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"I dont know what to do to come out of this so only am ask questions like this dont mistake me.",
"Today iZ Yellow rose day. If u love my frndship give me 1 misscall & send this to ur frndZ & See how many miss calls u get. If u get 6missed U marry ur Lover.",
"Wat so late still early mah. Or we juz go 4 dinner lor. Aiya i dunno...",
"Now thats going to ruin your thesis!",
"\\CHA QUITEAMUZING THATSCOOL BABE",
"I dont know oh. Hopefully this month.",
"Hi frnd, which is best way to avoid missunderstding wit our beloved one's?",
"The <#> g that i saw a few days ago, the guy wants sell wifi only for <#> and with 3g for <#> . That's why i blanked him.",
"Do well :)all will for little time. Thing of good times ahead:",
"House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on # th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..",
"Dear where you. Call me",
"I'll probably be by tomorrow (or even later tonight if something's going on)",
"I like to talk pa but am not able to. I dont know y.",
"My computer just fried the only essential part we don't keep spares of because my idiot roommates looovvve leaving the thing running on full",
"Re your call; You didn't see my facebook huh?",
"Dont give a flying monkeys wot they think and I certainly dont mind. Any friend of mine and all that!",
" <#> mins but i had to stop somewhere first.",
"Dear we are going to our rubber place",
"Hiya do u like the hlday pics looked horrible in them so took mo out! Hows the camp Amrca thing? Speak soon Serena:)",
"No probs hon! How u doinat the mo?",
"Dear got bus directly to calicut",
"Jos ask if u wana meet up?",
"Hey gorgeous man. My work mobile number is. Have a good one babe. Squishy Mwahs.",
"Got hella gas money, want to go on a grand nature adventure with galileo in a little bit?",
"Dai what this da.. Can i send my resume to this id.",
"Only 2% students solved this CAT question in 'xam... 5+3+2= <#> 9+2+4= <#> 8+6+3= <#> then 7+2+5=????? Tell me the answer if u r brilliant...1thing.i got d answr.",
"SYMPTOMS when U are in love: 1.U like listening songs 2.U get stopped where u see the name of your beloved 3.U won't get angry when your",
"I;m reaching in another 2 stops.",
"Pls give her the food preferably pap very slowly with loads of sugar. You can take up to an hour to give it. And then some water. Very very slowly.",
"K, wen ur free come to my home and also tel vikky i hav sent mail to him also.. Better come evening il be free today aftr 6pm..:-)",
"Alright we'll bring it to you, see you in like <#> mins",
"Ha ha nan yalrigu heltini..Iyo kothi chikku, u shared many things wit me..so far i didn't told any body and even uttered a word abt u.. If ur trusting me so much how can i tell these to others.. Plz nxt time dont use those words to me..ok, chikku:-);-)B-)",
"Hello my boytoy ... Geeee I miss you already and I just woke up. I wish you were here in bed with me, cuddling me. I love you ...",
"No break time one... How... I come out n get my stuff fr u?",
"Hope you are having a great new semester. Do wish you the very best. You are made for greatness.",
"Sleeping nt feeling well",
"LOL ... Have you made plans for new years?",
"Correct. So how was work today",
"Jay told me already, will do",
"S...i will take mokka players only:)",
"CAN I PLEASE COME UP NOW IMIN TOWN.DONTMATTER IF URGOIN OUTL8R,JUST REALLYNEED 2DOCD.PLEASE DONTPLEASE DONTIGNORE MYCALLS,U NO THECD ISV.IMPORTANT TOME 4 2MORO",
"Haha I heard that, text me when you're around",
"Did you show him and wot did he say or could u not c him 4 dust?",
"Aight, we'll head out in a few",
"V-aluable. A-ffectionate. L-oveable. E-ternal. N-oble. T-ruthful. I-ntimate. N-atural. E-namous. Happy VALENTINES DAY in advance",
"Full heat pa:-) i have applyed oil pa.",
"Can a not?",
"Still at west coast... Haiz... u'll take forever to come back...",
"No we sell it all so we'll have tons if coins. Then sell our coins to someone thru paypal. Voila! Money back in life pockets:)",
"Hey babe, my friend had to cancel, still up for a visit ?",
"Sounds gd... Haha... Can... Wah, u yan jiu so fast liao...",
"Awww dat is sweet! We can think of something to do he he! Have a nice time tonight ill probably txt u later cos im lonely :( xxx.",
"Awesome, text me when you're restocked",
"I've reached sch already...",
"Can... I'm free...",
"You getting back any time soon?",
"I will treasure every moment we spend together...",
"... we r stayin here an extra week, back next wed. How did we do in the rugby this weekend? Hi to and and , c u soon ",
"Should i buy him a blackberry bold 2 or torch. Should i buy him new or used. Let me know. Plus are you saying i should buy the <#> g wifi ipad. And what are you saying about the about the <#> g?",
"Total disappointment, when I texted you was the craziest stuff got :(",
"Well i know Z will take care of me. So no worries.",
" and picking them up from various points",
"Then just eat a brick and wait for ur monkey face.......... U jerk..................",
"How much did ur hdd casing cost.",
"So do you have samus shoulders yet",
"Usually the body takes care of it buy making sure it doesnt progress. Can we pls continue this talk on saturday.",
"Its too late:)but its k.wish you the same.",
"I forgot 2 ask _ all smth.. There's a card on da present lei... How? all want 2 write smth or sign on it?",
"\\What are youdoing later? Sar xxx\\\"\"",
"Captain is in our room:)",
"Nite nite pocay wocay luv u more than n e thing 4eva I promise ring u 2morrowxxxx",
"Hey r _ still online? I've finished the formatting...",
"And several to you sir.",
"Hey r u still online? I've finished the formatting...",
"Ic. There are a lotta childporn cars then.",
"Miles and smiles r made frm same letters but do u know d difference..? smile on ur face keeps me happy even though I am miles away from u.. :-)keep smiling.. Good nyt",
"Din i tell u jus now 420",
"But we havent got da topic yet rite?",
"Sorry da:)i was thought of calling you lot of times:)lil busy.i will call you at noon..",
"Here got lots of hair dresser fr china.",
"Aiyah sorry lor... I watch tv watch until i forgot 2 check my phone.",
"I notice you like looking in the mirror youre turning into a right freak",
"I'm not driving... Raining! Then i'll get caught at e mrt station lor.",
"I'm back & we're packing the car now, I'll let you know if there's room",
"Ok ill send you with in <DECIMAL> ok.",
"Those idiots. If it makes you feel better ipads are worthless garbage novelty items and you should feel bad for even wanting one",
"Pls go there today <#> . I dont want any excuses",
"Yeah I am, so I'll leave maybe 7ish?",
"I'm coming home 4 dinner.",
"Yes ammae....life takes lot of turns you can only sit and try to hold the steering...",
"Please dont say like that. Hi hi hi",
"What are you doing in langport? Sorry, but I'll probably be in bed by 9pm. It sucks being ill at xmas! When do you and go2sri lanka? ",
"Already am squatting is the new way of walking",
"Just woke up. Yeesh its late. But I didn't fall asleep til # am :/",
"Bring it if you got it",
"Sorry to trouble u again. Can buy 4d for my dad again? 1405, 1680, 1843. All 2 big 1 small, sat n sun. Thanx.",
"Hello-/@drivby-:0quit edrunk sorry iff pthis makes no senrd-dnot no how ^ dancce 2 drum n basq!ihave fun 2nhite x ros xxxxxxx",
"Okey dokey swashbuckling stuff what oh.",
"O ic lol. Should play 9 doors sometime yo",
"My mobile number.pls sms ur mail id.convey regards to achan,amma.Rakhesh.Qatar",
"Where u been hiding stranger?",
"Its worse if if uses half way then stops. Its better for him to complete it.",
"Squeeeeeze!! This is christmas hug.. If u lik my frndshp den hug me back.. If u get 3 u r cute:) 6 u r luvd:* 9 u r so lucky;) None? People hate u:",
"\\HI BABE UAWAKE?FEELLIKW SHIT.JUSTFOUND OUT VIA ALETTER THATMUM GOTMARRIED 4thNOV.BEHIND OURBACKS FUCKINNICE!SELFISH",
"What's up. Do you want me to come online?",
"THING R GOOD THANX GOT EXAMS IN MARCH IVE DONE NO REVISION? IS FRAN STILL WITH BOYF? IVE GOTTA INTERVIW 4 EXETER BIT WORRIED!x",
"Pls ask macho how much is budget for bb bold 2 is cos i saw a new one for <#> dollars.",
"Ok that would b lovely, if u r sure. Think about wot u want to do, drinkin, dancin, eatin, cinema, in, out, about... Up to u! Wot about ? ",
"I can't speak, bcaz mobile have problem. I can listen you but you cann't listen my voice. So i calls you later.",
"Are you willing to go for apps class.",
"I hope your alright babe? I worry that you might have felt a bit desparate when you learned the job was a fake ? I am here waiting when you come back, my love",
"K.then any other special?",
"Oooh I got plenty of those!",
"Well I'm going to be an aunty!",
"I jus reached home. I go bathe first. But my sis using net tell u when she finishes k...",
"Cheers for the card ... Is it that time of year already?",
"Same here, but I consider walls and bunkers and shit important just because I never play on peaceful but I guess your place is high enough that it don't matter",
"Just curious because my cuz asked what I was up to",
"Lol you won't feel bad when I use her money to take you out to a steak dinner =D",
"Yo we are watching a movie on netflix",
"Noice. Text me when you're here",
"I'm fine. Hope you are also",
"Can help u swoop by picking u up from wherever ur other birds r meeting if u want.",
"Both :) i shoot big loads so get ready!",
"Hi, wkend ok but journey terrible. Wk not good as have huge back log of marking to do",
"Ranjith cal drpd Deeraj and deepak 5min hold",
"Are your freezing ? Are you home yet ? Will you remember to kiss your mom in the morning? Do you love me ? Do you think of me ? Are you missing me yet ?",
