to send. Be warned Sprint is dead slow. You'll prolly get it tomorrow",
"Any chance you might have had with me evaporated as soon as you violated my privacy by stealing my phone number from your employer's paperwork. Not cool at all. Please do not contact me again or I will report you to your supervisor.",
"Yeah we wouldn't leave for an hour at least, how's 4 sound?",
"Buzz! Hey, my Love ! I think of you and hope your day goes well. Did you sleep in ? I miss you babe. I long for the moment we are together again*loving smile*",
"Aight, I'll text you when I'm back",
"\\Hi darlin i cantdo anythingtomorrow as myparents aretaking me outfor a meal. when are u free? Katexxx\\\"\"",
"Leave it. U will always be ignorant.",
"I remain unconvinced that this isn't an elaborate test of my willpower",
"Cool, text me when you're ready",
"Yes obviously, but you are the eggs-pert and the potato head... Speak soon! ",
"Ok i shall talk to him",
"Mostly sports type..lyk footbl,crckt..",
"I'm home.",
"Mmm thats better now i got a roast down me! i\u2019d b better if i had a few drinks down me 2! Good indian?",
"Many times we lose our best ones bcoz we are ",
"K.k.this month kotees birthday know?",
"Hmmm ... I thought we said 2 hours slave, not 3 ... You are late ... How should I punish you ?",
"CHEERS FOR CALLIN BABE.SOZI CULDNT TALKBUT I WANNATELL U DETAILS LATER WENWECAN CHAT PROPERLY X",
"My exam is for february 4. Wish you a great day.",
"I'll probably be around mu a lot",
"I need to come home and give you some good lovin...",
"Can you talk with me..",
"I want to be inside you every night...",
"Your body is perfect!",
"At what time are you coming.",
"Now project pa. After that only i can come.",
"Goodmorning today i am late for DECIMAL min.",
"Omg you can make a wedding chapel in frontierville? Why do they get all the good stuff?",
"No probably # %.",
"Now that you have started dont stop. Just pray for more good ideas and anything i see that can help you guys i.ll forward you a link.",
"No my blankets are sufficient, thx",
"Nah I don't think he goes to usf, he lives around here though",
"Its on in engalnd! But telly has decided it won't let me watch it and mia and elliot were kissing! Damn it!",
"How u doin baby girl ?? hope u are okay every time I call ure phone is off! I miss u get in touch",
"Were somewhere on Fredericksburg",
"East coast",
"Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.",
"Si.como no?!listened2the plaid album-quite gd&the new air1 which is hilarious-also bought\u201dbraindance\u201da comp.ofstuff on aphex\u2019s ;abel,u hav2hear it!c u sn xxxx",
"Oops I did have it, &lt;#&gt; ?",
"Dunno dat's wat he told me. Ok lor...",
"Aiyar sorry lor forgot 2 tell u...",
"I come n pick _ up... Come out immediately aft ur lesson...",
"I come n pick u up... Come out immediately aft ur lesson...",
"By monday next week. Give me the full gist",
"Is that on the telly? No its Brdget Jones!",
"Very strange. and are watching the 2nd one now but i'm in bed. Sweet dreams, miss u ",
"K:)i will give my kvb acc details:)",
"Aiyo please _ got time meh.",
"How come guoyang go n tell her? Then u told her?",
"I am literally in bed and have been up for like &lt;#&gt; hours",
"Yeah there's barely enough room for the two of us, x has too many fucking shoes. Sorry man, see you later",
"Check mail.i have mailed varma and kept copy to you regarding membership.take care.insha allah.",
"Aiyo please u got time meh.",
"Y?WHERE U AT DOGBREATH? ITS JUST SOUNDING LIKE JAN C THAT\u2019S AL!!!!!!!!!",
"He says hi and to get your ass back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger)",
"Im cool ta luv but v.tired 2 cause i have been doin loads of planning all wk, we have got our social services inspection at the nursery! Take care & spk sn x.",
"Will you come online today night",