"I would but I'm still cozy. And exhausted from last night.nobody went to school or work. Everything is closed.",
"Wishing you and your family Merry \\X\\\" mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..\"",
"Hi :)finally i completed the course:)",
"The message sent is askin for # dollars. Shoul i pay # or # ?",
"He's really into skateboarding now despite the fact that he gets thrown off of it and winds up with bandages all over his arms every five minutes",
"K. I will sent it again",
"I will spoil you in bed as well :)",
"Havent still waitin as usual... u come back sch oredi?",
"Where you. What happen",
"Tell rob to mack his gf in the theater",
"I guess it is useless calling u 4 something important.",
"Take care and sleep well.you need to learn to change in life.you only need to get CONVINCED on that.i will wait but no more conversations between us.GET CONVINCED by that time.Your family is over for you in many senses.respect them but not overemphasise.or u have no role in my life.",
"Wat u doing now?",
"Wat _ doing now?",
"Lol now I'm after that hot air balloon!",
"I need an 8th but I'm off campus atm, could I pick up in an hour or two?",
"Hey chief, can you give me a bell when you get this. Need to talk to you about this royal visit on the 1st june. ",
"Now am free call me pa.",
"I\u20ac\u02dcve got some salt, you can rub it in my open wounds if you like!",
"Oh, yes, I've just been a little under the weather so i've kind of been coccooning at home",
"Wait # min..",
"Hey i booked the kb on sat already... what other lessons are we going for ah? Keep your sat night free we need to meet and confirm our lodging ",
"Let there be snow. Let there be snow. This kind of weather brings ppl together so friendships can grow.",
"I sent them. Do you like?",
"Haha yeah, 2 oz is kind of a shitload",
"Yup... I havent been there before... You want to go for the yoga? I can call up to book ",
"Then why you came to hostel.",
"It just seems like weird timing that the night that all you and g want is for me to come smoke is the same day as when a storm is attributed to me always coming over and making everyone smoke",
"SO IS TH GOWER MATE WHICH IS WHERE I AM!?! HOW R U MAN? ALL IS GOOD IN WALES ILL B BACK \u2018MORROW. C U THIS WK? WHO WAS THE MSG 4? \u2013 RANDOM!",
"Gibbs unsold.mike hussey",
"We confirm eating at esplanade?",
"I think Im waiting for the same bus! Inform me when you get there, if you ever get there.",
"Awesome, think we can get an 8th at usf some time tonight?",
"About # bucks. The banks fees are fixed. Better to call the bank and find out.",
"Lol, oh you got a friend for the dog ?",
"Not a drop in the tank",
"Sorry I flaked last night, stuff is seriously goin down with my roommate, what you up to tonight?",
"Plz note: if anyone calling from a mobile Co. & asks u to type # # or # # . Do not do so. Disconnect the call,coz it iz an attempt of 'terrorist' to make use of the sim card no. Itz confirmd by nokia n motorola n has been verified by CNN IBN.",
"is your hamster dead? Hey so tmr i meet you at 1pm orchard mrt? ",
"Will do. Was exhausted on train this morning. Too much wine and pie. You sleep well too",
"Whats that coming over the hill..... Is it a monster! Hope you have a great day. Things r going fine here, busy though! ",
"The guy (kadeem) hasn't been selling since the break, I know one other guy but he's paranoid and doesn't like selling without me there and I can't be up there til late tonight",
"Talk With Yourself Atleast Once In A Day...!!! Otherwise You Will Miss Your Best FRIEND In This WORLD...!!! -Shakespeare- SHESIL <#>",
"Am only searching for good dual sim mobile pa.",
"Ok set let u noe e details later...",
"Are you driving or training?",
"Bill, as in: Are there any letters for me. i\u06eam expecting one from orange that isn\u06eat a bill but may still say orange on it.",
"# great loxahatchee xmas tree burning update: you can totally see stars here",
"Thanx a lot 4 ur help!",
"Get ready for <#> inches of pleasure...",
"Yeah, I'll leave in a couple minutes & let you know when I get to mu",
"K. Did you call me just now ah? ",
"Mm that time you dont like fun",
"GOD ASKED, What is forgiveness? A little child gave lovely reply, It is d wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone.. Good night......",
"Your bill at 3 is 33.65 so thats not bad!",
"Usually the person is unconscious that's in children but in adults they may just behave abnormally. I.ll call you now",
"Dude how do you like the buff wind.",
"wiskey Brandy Rum Gin Beer Vodka Scotch Shampain Wine \\KUDI\\\"yarasu dhina vaazhthukkal. ..\"",
"How much it will cost approx . Per month.",
"Doesn't g have class early tomorrow and thus shouldn't be trying to smoke at <#>",
"Shall i send that exe to your mail id.",
"She's borderline but yeah whatever.",
"Check with nuerologist.",
"MMM ... Fuck .... Merry Christmas to me",
"Water logging in desert. Geoenvironmental implications.",
"WE REGRET TO INFORM U THAT THE NHS HAS MADE A MISTAKE.U WERE NEVER ACTUALLY BORN.PLEASE REPORT 2 YOR LOCAL HOSPITAL 2B TERMINATED.WE R SORRY 4 THE INCONVENIENCE",
"They said _ dun haf passport or smth like dat.. Or _ juz send to my email account.. ",
"They said u dun haf passport or smth like dat.. Or u juz send to my email account.. ",
"If you can make it any time tonight or whenever you can it's cool, just text me whenever you're around",
"She.s find. I sent you an offline message to know how anjola's now.",
"I thk 50 shd be ok he said plus minus 10.. Did _ leave a line in between paragraphs?",
"I thk 50 shd be ok he said plus minus 10.. Did u leave a line in between paragraphs?",
"Good morning, my boytoy! How's those yummy lips ? Where's my sexy buns now ? What do you do ? Do you think of me ? Do you crave me ? Do you need me ?",
"Once free call me sir.",
"Most of the tiime when i don't let you hug me it's so i don't break into tears.",
"Ding me on ya break fassyole! Blacko from londn",
"Try neva mate!!",
"Pls dont restrict her from eating anythin she likes for the next two days.",
"Midnight at the earliest",
"When people see my msgs, They think Iam addicted to msging... They are wrong, Bcoz They don\\'t know that Iam addicted to my sweet Friends..!! BSLVYL",
"Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish. As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there. She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife, My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!",
"Hello, yeah i've just got out of the bath and need to do my hair so i'll come up when i'm done, yeah?",
"Are you in castor? You need to see something",
"Ok... C ya...",
"Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!",
"Ya that one is slow as poo",
"Aight, I should be there by 8 at the latest, probably closer to 7. Are jay and tyler down or should we just do two trips?",
"Okey dokey, i\u20ac\u02dcll be over in a bit just sorting some stuff out.",
"I know you mood off today",
"Sorry, my battery died, I can come by but I'm only getting a gram for now, where's your place?",
"Yup. Izzit still raining heavily cos i'm in e mrt i can't c outside.",
"Same. Wana plan a trip sometme then",
"Cool. I am # inches long. hope you like them big!",
"HAPPY NEW YEAR MY NO.1 MAN",
"I love to wine and dine my lady!",
"Babe? You said 2 hours and it's been almost 4 ... Is your internet down ?",
"Yes. Please leave at # . So that at # we can leave",
"2 celebrate my bday, y else?",
"Uhhhhrmm isnt having tb test bad when youre sick",
"I can't keep going through this. It was never my intention to run you out, but if you choose to do that rather than keep the room clean so *I* don't have to say no to visitors, then maybe that's the best choice. Yes, I wanted you to be embarassed, so maybe you'd feel for once how I feel when i have a friend who wants to drop buy and i have to say no, as happened this morning. I've tried everything. I don't know what else to do.",
"Gud gud..k, chikku tke care.. sleep well gud nyt",
"Not yet had..ya sapna aunty manege y'day hogidhe..chinnu full weak and swalpa black agidhane..",
"Hey i will be late ah... Meet you at 945+",
"Oh, then your phone phoned me but it disconnected",
"Good. do you think you could send me some pix? I would love to see your top and bottom...",
"Sounds great! Im going to sleep now. Have a good night!",
"Whos this am in class:-)",
"Ha ha cool cool chikku chikku:-):-DB-)",
"OH. JUSWOKE UP IN A BED ON A BOATIN THE DOCKS. SLEPT WID 25 YEAR OLD. SPINOUT! GIV U DA GOSSIP L8R. XXX",
"Some of them told accenture is not confirm. Is it true.",
"Thank god they are in bed!",
"Stupid auto correct on my phone",
"*deep sigh* ... I miss you :-( ... I am really surprised you haven't gone to the net cafe yet to get to me ... Don't you miss me?",
"Thinking of u ;) x",
"Er, hello, things didnt quite go to plan is limping slowly home followed by aa and with exhaust hanging off",
" # mins but i had to stop somewhere first.",
"HEY THERE BABE, HOW U DOIN? WOT U UP 2 2NITE LOVE ANNIE X.",
"When I was born, GOD said, Oh No! Another IDIOT. When you were born, GOD said, OH No! COMPETITION. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!",
"Don't Think About \\What u Have Got\\\" Think About \\\"How to Use It That You Have Got\\\" gooD ni8\"",
"Thats cool. i am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.",
"Thats cool! I am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.",
"Not from this campus. Are you in the library?",
"It,,s a taxt massage....tie-pos argh ok! Lool!",
"Yup... From what i remb... I think should be can book... ",
"No way I'm going back there!",
"You lifted my hopes with the offer of money. I am in need. Especially when the end of the month approaches and it hurts my studying. Anyways have a gr8 weekend",
"In e msg jus now. U said thanks for gift.",
"Then ur physics get a-?",
"Nice. Wait...should you be texting right now? I'm not gonna pay your ticket, ya know!",
"FR'NDSHIP is like a needle of a clock. Though V r in d same clock, V r nt able 2 met. Evn if V meet,itz only 4few seconds. Bt V alwys stay conected. Gud 9t;-)",
"ITS A LAPTOP TAKE IT WITH YOU.",
"I'm at home n ready...",
"\\CHEERS U TEX MECAUSE U WEREBORED! YEAH OKDEN HUNNY R UIN WK SAT?SOUNDS LIKEYOUR HAVIN GR8FUN J! KEEP UPDAT COUNTINLOTS OF LOVEME XXXXX.\\\"\"",
"I want to lick your pussy now...",
" gonna let me know cos comes bak from holiday that day. is coming. Don't4get2text me number. ",
"Do u konw waht is rael FRIENDSHIP Im gving yuo an exmpel: Jsut ese tihs msg.. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog.. Bt sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mitsake.. GOODNIGHT & HAVE A NICE SLEEP..SWEET DREAMS..",
"TaKe CaRE n gET WeLL sOOn",
"Haha... Sounds crazy, dunno can tahan anot...",
"Yes baby! We can study all the positions of the kama sutra ;)",
"Please give it 2 or i will pick it up on Tuesday evening about 8 if that is ok.",
"Will do, you gonna be at blake's all night? I might be able to get out of here a little early",
"Are you not around or just still asleep? :V",
"Short But Cute : \\ Be a good person ",
"Huh means computational science... Y they like dat one push here n there...",
"Hope this text meets you smiling. If not then let this text give you a reason to smile. Have a beautiful day.",
"Did u fix the teeth?if not do it asap.ok take care.",
"You still coming tonight?",
"Anyway holla at me whenever you're around because I need an excuse to go creep on people in sarasota",
"Hi di is yijue we're meeting at 7 pm at esaplanade tonight.",
"And stop wondering wow is she ever going to stop tm'ing me ?! because I will tm you whenever I want because you are MINE ... *laughs*",
"How is your schedule next week? I am out of town this weekend.",
"Am i that much dirty fellow?",
"Haha... dont be angry with yourself... Take it as a practice for the real thing. =) ",
"WHO ARE YOU SEEING?",
"Well. Im computerless. Time to make some oreo truffles",
"that would be good ... I'll phone you tomo lunchtime, shall I, to organise something?",
"Haha awesome, I've been to 4u a couple times. Who all's coming?",
"Yeah if we do have to get a random dude we need to change our info sheets to PARTY <#> /7 NEVER STUDY just to be safe",
"You always make things bigger than they are",
"Nope but i'll b going 2 sch on fri quite early lor cos mys sis got paper in da morn :-)",
"Wanna do some art?! :D",
"I'm reaching home in 5 min.",
"We can make a baby in yo tho",
"Japanese Proverb: If one Can do it, U too Can do it, If none Can do it,U must do it Indian version: If one Can do it, LET HIM DO it.. If none Can do it,LEAVE it!! And finally Kerala version: If one can do it, Stop him doing it.. If none can do it, Make a strike against it ...",
"Shuhui has bought ron's present it's a swatch watch...",
"Kaiez... Enjoy ur tuition... Gee... Thk e second option sounds beta... I'll go yan jiu den msg u...",
"They did't play one day last year know even though they have very good team.. Like india.",
"But I'm on a diet. And I ate 1 too many slices of pizza yesterday. Ugh I'm ALWAYS on a diet.",
"There'll be a minor shindig at my place later tonight, you interested?",
"Apo all other are mokka players only",
"I see a cup of coffee animation",
"Goodmorning, Today i am late for # min.",
"ARR birthday today:) i wish him to get more oscar.",
"I want to tell you how bad I feel that basically the only times I text you lately are when I need drugs",
"Lol yep did that yesterday. Already got my fireplace. Now its just another icon sitting there for me.",
"When/where do I pick you up",
"hiya hows it going in sunny africa? hope u r avin a good time. give that big old silver back a big kiss from me.",
"Cool. So how come you havent been wined and dined before?",
"That's cool, I'll come by like <#> ish",
"Oops i thk i dun haf enuff... I go check then tell u..",
"Geeee ... I miss you already, you know ? Your all I can think about. I can't wait till next year when we will be together ... *loving kiss*",
"U ned to convince him tht its not possible witot hurting his feeling its the main",
"You can jot down things you want to remember later.",
"Im going to try for 2 months ha ha only joking",
"I anything lor...",
"Life is more strict than teacher... Bcoz Teacher teaches lesson & then conducts exam, But Life first conducts Exam & then teaches Lessons. Happy morning. . .",
"Yeh. Indians was nice. Tho it did kane me off a bit he he. We shud go out 4 a drink sometime soon. Mite hav 2 go 2 da works 4 a laugh soon. Love Pete x x",
"Give one miss from that number please",
"Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: \\Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it..\\\" GOOD NIGHT\"",
"i can call in <#> min if thats ok",
"Just finished. Missing you plenty",
"Feb # is I LOVE U day. Send dis to all ur VALUED FRNDS evn me. If 3 comes back u'll gt married d person u luv! If u ignore dis u will lose ur luv 4 Evr",
"Pls go there today # . I dont want any excuses",
"God created gap btwn ur fingers so dat sum1 vry special will fill those gaps by holding ur hands.. Now plz dont ask y he created so much gap between legs !!!",
"Just wait till end of march when el nino gets himself. Oh.",
"No need to say anything to me. I know i am an outsider",
"Ok no prob. Take ur time.",
"Does cinema plus drink appeal tomo? * Is a fr thriller by director i like on at mac at 8.30.",
"To the wonderful Okors, have a great month. We cherish you guys and wish you well each day. MojiBiola",
"I was at bugis juz now wat... But now i'm walking home oredi... so late then reply... I oso saw a top dat i like but din buy... Where r _ now? ",
"Networking job is there.",
"Wait . I will msg after <#> min.",
"It's justbeen overa week since we broke up and already our brains are going to mush!",
"Senthil group company Apnt 5pm.",
"I'm sorry. I've joined the league of people that dont keep in touch. You mean a great deal to me. You have been a friend at all times even at great personal cost. Do have a great week.|",
"K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)",
"The house is on the water with a dock, a boat rolled up with a newscaster who dabbles in jazz flute behind the wheel",
"\\ER",
"We are both fine. Thanks",
"Just wanted to say holy shit you guys weren't kidding about this bud",
"It didnt work again oh. Ok goodnight then. I.ll fix and have it ready by the time you wake up. You are very dearly missed have a good night sleep.",
"So are you guys asking that i get that slippers again or its gone with last year",
"Probably gonna be here for a while, see you later tonight <)",
"Come aftr <DECIMAL> ..now i m cleaning the house",
"We left already we at orchard now.",
"Have you emigrated or something? Ok maybe 5.30 was a bit hopeful...",
"Ho ho - big belly laugh! See ya tomo",
"u dun need to pick ur gf?",
"Good afternoon, babe. How goes that day ? Any job prospects yet ? I miss you, my love ... *sighs* ... :-(",
"Merry Christmas to you too babe, i love ya *kisses*",
"Bognor it is! Should be splendid at this time of year.",
"Buy one egg for me da..please:)",
"Uncle Abbey! Happy New Year. Abiola",
"Happy or sad , one thing about past is- Its no more GOOD MORNING :-):-).",
"Sorry,in meeting I'll call later",
"If u dun drive then how i go 2 sch.",
"It's not that you make me cry. It's just that when all our stuff happens on top of everything else, it pushes me over the edge. You don't underdtand how often i cry over my sorry, sorry life.",
"Stop knowing me so well!",
"Aight well keep me informed",
"In that case I guess I'll see you at campus lodge",
"i thought we were doing a king of the hill thing there.",
"Nice talking to you! please dont forget my pix :) i want to see all of you...",
"No. She's currently in scotland for that.",
"Umma. Did she say anything",
"Yup having my lunch buffet now.. U eat already?",
"Wot u up 2 u weirdo?",
"Ok lor then we go tog lor...",
"Hope ur head doesn't hurt 2 much ! Am ploughing my way through a pile of ironing ! Staying in with a chinky tonight come round if you like.",
"And popping # ibuprofens was no help.",
"Indians r poor but India is not a poor country. Says one of the swiss bank directors. He says that \\ <#> lac crore\\\" of Indian money is deposited in swiss banks which can be used for 'taxless' budget for <#> yrs. Can give <#> crore jobs to all Indians. From any village to Delhi 4 lane roads. Forever free power suply to more than <#> social projects. Every citizen can get monthly <#> /- for <#> yrs. No need of World Bank & IMF loan. Think how our money is blocked by rich politicians. We have full rights against corrupt politicians. Itna forward karo ki pura INDIA padhe.g.m.\\\"\"",
"IM GONNAMISSU SO MUCH!!I WOULD SAY IL SEND U A POSTCARD BUTTHERES ABOUTAS MUCH CHANCE OF MEREMEMBERIN ASTHERE IS OFSI NOT BREAKIN HIS CONTRACT!! LUV Yaxx",
"Everybody had fun this evening. Miss you.",
"I.ll post her out l8r. In class",
"u no home work to do meh... ",
"Me too baby! I promise to treat you well! I bet you will take good care of me...",
"Haven't eaten all day. I'm sitting here staring at this juicy pizza and I can't eat it. These meds are ruining my life.",
"Nothing. Can...",