"Good words.... But words may leave u in dismay many times.",
"Send me your resume:-)",
"I called and said all to him:)then he have to choose this future.",
"Ard 515 like dat. Y?",
"Long beach lor. Expected... U having dinner now?",
"The world is running and i am still.maybe all are feeling the same,so be it.or i have to admit,i am mad.then where is the correction?or let me call this is life.and keep running with the world,may be u r also running.lets run.",
"Book which lesson? then you msg me... I will call up after work or sth... I'm going to get specs. My membership is PX3748",
"Hai dear friends... This is my new & present number..:) By Rajitha Raj (Ranju)",
"would u fuckin believe it they didnt know i had thurs pre booked off so they re cancelled me AGAIN! that needs to b sacked",
"Then get some cash together and I'll text jason",
"Reckon need to be in town by eightish to walk from * carpark.",
"Geeeee ... Your internet is really bad today, eh ?",
"I know a few people I can hit up",
"We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us.. But what we forget is.. paths are made by walking.. not by waiting.. Goodnight!",
"Please protect yourself from e-threats. SIB never asks for sensitive information like Passwords,ATM/SMS PIN thru email. Never share your password with anybody.",
"Ok lor. Msg me b4 u call.",
"Heart is empty without love.. Mind is empty without wisdom.. Eyes r empty without dreams & Life is empty without frnds.. So Alwys Be In Touch. Good night & sweet dreams",
"When u wana see it then",
"No screaming means shouting..",
"Good stuff, will do.",
"Nah, I'm a perpetual DD",
"Cool. I am &lt;#&gt; inches long. hope you like them big!",
"Da my birthdate in certificate is in april but real date is today. But dont publish it. I shall give you a special treat if you keep the secret. Any way thanks for the wishes",
"Hey... Why dont we just go watch x men and have lunch... Haha ",
"Mind blastin.. No more Tsunamis will occur from now on.. Rajnikant stopped swimming in Indian Ocean..:-D",
"Fine. Do you remember me.",
"Do I? I thought I put it back in the box",
"Where are you ? You said you would be here when I woke ... :-(",
"Sindu got job in birla soft ..",
"Huh so slow i tot u reach long ago liao... U 2 more days only i 4 more leh...",
"Hi where you. You in home or calicut?",
"... and don\u20ac\u02dct worry we\u20ac\u02dcll have finished by march ... ish!",
"What's up bruv, hope you had a great break. Do have a rewarding semester.",
"You've already got a flaky parent. It'snot supposed to be the child's job to support the parent...not until they're The Ride age anyway. I'm supposed to be there to support you. And now i've hurt you. unintentional. But hurt nonetheless.",
"No shit, but I wasn't that surprised, so I went and spent the evening with that french guy I met in town here and we fooled around a bit but I didn't let him fuck me",
"Thanks. It was only from tescos but quite nice. All gone now. Speak soon ",
"Faith makes things possible,Hope makes things work,Love makes things beautiful,May you have all three this Christmas!Merry Christmas!",
"Aiyar hard 2 type. U later free then tell me then i call n scold n tell u.",
"I know you are. Can you pls open the back?",
"Cool, text me when you head out",
"Well the weather in cali's great. But its complexities are great. You need a car to move freely, its taxes are outrageous. But all in all its a great place. The sad part is i missing home.",
"Haven't left yet so probably gonna be here til dinner",
"How are you. Just checking up on you",
"It shall be fine. I have avalarr now. Will hollalater",
"O was not into fps then.",
"Lol where do u come up with these ideas?",
"I can't right this second, gotta hit people up first",
"Aiyo u so poor thing... Then u dun wan 2 eat? U bathe already?",
"Still in the area of the restaurant. Ill try to come back soon",
"Xy trying smth now. U eat already? We havent...",
"Eat at old airport road... But now 630 oredi... Got a lot of pple...",
"Thanx but my birthday is over already.",
"We're finally ready fyi",
"Ok. I only ask abt e movie. U wan ktv oso?",
"Why don't you go tell your friend you're not sure you want to live with him because he smokes too much then spend hours begging him to come smoke",
"Have your lunch and come quickly and open the door:)",
"Left dessert. U wan me 2 go suntec look 4 u?",
"At the funeral home with Audrey and dad",
"Isn't frnd a necesity in life? imagine urself witout a frnd.. hw'd u feel at ur colleg? wat'll u do wth ur cell? wat abt functions? thnk abt events espe'll cared, missed & irritated u? 4wrd it to all those dear-loving frnds wthout whom u cant live.. I jst did it.. Takecare..:) GOODMORNING",
"\\Hello-/@drivby-:0quit edrunk sorry iff pthis makes no senrd-dnot no how ^ dancce 2 drum n basq!ihave fun 2nhite x ros xxxxxxx\\\"\"",
"Ok . . now i am in bus. . If i come soon i will come otherwise tomorrow",
"No, I decided that only people who care about stuff vote and caring about stuff is for losers",
"On ma way to school. Can you pls send me ashley's number",
"I'm in a meeting, call me later at",
"I'm not smoking while people use \\wylie smokes too much\\\" to justify ruining my shit\"",
"That's good. Lets thank God. Please complete the drug. Have lots of water. And have a beautiful day.",
"Aight yo, dats straight dogg",
"NOT MUCH NO FIGHTS. IT WAS A GOOD NITE!!",
"Do you always celebrate NY's with your family ?",
"Not yet chikku..k, then wat abt tht guy did he stopped irritating or msging to u..",
"Dad wanted to talk about the apartment so I got a late start, omw now",
"I've not sent it. He can send me.",
"Yes obviously, but you are the eggs-pert and the potato head_ Speak soon! ",
"Got smaller capacity one? Quite ex...",
"How much would it cost to hire a hitman",
"Best msg: It's hard to be with a person, when u know that one more step foward will make u fall in love.. & One step back can ruin ur friendship.. good night:-) ...",
"Yeah jay's sort of a fucking retard",
"Jus finish my lunch on my way home lor... I tot u dun wan 2 stay in sch today...",
"Dear :-/ why you mood off. I cant drive so i brother to drive",
"Hi' Test on # rd ....",
"Is there any training tomorrow?",
"In life when you face choices Just toss a coin not becoz its settle the question But while the coin in the air U will know what your heart is hoping for. Gudni8",
"Small problem in auction:)punj now asking tiwary",
"Pls dont forget to study",
"Call me when you/carlos is/are here, my phone's vibrate is acting up and I might not hear texts",
"No. I meant the calculation is the same. That &lt;#&gt; units at &lt;#&gt; . This school is really expensive. Have you started practicing your accent. Because its important. And have you decided if you are doing 4years of dental school or if you'll just do the nmde exam.",
"Yo sorry was in the shower sup",
"Tell me whos this pls:-)",
"cud u tell ppl im gona b a bit l8 cos 2 buses hav gon past cos they were full & im still waitin 4 1. Pete x",
"Hi , where are you? We're at and they're not keen to go out i kind of am but feel i shouldn't so can we go out tomo, don't mind do you?",
"You have to pls make a note of all she.s exposed to. Also find out from her school if anyone else was vomiting. Is there a dog or cat in the house? Let me know later.",
"Mmmmmmm *snuggles into you* ...*deep contented sigh* ... *whispers* ... I fucking love you so much I can barely stand it ...",
"Good! No, dont need any receiptswell done! (_) Yes, please tell . Whats her number, i could ring her",
"Dear, take care. I am just reaching home.love u a lot.",
"Check wid corect speling i.e. Sarcasm",