"Don\u20ac\u02dct give a flying monkeys wot they think and I certainly don\u20ac\u02dct mind. Any friend of mine and all that!",
"Ok no prob",
"After the drug she will be able to eat.",
"Yeah no probs - last night is obviously catching up with you... Speak soon ",
"Leave it de:-). Start Prepare for next:-)..",
"Hi. Hope ur day * good! Back from walk, table booked for half eight. Let me know when ur coming over.",
"I got it before the new year cos yetunde said she wanted to surprise you with it but when i didnt see money i returned it mid january before the <#> day return period ended.",
"That's my honeymoon outfit. :)",
"U sleeping now.. Or you going to take? Haha.. I got spys wat.. Me online checking n replying mails lor..",
"Is it your yahoo boys that bring in the perf? Or legal.",
"In which place do you want da.",
"I hope your pee burns tonite.",
"Sorry da thangam, very very sorry i am held up with prasad.",
"Just taste fish curry :-P",
"What does the dance river do?",
"S now only i took tablets . Reaction morning only.",
"Its ok..come to my home it vl nice to meet and v can chat..",
"Hope youre not having too much fun without me!! see u tomorrow love jess x",
"S:)8 min to go for lunch:)",
"Lol no. U can trust me.",
"sir, you will receive the account no another 1hr time. Sorry for the delay.",
"You best watch what you say cause I am drunk",
"I hav almost reached. Call, i m unable to connect u.",
"Sounds great! Are you home now?",
"Anything lar then _ not going home 4 dinner?",
"Anything lar then u not going home 4 dinner?",
"Just trying to figure out when I'm suppose to see a couple different people this week. We said we'd get together but I didn't set dates",
"Where @",
"Ok. Me watching tv too.",
"Ever green quote ever told by Jerry in cartoon \\A Person Who Irritates u Always Is the one Who Loves u Vry Much But Fails to Express It...!..!! :-) :-) gud nyt\"",
"Those were my exact intentions",
"I'm used to it. I just hope my agents don't drop me since i've only booked a few things this year. This whole me in boston, them in nyc was an experiment.",
"Lol I know! They're so dramatic. Schools already closed for tomorrow. Apparently we can't drive in the inch of snow were supposed to get.",
"Where in abj are you serving. Are you staying with dad or alone.",
"Can _ send me a copy of da report?",
"Can u send me a copy of da report?",
"Dad says hurry the hell up",
"I'm always looking for an excuse to be in the city.",
"K..k..any special today?",
"_ we r stayin here an extra week, back next wed. How did we do in the rugby this weekend? Hi to and and , c u soon \\\"\nham\"",
"Err... Cud do. I'm going to at 8pm. I haven't got a way to contact him until then.",
"U still havent got urself a jacket ah?",
"Lol or I could just starve and lose a pound by the end of the day.",
"Just wanted to say you guys weren't kidding about this bud",
"my ex-wife was not able to have kids. Do you want kids one day?",
"Cos darren say _ considering mah so i ask _...",
"K.k:)i'm going to tirunelvali this week to see my uncle ..i already spend the amount by taking dress .so only i want money.i will give it on feb 1",
"The monthly amount is not that terrible and you will not pay anything till 6months after finishing school.",
"Aslamalaikkum....insha allah tohar beeen muht albi mufti mahfuuz...meaning same here....",
"Sorry man my account's dry or I would, if you want we could trade back half or I could buy some stuff with my credit card",
"I don't know, same thing that's wrong everyso often, he panicks starts goin on bout not bein good enough _",
"And is there a way you can send shade's stuff to her. And she has been wonderful too.",
"I\u20ac\u02dcll leave around four, ok?",
"Then mum's repent how?",
"Hey... Very inconvenient for your sis a not huh?",
"Are you available for soiree on June 3rd?",
"Today iZ Yellow rose day. If u love my frndship give me 1 misscall & send this to ur frndZ & See how many miss calls u get. If u get 6missed U marry ur Lover.",
"The # g that i saw a few days ago, the guy wants sell wifi only for # and with 3g for # . That's why i blanked him.",
"This phone has the weirdest auto correct.",
"Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng",
" all write or wat..",
"Its posible dnt live in # century cm frwd n thnk different",
"What happened in interview?",
"It\u20ac\u02dcs reassuring, in this crazy world.",
"Hi. Hope you had a good day. Have a better night.",
"Even i cant close my eyes you are in me our vava playing umma :-D",
"Do you work all this week ?",
"U horrible gal... U knew dat i was going out wif him yest n u still come n ask me...",
"Also where's the piece",
"I call you later, don't have network. If urgnt, sms me.",
"I am great! How are you?",
"Surely result will offer:)",
"I'm really not up to it still tonight babe",
"We made it! Eta at taunton is 12:30 as planned, hope that\u20ac\u02dcs still okday?! Good to see you! :-xx",
"Just do what ever is easier for you",
"Finish liao... U?",
"Yes. It's all innocent fun. O:-)",
"Can you please send me my aunty's number",
"Don know. I did't msg him recently.",
"Fuck babe ... I miss you already, you know ? Can't you let me send you some money towards your net ? I need you ... I want you ... I crave you ...",
"Well you told others you'd marry them...",
"Oh... I was thkin of goin yogasana at 10 den no nd to go at 3 den can rush to parco 4 nb... Okie lor, u call me when ready...",
"K, fyi I'm back in my parents' place in south tampa so I might need to do the deal somewhere else",
"He says he'll give me a call when his friend's got the money but that he's definitely buying before the end of the week",
"Good evening! How are you?",
"Delhi and chennai still silent.",
"Ta-Daaaaa! I am home babe, are you still up ?",
"Edison has rightly said, A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer Now you know why all of us are speechless during ViVa.. GM,GN,GE,GNT:-)",
"Chk in ur belovd ms dict",
" said kiss, kiss, i can't do the sound effects! He is a gorgeous man isn't he! Kind of person who needs a smile to brighten his day! ",
"Hey elaine, is today's meeting still on?",
"Me, i dont know again oh",
"10 min later k...",
"Hai dear friends... This is my new & present number..:) By Rajitha Raj (Ranju)",
"Kind of. Just missed train cos of asthma attack, nxt one in half hr so driving in. not sure where to park.",
"Are you coming to day for class.",
"That's fine, have him give me a call if he knows what he wants or has any questions",
"Should I tell my friend not to come round til like <#> ish?",
"Omg if its not one thing its another. My cat has worms :/ when does this bad day end?",
"I'm going for bath will msg you next # min..",
"Aldrine, rakhesh ex RTM here.pls call.urgent.",
"Great. I was getting worried about you. Just know that a wonderful and caring person like you will have only the best in life. Know that u r wonderful and God's love is yours.",
"Yay can't wait to party together!",
"Anything lor if they all go then i go lor...",
"G wants to know where the you are",
"The new deus ex game comin early next yr",
"Who were those people ? Were you in a tour ? I thought you were doing that sofa thing you sent me ? Your curious sugar",
"hanks lotsly!",
"There are some nice pubs near here or there is Frankie n Bennys near the warner cinema?",
"Nutter. Cutter. Ctter. Cttergg. Cttargg. Ctargg. Ctagg. ie you",
"Hey we can go jazz power yoga hip hop kb and yogasana ",
"Can _ call me at 10:10 to make sure dat i've woken up...",
"Can u call me at 10:10 to make sure dat i've woken up...",
"\\HEY KATE",
"Rose needs water, season needs change, poet needs imagination..My phone needs ur sms and i need ur lovely frndship forever....",
"We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of love. But the other lesser known facts 1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife, out of his 7 wifes. 2. Shahjahan killed Mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3. Mumtaz died in her # th delivery. 4. He then married Mumtaz's sister. Question arises where the Hell is the LOVE?:-| -The Great Hari-",
"Cant think of anyone with * spare room off * top of my head",
"Ambrith..madurai..met u in arun dha marrge..remembr?",
"Wake me up at <#> am morning:)",
"Hmm, too many of them unfortunately... Pics obviously arent hot cakes. Its kinda fun tho",
"Love you aathi..love u lot..",
"Where are you?when wil you reach here?",
"Ok enjoy . R u there in home.",
"Sir, good morning. Hope you had a good weekend. I called to let you know that i was able to raise <#> from my dad. He however said he would make the rest available by mid feb. This amount is still quite short and i was hoping you would help. Do have a good day. Abiola",
"I have gone into get info bt dont know what to do",
"Sir, hope your day is going smoothly. i really hoped i wont have to bother you about this. I have some bills that i can't settle this month. I am out of all extra cash. I know this is a challenging time for you also but i have to let you know.",
"Gain the rights of a wife.dont demand it.i am trying as husband too.Lets see",
"Yeah confirmed for you staying at that weekend",
"And whenever you and i see we can still hook up too.",
"Hi:)did you asked to waheeda fathima about leave?",
"Don't fret. I'll buy the ovulation test strips and send them to you. You wont get them til like march. Can you send me your postal address.u'll be alright.Okay.",
"Oh k.k..where did you take test?",
"You at mu? You should try to figure out how much money everyone has for gas and alcohol, jay and I are trying to figure out our weed budget",
"A few people are at the game, I'm at the mall with iouri and kaila",