"You stayin out of trouble stranger!!saw Dave the other day he\u2019s sorted now!still with me bloke when u gona get a girl MR!ur mum still Thinks we will get 2GETHA! ",
"4 oclock at mine. Just to bash out a flat plan.",
"I'm already back home so no probably not",
"No i'm not gonna be able to. || too late notice. || i'll be home in a few weeks anyway. || what are the plans",
"You do your studies alone without anyones help. If you cant no need to study.",
"u log off 4 wat. It's sdryb8i",
"You best watch what you say cause I get drunk as a motherfucker",
"I am 6 ft. We will be a good combination!",
"HI DARLIN I FINISH AT 3 DO U 1 2 PICK ME UP OR MEET ME? TEXT BACK ON THIS NUMBER LUV KATE XXX",
"Actually, just do whatever, do find an excuse to be in tampa at some point before january though",
"chile, please! It's only a DECIMAL hour drive for me. I come down all the time and will be subletting feb-april for audition season.",
"You should change your fb to jaykwon thuglyfe falconerf",
"Where can download clear movies. Dvd copies.",
"Dont know supports ass and srt i thnk. I think ps3 can play through usb too",
"So now my dad is gonna call after he gets out of work and ask all these crazy questions.",
"How i noe... Did _ specify da domain as nusstu... still in sch...",
"Feb &lt;#&gt; is \\I LOVE U\\\" day. Send dis to all ur \\\"VALUED FRNDS\\\" evn me. If 3 comes back u'll gt married d person u luv! If u ignore dis u will lose ur luv 4 Evr\"",
"Prepare to be pounded every night...",
"Storming msg: Wen u lift d phne, u say HELLO Do u knw wt is d real meaning of HELLO?? . . . It's d name of a girl..! . . . Yes.. And u knw who is dat girl?? Margaret Hello She is d girlfrnd f Grahmbell who invnted telphone... . . . . Moral:One can 4get d name of a person, bt not his girlfrnd... G o o d n i g h t . . .@",
"When can _ come out?",
" go home liao? Ask dad to pick me up at 6...",
"Garbage bags, eggs, jam, bread, hannaford wheat chex",
"Wat uniform? In where get?",
"o turns out i had stereo love on mi phone under the unknown album.",
"Aiyah then i wait lor. Then u entertain me. Hee...",
"Alright took the morphine. Back in yo.",
"Hey gals...U all wanna meet 4 dinner at nte? ",
"Oh... Haha... Den we shld had went today too... Gee, nvm la... Kaiez, i dun mind goin jazz oso... Scared hiphop open cant catch up... ",
"Mum, hope you are having a great day. Hoping this text meets you well and full of life. Have a great day. Abiola",
"Esplanade lor. Where else...",
"HI DARLIN ITS KATE ARE U UP FOR DOIN SOMETHIN TONIGHT? IM GOING TO A PUB CALLED THE SWAN OR SOMETHING WITH MY PARENTS FOR ONE DRINK SO PHONE ME IF U CAN",
"We'll join the # bus",
"Am in film ill call you later.",
"Even u dont get in trouble while convincing..just tel him once or twice and just tel neglect his msgs dont c and read it..just dont reply",
"Yes. Please leave at &lt;#&gt; . So that at &lt;#&gt; we can leave",
"I think steyn surely get one wicket:)",
"Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly",
"Yeah sure, give me a couple minutes to track down my wallet",
"Thank you. And by the way, I just lost.",
"Once a fishrman woke early in d mrng. It was very dark. He waited a while &amp; found a sack ful of stones. He strtd throwin thm in2 d sea 2 pass time. Atlast he had jus 1stone, sun rose up &amp; he found out tht those r nt stones, those were diamonds. Moral:\\Dont wake up early in d mrng'' GOOD night\"",
"Ok i vl..do u know i got adsense approved..",
"Living is very simple.. Loving is also simple.. Laughing is too simple.. Winning is tooo simple.. But, being 'SIMPLE' is very difficult.. Gud nte.:-",
"Nothing. I meant that once the money enters your account here, the bank will remove its flat rate. Someone transfered # to my account and # dollars got removed. So the banks differ and charges also differ.be sure you trust the 9ja person you are sending account details to cos...",
"Me i'm not workin. Once i get job...",
"Eek that's a lot of time especially since American Pie is like 8 minutes long. I can't stop singing it.",
"All day working day:)except saturday and sunday..",
"Have a good trip. Watch out for . Remember when you get back we must decide about easter.",
"Yup but it's not giving me problems now so mayb i'll jus leave it...",
"By march ending, i should be ready. But will call you for sure. The problem is that my capital never complete. How far with you. How's work and the ladies",
"Aight sorry I take ten years to shower. What's the plan?",
"HI DARLIN IM MISSIN U HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME. WHEN ARE U BACK AND WHAT TIME IF U CAN GIVE ME A CALL AT HOME. JESS XX",
"Gokila is talking with you aha:)",
"Jus chillaxin, what up",
"Goodmorning,my grandfather expired..so am on leave today.",
"What???? Hello wats talks email address?",
"Ok... But bag again..",
"Ok lor.",
"The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart....gn tc",
"Yep, by the pretty sculpture",
"Got it. Seventeen pounds for seven hundred ml hope ok.",
"Wat time _ finish?",
"Y bishan lei... I tot u say lavender? ",
"Y bishan lei... I tot _ say lavender? ",
"Alright i have a new goal now",
"I like to think there's always the possibility of being in a pub later.",
"I have to take exam with in march 3",
"Didn't you get hep b immunisation in nigeria.",
"K..i deleted my contact that why?",
"I'm awake oh. What's up.",
"Can not use foreign stamps in this country. Good lecture .",
"babe, I miss you sooooo much !! I wish you were here to sleep with me ... My bed is so lonely ... I go now, to sleep ... To dream of you, my love ...",
"No I don't have cancer. Moms making a big deal out of a regular checkup aka pap smear",
"Jus finished avatar nigro",
"Come around DECIMAL pm vikky..i'm otside nw, il come by tht time",
"K:)eng rocking in ashes:)",
"You didnt complete your gist oh.",
"Or u go buy wif him then i meet u later can?",
"Sos! Any amount i can get pls.",
"Dhoni have luck to win some big title.so we will win:)",
"How come u got nothing to do?",
"Staff of placement training in Amrita college.",
"if you aren't here in the next &lt;#&gt; hours imma flip my shit",
"Ya it came a while ago",
"Sian... Aft meeting supervisor got work 2 do liao... U working now?",
"Aight, tomorrow around &lt;#&gt; it is",
"Dont think so. It turns off like randomlly within 5min of opening",
"Hmm .. Bits and pieces lol ... *sighs* ...",
"If you ask her or she say any please message.",
"Are you plans with your family set in stone ?",
"No..but heard abt tat..",
"They just talking thats it de. They wont any other.",
"Also maaaan are you missing out",
"Yup i shd haf ard 10 pages if i add figures... u all got how many pages?",
"Sure, whenever you show up",
"Lol your always so convincing.",
"Is ur lecture over?",
"K k:) sms chat with me.",
"Man this bus is so so so slow. I think you're gonna get there before me",
"Yes, princess. Are you going to make me moan?",
"What's ur pin?",
"Ya had just now.onion roast.",
"EY! CALM DOWNON THEACUSATIONS.. ITXT U COS IWANA KNOW WOTU R DOIN AT THEW/END... HAVENTCN U IN AGES..RING ME IF UR UP4 NETHING SAT.LOVE J XXX.",
"Spending new years with my brother and his family. Lets plan to meet next week. Are you ready to be spoiled? :)",
"Great. I'm in church now, will holla when i get out",
"Sorry, I'll call you later. I am in meeting sir.",
"Then why no one talking to me",
"So check your errors and if you had difficulties, do correction.",
"Hurry home u big butt. Hang up on your last caller if u have to. Food is done and I'm starving. Don't ask what I cooked.",
"Customer place i will call you.",
"Arun can u transfr me d amt",
"Not yet chikku..wat abt u?",
"Sounds better than my evening im just doing my costume. Im not sure what time i finish tomorrow but i will txt you at the end.",