"Oh thanks a lot..i already bought 2 eggs ..",
"Quite late lar... Ard 12 anyway i wun b drivin...",
"Only 2% students solved this CAT question in 'xam... 5+3+2= # 9+2+4= # 8+6+3= # then 7+2+5=????? Tell me the answer if u r brilliant...1thing.i got d answr.",
"I love you. You set my soul on fire. It is not just a spark. But it is a flame. A big rawring flame. XoXo",
"Its just the effect of irritation. Just ignore it",
"I know you are thinkin malaria. But relax, children cant handle malaria. She would have been worse and its gastroenteritis. If she takes enough to replace her loss her temp will reduce. And if you give her malaria meds now she will just vomit. Its a self limiting illness she has which means in a few days it will completely stop",
"I only work from mon to thurs but Sat i cant leh... Booked liao... Which other day u free?",
"Anything lor but toa payoh got place 2 walk meh...",
"Rose for red,red for blood,blood for heart,heart for u. But u for me.... Send tis to all ur friends.. Including me.. If u like me.. If u get back, 1-u r poor in relation! 2-u need some 1 to support 3-u r frnd 2 many 4-some1 luvs u 5+- some1 is praying god to marry u.:-) try it....",
"Sorry, went to bed early, nightnight",
"Hi. Wk been ok - on hols now! Yes on for a bit of a run. Forgot that i have hairdressers appointment at four so need to get home n shower beforehand. Does that cause prob for u?\\\"\nham\"",
"Same, I'm at my great aunts anniversary party in tarpon springs",
"1 I don't have her number and 2 its gonna be a massive pain and i'd rather not get involved if that's possible",
"Its posible dnt live in <#> century cm frwd n thnk different",
"Thts god's gift for birds as humans hav some natural gift frm god..",
"* Thought I didn't see you.",
"Pandy joined 4w technologies today.he got job..",
"By the way, 'rencontre' is to meet again. Mountains dont....",
"Best msg: It's hard to be with a person, when u know that one more step foward will make u fall in love.. & One step back can ruin ur friendship.. good night:-) ...",
"It certainly puts things into perspective when something like this happens",
"K.k..how is your sister kids?",
"Omg Joanna is freaking me out. She's looked thru all my friends to find photos of me. And then she's asking about stuff on my MySpace which I haven't even logged on in like a year. :/",
"Ok ill tell the company",
"Sorry my roommates took forever, it ok if I come by now?",
"Then why you not responding",
"When are you going to ride your bike?",
"Is she replying. Has boye changed his phone number",
"How to Make a girl Happy? It's not at all difficult to make girls happy. U only need to be... 1. A friend 2. Companion 3. Lover 4. Chef . . . # . Good listener # . Organizer # . Good boyfriend # . Very clean # . Sympathetic # . Athletic # . Warm . . . # . Courageous # . Determined # . True # . Dependable # . Intelligent . . . # . Psychologist # . Pest exterminator # . Psychiatrist # . Healer . . # . Stylist # . Driver . . Aaniye pudunga venaam..",
"I meant as an apology from me for texting you to get me drugs at # at night",
"I was about to do it when i texted. I finished a long time ago and showered and er'ything!",
"* Was really good to see you the other day dudette, been missing you!",
"Do you like Italian food?",
"New Theory: Argument wins d SITUATION, but loses the PERSON. So dont argue with ur friends just.. . . . kick them & say, I'm always correct.!",
"Hi hope u r both ok, he said he would text and he hasn't, have u seen him, let me down gently please ",
"You should get more chicken broth if you want ramen unless there's some I don't know about",
"Quite lor. But dun tell him wait he get complacent...",
"Heehee that was so funny tho",
"There r many model..sony ericson also der.. <#> ..it luks good bt i forgot modl no",
"Hi Harish's rent has been transfred to ur Acnt.",
"Mum, i've sent you many many messages since i got here. I just want to know that you are actually getting them. Do enjoy the rest of your day.",
"He has lots of used ones babe, but the model doesn't help. Youi have to bring it over and he'll match it up",
"K.k:)when are you going?",
"Aight, sounds good. When do you want me to come down?",
"Juz go google n search 4 qet...",
"how are you? I miss you!",
"R _ going 4 today's meeting?",
"R u going 4 today's meeting?",
"I am thinking of going down to reg for pract lessons.. Flung my advance.. Haha wat time u going?",
"What is this 'hex' place you talk of? Explain!",
"Em, its olowoyey@ usc.edu have a great time in argentina. Not sad about secretary, everything is a blessing",
"Boo what time u get out? U were supposed to take me shopping today. :(",
"Hey come online! Use msn... We are all there",
"You unbelievable faglord",
"No. I meant the calculation is the same. That # units at # . This school is really expensive. Have you started practicing your accent. Because its important. And have you decided if you are doing 4years of dental school or if you'll just do the nmde exam.",
"Hey mate. Spoke to the mag people. Were on. the is deliver by the end of the month. Deliver on the 24th sept. Talk later. ",
"Ugh I don't wanna get out of bed. It's so warm.",
"Ok good then i later come find _... C lucky i told _ to go earlier... Later pple take finish _ no more again...",
"Ok good then i later come find u... C lucky i told u to go earlier... Later pple take finish u no more again...",
"I'm still looking for a car to buy. And have not gone 4the driving test yet.",
"Doing nothing, then u not having dinner w us?",
"I've not called you in a while. This is hoping it was l8r malaria and that you know that we miss you guys. I miss Bani big, so pls give her my love especially. Have a great day.",
"I have many dependents",
"Prepare to be pleasured :)",
"You give us back my id proof and <#> rs. We wont allow you to work. We will come to your home within days",
"No management puzzeles.",
"For you information, IKEA is spelled with all caps. That is not yelling. when you thought i had left you, you were sitting on the bed among the mess when i came in. i said we were going after you got home from class. please don't try and con me. It makes me want to listen to you less.",
"I hate when she does this. She turns what should be a fun shopping trip into an annoying day of how everything would look in her house.",
"U wake up already? Thanx 4 e tau sar piah it's quite nice.",
"I want to tel u one thing u should not mistake me k THIS IS THE MESSAGE THAT YOU SENT:)",
"Hello lover! How goes that new job? Are you there now? Are you happy? Do you think of me? I wake, my slave and send you a teasing kiss from across the sea",
"645",
"Nooooooo I'm gonna be bored to death all day. Cable and internet outage.",
"Boy you best get yo ass out here quick",
"Yar lor... Keep raining non stop... Or u wan 2 go elsewhere?",
"Also sir, i sent you an email about how to log into the usc payment portal. I.ll send you another message that should explain how things are back home. Have a great weekend.",
"Haha, my friend tyler literally just asked if you could get him a dubsack",
"K, jason says he's gonna be around so I'll be up there around #",
"A bloo bloo bloo I'll miss the first bowl",
" # in mca. But not conform.",
"Umma my life and vava umma love you lot dear",
"These won't do. Have to move on to morphine",
"K will do, addie & I are doing some art so I'll be here when you get home",
"Dont think you need yellow card for uk travel. Ask someone that has gone before. If you do its just <#> bucks",
"Haf u eaten? Wat time u wan me 2 come?",
"Especially since i talk about boston all up in my personal statement, lol! I woulda changed that if i had realized it said nyc! It says boston now.",
"Its a big difference. # versus # every # hrs",
"Neva mind it's ok..",
"SERIOUSLY. TELL HER THOSE EXACT WORDS RIGHT NOW.",
"Good afternoon sexy buns! How goes the job search ? I wake and you are my first thought as always, my love. I wish your fine and happy and know I adore you!",
"U can call now...",
"Sure thing big man. i have hockey elections at 6, shouldn\u20ac\u02dct go on longer than an hour though",
"Becoz its <#> jan whn al the post ofice is in holiday so she cn go fr the post ofice...got it duffer",
"Cps is causing the outages to conserve energy.",
"Haven't heard anything and he's not answering my texts so I'm guessing he flaked. That said the jb is fantastic",
"You available now? I'm like right around hillsborough & # th",
"<#> am I think? Should say on syllabus",
"I'll text you when I drop x off",
"HARD BUT TRUE: How much you show & express your love to someone....that much it will hurt when they leave you or you get seperated...!\u00e9\u02c6\u00a5\u201d\u00be??\u00e3\u20ac\u00a8ud evening...",
"Yes..gauti and sehwag out of odi series.",
"\\Aww you must be nearly dead!Well Jez isComing over toDo some workAnd that whillTake forever!\\\"\"",
"Ok im not sure what time i finish tomorrow but i wanna spend the evening with you cos that would be vewy vewy lubly! Love me xxx",
"I'm a guy, browsin is compulsory",
"All will come alive.better correct any good looking figure there itself..",
"I'm gonna rip out my uterus.",
"I have printed it oh. So # come upstairs",
"Well I might not come then...",
"Dude u knw also telugu..thts gud..k, gud nyt..",
" still attending da talks?",
"How much i gave to you. Morning.",
"Im at arestaurant eating squid! i will be out about 10:30 wanna dosomething or is that to late?",
"Huh so late... Fr dinner?",
"Die... Now i have e toot fringe again...",
"But your brother transfered only <#> + <#> . Pa.",
"And maybe some pressies",