" mean it's confirmed... I tot they juz say oni... Ok then... ",
"WOT U UP 2 J?",
"Hi' Test on &lt;#&gt; rd ....",
"Dear Hero,i am leaving to qatar tonite for an apt opportunity.pls do keep in touch at EMAIL ,kerala",
"K then 2marrow are you coming to class.",
"Prakesh is there know.",
"\\Pete can you please ring meive hardly gotany credit\\\"\"",
"Nah can't help you there, I've never had an iphone",
"Hui xin is in da lib.",
"Auntie huai juan never pick up her phone",
"Anytime lor...",
"WHAT TIME U WRKIN?",
"I'll be at mu in like # seconds",
"Hi Petey!noim ok just wanted 2 chat coz avent spoken 2 u 4 a long time-hope ur doin alrite.have good nit at js love ya am.x",
"The LAY MAN! Just to let you know you are missed and thought off. Do have a great day. And if you can send me bimbo and ugo's numbers, ill appreciate. Safe",
"I am waiting machan. Call me once you free.",
" thk of wat to eat tonight.",
"u only send me the contents page...",
"Yes..he is really great..bhaji told kallis best cricketer after sachin in world:).very tough to get out.",
"V nice! Off 2 sheffield tom 2 air my opinions on categories 2 b used 2 measure ethnicity in next census. Busy transcribing. :-)",
"If i not meeting _ all rite then i'll go home lor. If _ dun feel like comin it's ok.",
"Honey ? Sweetheart ? Darling ? Sexy buns ? Sugar plum ? Loverboy ? I miss you, boytoy ... *smacks you* Did you go to the gym too ?",
"u say until like dat i dun buy ericsson oso cannot oredi lar...",
"am up to my eyes in philosophy",
"Oh right, ok. I'll make sure that i do loads of work during the day! got a really nasty cough today and is dry n shot so that should really help it!",
"Joy's father is John. Then John is the NAME of Joy's father. Mandan",
"If you want to mapquest it or something look up \\usf dogwood drive\\\"",
"Better. Made up for Friday and stuffed myself like a pig yesterday. Now I feel bleh. But at least its not writhing pain kind of bleh.",
"PLEASSSSSSSEEEEEE TEL ME V AVENT DONE SPORTSx",
"Forgot you were working today! Wanna chat, but things are ok so drop me a text when you're free / bored etc and i'll ring. Hope all is well, nose essay and all xx",
"Come round, it's . ",
"I am in hospital da. . I will return home in evening",
"He's just gonna worry for nothing. And he won't give you money its no use.",
"Am on the uworld site. Am i buying the qbank only or am i buying it with the self assessment also?",
"What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..",
"I donno if they are scorable",
"K still are you loving me.",
"I'm glad. You are following your dreams.",
"Hi, can i please get a &lt;#&gt; dollar loan from you. I.ll pay you back by mid february. Pls.",
"True. It is passable. And if you get a high score and apply for phd, you get 5years of salary. So it makes life easier.",
"Sending you greetings of joy and happiness. Do have a gr8 evening",
"Ard 6 like dat lor.",
"Dont pick up d call when something important is There to tell. Hrishi",
"Glad it went well :) come over at 11 then we'll have plenty of time before claire goes to work.",
"Aiyar dun disturb u liao... Thk u have lots 2 do aft ur cupboard come...",
"I'm in a movie. Call me 4 wat?",
"The guy did some bitching but I acted like i'd be interested in buying something else next week and he gave it to us for free",
"Ok lor. Anyway i thk we cant get tickets now cos like quite late already. U wan 2 go look 4 ur frens a not? Darren is wif them now...",
"Hello! How's you and how did saturday go? I was just texting to see if you'd decided to do anything tomo. Not that i'm trying to invite myself or anything!",
"Speak only when you feel your words are better than the silence... Gud mrng:-)",
"K.:)do it at evening da:)urgent:)",
"I'm nt goin, got somethin on, unless they meetin 4 dinner lor... Haha, i wonder who will go tis time...",
"Chinatown got porridge, claypot rice, yam cake, fishhead beehoon... Either we eat cheap den go cafe n tok or go nydc or somethin...",
"Sir, I have been late in paying rent for the past few months and had to pay a $ # charge. I felt it would be inconsiderate of me to nag about something you give at great cost to yourself and that's why i didnt speak up. I however am in a recession and wont be able to pay the charge this month hence my askin well ahead of month's end. Can you please help. Thanks",
"Hi.what you think about match?",
"\\NOT ENUFCREDEIT TOCALL.SHALL ILEAVE UNI AT 6 +GET A BUS TO YOR HOUSE?\\\"\"",
"Hey morning what you come to ask:-) pa...",
"Erm... Woodland avenue somewhere. Do you get the parish magazine, his telephone number will be in there.",
"Haha, just what I was thinkin",
"No got new job at bar in airport on satsgettin 4.47per hour but means no lie in! keep in touch",
"What's nannys address?",
"Don know..he is watching film in computer..",
"Olol i printed out a forum post by a guy with the exact same prob which was fixed with a gpu replacement. Hopefully they dont ignore that.",
"not that I know of, most people up here are still out of town",
"They will pick up and drop in car.so no problem..",
"If i start sending blackberry torch to nigeria will you find buyer for me?like 4a month. And tell dad not to buy bb from anyone oh.",
"Whenevr ur sad, Whenevr ur gray, Remembr im here 2 listn 2 watevr u wanna say, Jus walk wid me a little while,& I promise I'll bring back ur smile.:-)",
"I wish things were different. I wonder when i will be able to show you how much i value you. Pls continue the brisk walks no drugs without askin me please and find things to laugh about. I love you dearly.",
"Please leave this topic..sorry for telling that..",
"Carlos says we can pick up from him later so yeah we're set",
"What's a feathery bowa? Is that something guys have that I don't know about?",
"Just dropped em off, omw back now",
"Still work going on:)it is very small house.",
"Fffff. Can you text kadeem or are you too far gone",
"No we put party 7 days a week and study lightly, I think we need to draw in some custom checkboxes so they know we're hardcore",
"I don't think I can get away for a trek that long with family in town, sorry",
"He will, you guys close?",
"MAKE SURE ALEX KNOWS HIS BIRTHDAY IS OVER IN FIFTEEN MINUTES AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED",
"Well, i'm gonna finish my bath now. Have a good...fine night.",
"\\CAN I PLEASE COME UP NOW IMIN TOWN.DONTMATTER IF URGOIN OUTL8R",
"Today am going to college so am not able to atten the class.",
"I was slept that time.you there?",
"Ya ok, then had dinner?",
"Ok k..sry i knw 2 siva..tats y i askd..",
"Ha... Both of us doing e same thing. But i got tv 2 watch. U can thk of where 2 go tonight or u already haf smth in mind...",
"Lol its ok I didn't remember til last nite",
"Oops I was in the shower when u called. Hey a parking garage collapsed at university hospital. See I'm not crazy. Stuff like that DOES happen.",
" say until like dat i dun buy ericsson oso cannot oredi lar...",
"Is fujitsu s series lifebook good?",
"I'm sick !! I'm needy !! I want you !! *pouts* *stomps feet* Where are you ?! *pouts* *stomps feet* I want my slave !! I want him now !!",
"Solve d Case : A Man Was Found Murdered On DECIMAL . # AfterNoon. 1,His wife called Police. 2,Police questioned everyone. 3,Wife: Sir,I was sleeping, when the murder took place. 4.Cook: I was cooking. 5.Gardener: I was picking vegetables. 6.House-Maid: I went 2 d post office. 7.Children: We went 2 play. 8.Neighbour: We went 2 a marriage. Police arrested d murderer Immediately. Who's It? Reply With Reason, If U r Brilliant.",
"Ok lor thanx... u in school?"
]
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