"Dont gimme that lip caveboy",
"I also thk too fast... Xy suggest one not me. U dun wan it's ok. Going 2 rain leh where got gd.",
"No. But we'll do medical missions to nigeria",
"Honey ? Sweetheart ? Darling ? Sexy buns ? Sugar plum ? Loverboy ? I miss you, boytoy ... *smacks your ass* Did you go to the gym too ?",
"Good evening Sir, Al Salam Wahleykkum.sharing a happy news.By the grace of God, i got an offer from Tayseer,TISSCO and i joined.Hope you are fine.Inshah Allah,meet you sometime.Rakhesh,visitor from India.",
"Are there TA jobs available? Let me know please cos i really need to start working",
"Vikky, come around TIME ..",
"u mean it's confirmed... I tot they juz say oni... Ok then... ",
"Tomarrow i want to got to court. At DECIMAL . So you come to bus stand at 9.",
"Haha... Really oh no... How? Then will they deduct your lesson tmr?",
"I'm home, my love ... If your still awake ... *loving kiss*",
"great princess! I love giving and receiving oral. Doggy style is my fave position. How about you? I enjoy making love # times per night :)",
"Talk to g and x about that",
"Oh for goodness sake she's in like tallahassee",
"Yo, you around? Just got my car back",
"Then u ask darren go n pick u lor... But i oso sian tmr haf 2 meet lect...",
"Yes, my reg is Ciao!",
"Nite...",
"You are a very very very very bad girl. Or lady.",
"S...from the training manual it show there is no tech process:)its all about password reset and troubleshooting:)",
"Dude im no longer a pisces. Im an aquarius now.",
"A famous quote : when you develop the ability to listen to 'anything' unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means you are ......... 'MARRIED'",
"Pls send me the correct name da.",
"Great! I hope you like your man well endowed. I am <#> inches...",
"As usual..iam fine, happy & doing well..:)",
"I asked sen to come chennai and search for job.",
"Yeah probably, I still gotta check out with leo",
"Hello, As per request from <#> Rs.5 has been transfered to you",
"Thnx dude. u guys out 2nite?",
"Princess, i like to make love # times per night. Hope thats not a problem!",
"Wat time u finish ur lect today?",
"When is school starting. Where will you stay. What's the weather like. And the food. Do you have a social support system like friends in the school. All these things are important.",
"Thank you princess! I want to see your nice juicy booty...",
"Hello, my love. What are you doing? Did you get to that interview today? Are you you happy? Are you being a good boy? Do you think of me?Are you missing me ?",
"Until 545 lor... Ya, can go 4 dinner together...",
"No it's waiting in e car dat's bored wat. Cos wait outside got nothing 2 do. At home can do my stuff or watch tv wat.",
"Really good:)dhanush rocks once again:)",
"Living is very simple.. Loving is also simple.. Laughing is too simple.. Winning is tooo simple.. But, Being 'SIMPLE' is very difficult...;-) :-)",
"K.i did't see you.:)k:)where are you now?",
"I guess that's why you re worried. You must know that there's a way the body repairs itself. And i'm quite sure you shouldn't worry. We'll take it slow. First the tests, they will guide when your ovulation is then just relax. Nothing you've said is a reason to worry but i.ll keep on followin you up.",
"Sorry battery died, yeah I'm here",
"Just arrived, see you in a couple days 3",
"How long has it been since you screamed, princess?",
"Aiyah e rain like quite big leh. If drizzling i can at least run home.",
"Yo chad which gymnastics class do you wanna take? The site says Christians class is full..",
"Haha good to hear, I'm officially paid and on the market for an 8th",
"U coming back 4 dinner rite? Dad ask me so i re confirm wif u...",
"Hey what how about your project. Started aha da.",
"The 2 oz guy is being kinda flaky but one friend is interested in picking up $ <#> worth tonight if possible",
"U need my presnts always bcz U cant mis love. jeevithathile irulinae neekunna prakasamanu sneham prakasam ennal prabha 'That mns prabha is'LOVE' Got it. Dont mis me....",
"Hey mate. Spoke to the mag people. We\u20ac\u02dcre on. the is deliver by the end of the month. Deliver on the 24th sept. Talk later. ",
"It just seems like weird timing that the night that all you and g want is for me to come smoke is the same day as when a shitstorm is attributed to me always coming over and making everyone smoke",
"Sorry I missed you babe. I was up late and slept in. I hope you enjoy your driving lesson, boytoy. I miss you too ... *teasing kiss*",
"K.k:)advance happy pongal.",
"Sir, I need AXIS BANK account no and bank address.",
"What time should I tell my friend to be around?",
"S:-)kallis wont play in first two odi:-)",
"Ok lor but not too early. Me still having project meeting now.",
"I will cme i want to go to hos 2morow. After that i wil cme. This what i got from her dear what to do. She didnt say any time",
"Happy or sad , one thing about past is- \\Its no more\\\" GOOD MORNING :-):-).\"",
"Thanks for yesterday sir. You have been wonderful. Hope you enjoyed the burial. MojiBiola",
"u eatin later but i'm eatin wif my frens now lei... u going home first? ",
"Sent me de webadres for geting salary slip",
"This pen thing is beyond a joke. Wont a Biro do? Don't do a masters as can't do this ever again! ",
"Will purchase d stuff today and mail to you. Do you have a po box number?",
"Sir, Waiting for your mail.",
"I'm in a movie... Collect car oredi...",
"Well, I was about to give up cos they all said no they didnt do one nighters. I persevered and found one but it is very cheap so i apologise in advance. It is just somewhere to sleep isnt it?",
"I am not having her number sir",
"Ok. No wahala. Just remember that a friend in need ...",
"Ha. You don\u20ac\u02dct know either. I did a a clever but simple thing with pears the other day, perfect for christmas.",
"Don't look back at the building because you have no coat and i don't want you to get more sick. Just hurry home and wear a coat to the gym!!!",
"It's that time of the week again, ryan",
"Captain vijaykanth is doing comedy in captain tv..he is drunken :)",
"Is toshiba portege m100 gd?",
"Not tonight mate. Catching up on some sleep. This is my new number by the way. ",
"Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..",
"He telling not to tell any one. If so treat for me hi hi hi",
"Then u drive lor.",
"Hey there! Glad u r better now. I hear u treated urself to a digi cam, is it good? We r off at 9pm. Have a fab new year, c u in coupla wks!",
"No let me do the math. Your not good at it.",
"That way transport is less problematic than on sat night. By the way, if u want to ask n to join my bday, feel free. But need to know definite nos as booking on fri. ",
"Okie but i scared u say i fat... Then u dun wan me already...",
"I love u 2 my little pocy bell I am sorry but I love u",
"Never try alone to take the weight of a tear that comes out of ur heart and falls through ur eyes... Always remember a STUPID FRIEND is here to share... BSLVYL",
"Well she's in for a big surprise!",
"Was the farm open?",
"Argh my 3g is spotty, anyway the only thing I remember from the research we did was that province and sterling were the only problem-free places we looked at",
"Oops sorry. Just to check that you don't mind picking me up tomo at half eight from station. Would that be ok?",
"So gd got free ice cream... I oso wan...",
"\\Si.como no?!listened2the plaid album-quite gd&the new air1 which is hilarious-also boughtbraindancea comp.ofstuff on aphexs ;abel",
"Sorry completely forgot * will pop em round this week if your still here?",
"Nope i waiting in sch 4 daddy... ",
"I could ask carlos if we could get more if anybody else can chip in",
"Got but got 2 colours lor. One colour is quite light n e other is darker lor. Actually i'm done she's styling my hair now.",
"Sun cant come to earth but send luv as rays. cloud cant come to river but send luv as rain. I cant come to meet U, but can send my care as msg to U. Gud evng",
"Check audrey's status right now",
"Yeah it's jus rite...",
":( but your not here....",
"Buzzzz! *grins* Did I buzz your ass? Buzz your chest ? Buzz your cock ? Where do you keep your phone ? Is the vibrator on ? Did you feel it shake ?",
"have got * few things to do. may be in * pub later.",
"Ok but knackered. Just came home and went to sleep! Not good at this full time work lark.",
"Give her something to drink, if she takes it and doesn't vomit then you her temp might drop. If she unmits however let me know.",
"K I'm ready, # ?",
"Nothin comes to my mind. u help me buy hanger lor. Ur laptop not heavy?",
"I'm leaving my house now.",
"I don't think he has spatula hands!",
"Do u knw dis no. # ?",
"Tmrw. Im finishing 9 doors",
"I love you both too :-)",
"Am surfing online store. For offers do you want to buy any thing.",
"But i haf enuff space got like 4 mb...",
"Don't necessarily expect it to be done before you get back though because I'm just now headin out",
"I'm ok. Will do my part tomorrow",
"My friend, she's studying at warwick, we've planned to go shopping and to concert tmw, but it may be canceled, havn't seen for ages, yeah we should get together sometime!",
"Ok lor... Sony ericsson salesman... I ask shuhui then she say quite gd 2 use so i considering...",
"No he didn't. Spring is coming early yay!",
"In the end she might still vomit but its okay. Not everything will come out.",
"Sir send to group mail check it.",
"Hi ....My engagement has been fixd on <#> th of next month. I know its really shocking bt....hmm njan vilikkam....t ws al of a sudn;-(.",
"Pls tell nelson that the bb's are no longer comin. The money i was expecting aint coming",
"I'm in town now so i'll jus take mrt down later.",
"Huh y lei...",
"Nothing, smsing u n xy lor. Sorry lor da guys neva c u in person but they sort of know u lor. So u wan 2 meet them xy ask me 2 bring u along 4 our next meeting.",
"I think it's all still in my car",
"JADE ITS PAUL. Y DIDN\u2019T U TXT ME? DO U REMEMBER ME FROM BARMED? I WANT 2 TALK 2 U! TXT ME",
"How's my loverboy doing ? What does he do that keeps him from coming to his Queen, hmmm ? Doesn't he ache to speak to me ? Miss me desparately ?",
"What time you think you'll have it? Need to know when I should be near campus",
"Hey you gave them your photo when you registered for driving ah? Tmr wanna meet at yck? ",
"U can call me now...",
"Do you know what Mallika Sherawat did yesterday? Find out now @ <URL>",
"\\ALRITE HUNNY!WOT U UP 2 2NITE? DIDNT END UP GOIN DOWN TOWN JUS DA PUB INSTEAD! JUS CHILLIN AT DA MO IN ME BEDROOM!LOVE JEN XXX.\\\"\"",
"Are you up for the challenge? I know i am :)",
"Nothing will ever be easy. But don't be looking for a reason not to take a risk on life and love",
"R we going with the # bus?",
"LOOK AT THE FUCKIN TIME. WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK IS UP",
"Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind, as the mind easily forgets but the heart will always remember. Wish you Happy Valentines Day!",
"Hi hope u get this txt~journey hasnt been gd,now about 50 mins late I think.",
"Party's at my place at usf, no charge (but if you can contribute in any way it is greatly appreciated) and yeah, we got room for one more",
"It's cool, we can last a little while. Getting more any time soon?",
"ER, ENJOYIN INDIANS AT THE MO..yeP. SaLL gOoD HehE ;> hows bout u shexy? Pete Xx",
"Yesterday its with me only . Now am going home.",
"So you think i should actually talk to him? Not call his boss in the morning? I went to this place last year and he told me where i could go and get my car fixed cheaper. He kept telling me today how much he hoped i would come back in, how he always regretted not getting my number, etc.",
"Gumby's has a special where a <#> \\ cheese pizza is $2 so I know what we're doin tonight\"",
"Superb Thought- \\Be grateful that u dont have everything u want. That means u still have an opportunity to be happier tomorrow than u are today.\\\":-)\"",
"Not for possession, especially not first offense",
"I can't describe how lucky you are that I'm actually awake by noon",
"Yes, i'm small kid.. And boost is the secret of my energy..",
"Excellent! Are you ready to moan and scream in ecstasy?",
"Ok... Thanx... Gd nite 2 u too...",
"Babe ? I lost you ... Will you try rebooting ?",
"ALRITE SAM ITS NIC JUST CHECKIN THAT THIS IS UR NUMBER-SO IS IT?T.B*",
"Pls go ahead with watts. I just wanted to be sure. Do have a great weekend. Abiola",
"Yo carlos, a few friends are already asking me about you, you working at all this weekend?",
"We're all getting worried over here, derek and taylor have already assumed the worst",
"We are at grandmas. Oh dear, u still ill? I felt Shit this morning but i think i am just hungover! Another night then. We leave on sat.",
"Ooooooh I forgot to tell u I can get on yoville on my phone",
"If he started searching he will get job in few days.he have great potential and talent.",
"Single line with a big meaning::::: \\Miss anything 4 ur \\\"Best Life\\\" but",
"U calling me right? Call my hand phone...",
"Can you pls pls send me a mail on all you know about relatives coming to deliver here? All you know about costs, risks, benefits and anything else. Thanks.",
"Have you been practising your curtsey?",
"There're some people by mu, I'm at the table by lambda",
";-( oh well, c u later",
"Ok then i will come to ur home after half an hour",
"Feel like trying kadeem again? :V",
"Lol for real. She told my dad I have cancer",
"Sorry, I can't text & drive coherently, see you in twenty",
"You available now? I'm like right around hillsborough & <#> th",
"Yeah hopefully, if tyler can't do it I could maybe ask around a bit",
"Hi. Wk been ok - on hols now! Yes on for a bit of a run. Forgot that i have hairdressers appointment at four so need to get home n shower beforehand. Does that cause prob for u?",
"Happy New Year Princess!",
"I think your mentor is , but not 100 percent sure.",
"Let's pool our money together and buy a bunch of lotto tickets. If we win I get # % u get # %. Deal?",
" no home work to do meh... ",
"Good afternoon, my love! How goes that day ? I hope maybe you got some leads on a job. I think of you, boytoy and send you a passionate kiss from across the sea",
"Well, i'm glad you didn't find it totally disagreeable ... Lol",
"Nan sonathaya soladha. Why boss?",
"One of best dialogue in cute reltnship..!! \\Wen i Die",
"Lol well don't do it without me. We could have a big sale together.",
"He neva grumble but i sad lor... Hee... Buy tmr lor aft lunch. But we still meetin 4 lunch tmr a not. Neva hear fr them lei. got a lot of work ar?",
"She's fine. Sends her greetings",
"Mmmm ... Fuck ... Not fair ! You know my weaknesses ! *grins* *pushes you to your knee's* *exposes my belly and pulls your head to it* Don't forget ... I know yours too *wicked smile*",
"Are you wet right now?",
"Anything lar...",
"I wish! I don't think its gonna snow that much. But it will be more than those flurries we usually get that melt before they hit the ground. Eek! We haven't had snow since # before I was even born!",
"I to am looking forward to all the sex cuddling.. Only two more sleeps ",
"Is xy in ur car when u picking me up?",
"Cos i was out shopping wif darren jus now n i called him 2 ask wat present he wan lor. Then he started guessing who i was wif n he finally guessed darren lor.",
"I'm reading the text i just sent you. Its meant to be a joke. So read it in that light",
"I just cooked a rather nice salmon a la you",
"Guess who spent all last night phasing in and out of the fourth dimension",
"We'll join the <#> bus",
"It's ok, at least armand's still around",
"Actually i'm waiting for 2 weeks when they start putting ad.",
"Thanks. Fills me with complete calm and reassurance! ",
"What he said is not the matter. My mind saying some other matter is there.",
"HEY HEY WERETHE MONKEESPEOPLE SAY WE MONKEYAROUND! HOWDY GORGEOUS, HOWU DOIN? FOUNDURSELF A JOBYET SAUSAGE?LOVE JEN XXX",
"yeah sure thing mate haunt got all my stuff sorted but im going sound anyway promoting hex for .by the way who is this? dont know number. Joke",
"Think i might have to give it a miss. Am teaching til twelve, then have lecture at two. Damn this working thing.",
"We not watching movie already. Xy wants 2 shop so i'm shopping w her now.",
"No de.am seeing in online shop so that i asked.",
"Or u ask they all if next sat can a not. If all of them can make it then i'm ok lor.",
"That's cool he'll be here all night, lemme know when you're around",
"Then she buying today? u no need to c meh...",
"When u love someone Dont make them to love u as much as u do. But Love them so much that they dont want to be loved by anyone except you... Gud nit.",
"Do 1 thing! Change that sentence into: \\Because i want 2 concentrate in my educational career im leaving here..\\\"\"",
"Ard 4 lor...",
"Great. Hope you are using your connections from mode men also cos you can never know why old friends can lead you to today",
"Shall call now dear having food",
"We will meet soon princess! Ttyl!",
"Hello! Good week? Fancy a drink or something later?",
"Here got ur favorite oyster... N got my favorite sashimi... Ok lar i dun say already... Wait ur stomach start rumbling...",
"Babe, have you got enough money to pick up bread and milk ? And I'll give you it back when you get home ?",
"We still on for tonight?",
"Ok ill send you with in DECIMAL ok.",
"Yup i'm elaborating on the safety aspects and some other issues..",
"U in town alone?",
"Good day to You too.Pray for me.Remove the teeth as its painful maintaining other stuff.",
"Hi, my love! How goes that day? Fuck, this morning I woke and dropped my cell on the way down the stairs but it seems alright ... *phews* I miss you !",
"One of the joys in lifeis waking up each daywith thoughts that somewhereSomeone cares enough tosend a warm morning greeting.. -",
"Kay... Since we are out already ",
"BABE.. THASA BIT MESSED UP.YEH, SHE SHUDVETOLD U. DID URGRAN KNOW?NEWAY, ILLSPEAK 2 U2MORO WEN IM NOT ASLEEP...",
"So when you gonna get rimac access ",
"Aight fuck it, I'll get it later",
"Haha mayb u're rite... U know me well. Da feeling of being liked by someone is gd lor. U faster go find one then all gals in our group attached liao.",
"Goodmorning, Today i am late for <#> min.",
"Then u going ikea str aft dat?",
"Crazy ar he's married. like gd looking guys not me. My frens like say he's korean leona's fave but i dun thk he is. Aft some thinking mayb most prob i'll go.",
"What will we do in the shower, baby?",
"Fair enough, anything going on?",
"see you then, we're all christmassy here!",
"Can u look 4 me in da lib i got stuff havent finish yet.",
"Ok... Thanx... Gd nite 2 _ too...",
"Your bill at 3 is \u00a333.65 so thats not bad!",
"Honeybee Said: *I'm d Sweetest in d World* God Laughed & Said: *Wait,U Havnt Met d Person Reading This Msg* MORAL: Even GOD Can Crack Jokes! GM+GN+GE+GN:)",
"The fact that you're cleaning shows you know why i'm upset. Your priority is constantly \\what i want to do",
"Pls accept me for one day. Or am begging you change the number.",
"So i'm doing a list of buyers.",
"(You didn't hear it from me)",
"That means get the door",
"Jane babes not goin 2 wrk, feel ill after lst nite. Foned in already cover 4 me chuck.:-)",
"I ain't answerin no phone at what is actually a pretty reasonable hour but I'm sleepy",
"Hmmm.... Mayb can try e shoppin area one, but forgot e name of hotel...",
"K, text me when you're on the way",
"Hey , is * rite u put 10 evey mnth is that all?",
"We made it! Eta at taunton is 12:30 as planned, hope thats still okday?! Good to see you! :-xx",
"Must come later.. I normally bathe him in da afternoon mah..",
"The whole car appreciated the last two! Dad and are having a map reading semi argument but apart from that things are going ok. P.",
"Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!",
"Hmm... Dunno leh, mayb a bag 4 goigng out dat is not too small. Or jus anything except perfume, smth dat i can keep.",
"We're done...",
"Dunno lei _ all decide lor. How abt leona? Oops i tot ben is going n i msg him.",
"Dunno lei u all decide lor. How abt leona? Oops i tot ben is going n i msg him.",
"Or i go home first lar _ wait 4 me lor.. I put down my stuff first..",
"Or i go home first lar u wait 4 me lor.. I put down my stuff first..",
"Are you planning to come chennai?",
"K, can that happen tonight?",
"Why didn't u call on your lunch?",
"What do u reckon as need 2 arrange transport if u can't do it, thanks",
"Babe ! What are you doing ? Where are you ? Who are you talking to ? Do you think of me ? Are you being a good boy? Are you missing me? Do you love me ?",
"May i call You later Pls",
"Ok i've sent u da latest version of da project.",
"Boy you best get out here quick",
"Oh god i am happy to see your message after 3 days",
"Sorry i missed your call. Can you please call back.",
"When did i use soc... I use it only at home... dunno how 2 type it in word ar...",
"Slaaaaave ! Where are you ? Must I summon you to me all the time now ? Don't you wish to come to me on your own anymore?",
"And you! Will expect you whenever you text! Hope all goes well tomo ",
"Yupz... I've oredi booked slots 4 my weekends liao... ",
"Can come my room but cannot come my house cos my house still messy... Haha...",
"Aight, call me once you're close",
"Yeah I should be able to, I'll text you when I'm ready to meet up",
"I dont know why she.s not getting your messages",
"The wine is flowing and i'm i have nevering..",
"Merry christmas to u too annie!",
"My stomach has been thru so much trauma I swear I just can't eat. I better lose weight.",
"Why did I wake up on my own >:(",
"K k pa Had your lunch aha.",
"\\Response\\\" is one of d powerful weapon 2 occupy a place in others 'HEART'... So",
"That's significant but dont worry.",
"Thanks for picking up the trash.",
"Yun ah.now u wkg where?btw if u go nus sc. u wana specialise in wad?",
"Black shirt n blue jeans... I thk i c u...",
"Black shirt n blue jeans... I thk i c _...",
"Did u turn on the heater? The heater was on and set to <#> degrees.",
"You know my old Dom I told you about yesterday ? His name is Roger? He got in touch with me last night and wants me to meet him today at 2 pm",
"Welp apparently he retired",
"How's ur paper?",
"Should I have picked up a receipt or something earlier",
"Whats the staff name who is taking class for us?",
"When did i use soc... I use it only at home... u dunno how 2 type it in word ar...",
"Pls pls find out from aunt nike.",
"Boo. How's things? I'm back at home and a little bored already :-(",
"One small prestige problem now.",
"babe ... What happened to you ? How come you never came back?",
"Send me your id and password",
"Hi happy birthday. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi",
"Alex knows a guy who sells mids but he's down in south tampa and I don't think I could set it up before like 8",
"Lol ... Oh no babe, I wont be sliding into your place after midnight, but thanks for the invite",
"Just making dinner, you ?",
"We have pizza if u want",
"Mathews or tait or edwards or anderson",
"Msg me when rajini comes.",
"Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas",
"It\u20ac\u02dcs \u00a36 to get in, is that ok?",
"Yeah, I'll leave in a couple minutes & let you know when I get to mu",
"Also hi wesley how've you been",
"I will reach office around DECIMAL . & my mobile have problem. You cann't get my voice. So call you asa i'll free",
"Yeah that'd pretty much be the best case scenario",
"Should I tell my friend not to come round til like # ish?",
"That day u say u cut ur hair at paragon, is it called hair sense? Do u noe how much is a hair cut? ",
"Sent me ur email id soon",
"Done it but internet connection v slow and can\u20ac\u02dct send it. Will try again later or first thing tomo.",
"Then u better go sleep.. Dun disturb u liao.. U wake up then msg me lor..",
"She is our sister.. She belongs 2 our family.. She is d hope of tomorrow.. Pray 4 her,who was fated 4 d Shoranur train incident. Lets hold our hands together & fuelled by love & concern prior 2 her grief & pain. Pls join in dis chain & pass it. STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN.",
"when you and derek done with class?",
"None of that's happening til you get here though",
"Kent vale lor... u wait 4 me there ar?",
"No! But we found a diff farm shop to buy some cheese. On way back now, can i call in?",
"Oi. Ami parchi na re. Kicchu kaaj korte iccha korche na. Phone ta tul na. Plz. Plz.",
"Yeah, that's fine! It's \u00a36 to get in, is that ok? ",
"Gumby's has a special where a # cheese pizza is $2 so I know what we're doin tonight",
"I will come tomorrow di",
"Hey...Great deal...Farm tour 9am to 5pm $95/pax, $50 deposit by 16 May",
"Will you be here for food",
"MY NO. IN LUTON 0125698789 RING ME IF UR AROUND! H*",
"You're not sure that I'm not trying to make xavier smoke because I don't want to smoke after being told I smoke too much?",
"It is a good thing I'm now getting the connection to bw",
"Wish u many many returns of the day.. Happy birthday vikky..",
"How come she can get it? Should b quite diff to guess rite...",
"Aight, see you in a bit",
"Nope i'm not drivin... I neva develop da photos lei...",
"Come to me, slave. Your doing it again ... Going into your shell and unconsciously avoiding me ... You are making me unhappy :-(",
"IM FINE BABES AINT BEEN UP 2 MUCH THO! SAW SCARY MOVIE YEST ITS QUITE FUNNY! WANT 2MRW AFTERNOON? AT TOWN OR MALL OR SUMTHIN?xx",
"Ok no problem... Yup i'm going to sch at 4 if i rem correctly...",
"Near kalainar tv office.thenampet",
"I'm really sorry i won't b able 2 do this friday.hope u can find an alternative.hope yr term's going ok:-)",
"I calls you later. Afternoon onwords mtnl service get problem in south mumbai. I can hear you but you cann't listen me.",
"Oh wow thats gay. Will firmware update help",
"So wat's da decision?",
"Good morning. At the repair shop--the ONLY reason i'm up at this hour.",
"Missing you too.pray inshah allah",
"By the way, i've put a skip right outside the front of the house so you can see which house it is. Just pull up before it.",
"But i juz remembered i gotta bathe my dog today..",
"The 2 oz guy is being kinda flaky but one friend is interested in picking up $ # worth tonight if possible",
"K I'll be there before 4.",
"K actually can you guys meet me at the sunoco on howard? It should be right on the way",
"So what u doing today?",
"Ok. Every night take a warm bath drink a cup of milk and you'll see a work of magic. You still need to loose weight. Just so that you know",
"Sometimes we put walls around our hearts,not just to be safe from getting hurt.. But to find out who cares enough to break the walls & get closer.. GOODNOON:)",
"I sent your maga that money yesterday oh.",
"\\I;m reaching in another 2 stops.\\\"\"",
"We have to pick rayan macleran there.",
"Oh:)as usual vijay film or its different?",
"Went fast asleep dear.take care.",
"Nope, I'm still in the market",
"Y so late but i need to go n get da laptop...",
"Do u konw waht is rael FRIENDSHIP Im gving yuo an exmpel: Jsut ese tihs msg.. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog.. Bt sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mitsake.. GOODNIGHT & HAVE A NICE SLEEP..SWEET DREAMS..",
"Wrong phone! This phone! I answer this one but assume the other is people i don't well",
"Dont worry. I guess he's busy.",
"Gam gone after outstanding innings.",
"Not sure I have the stomach for it ...",
"Cant believe i said so many things to you this morning when all i really wanted to say was good morning, i love you! Have a beautiful morning. See you in the library later.",
"Sorry that was my uncle. I.ll keep in touch",
"Hope you are feeling great. Pls fill me in. Abiola",
"I'm done oredi...",
"Yes we were outside for like 2 hours. And I called my whole family to wake them up cause it started at 1 am",
"But you dint in touch with me.",
"<#> %of pple marry with their lovers... becz they hav gud undrstndng dat avoids problems. i sent dis 2 u, u wil get gud news on friday by d person you like. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Dont break this chain. If you break you will suffer. send this to <#> frnds in <#> mins whn u read...",
"No. Yes please. Been swimming?",
"babe ... I miss you already, you know ? Can't you let me send you some money towards your net ? I need you ... I want you ... I crave you ...",
"It wont b until 2.15 as trying 2 sort house out, is that ok?",
"Could you not read me, my Love ? I answered you",
"Hi darlin did youPhone me? Im atHome if youwanna chat.",
"Horrible bf... I now v hungry...",
"Just sent it. So what type of food do you like?",
"Ya very nice. . .be ready on thursday",
"S'fine. Anytime. All the best with it.",
"Just nw i came to hme da..",
"Ha ha - had popped down to the loo when you hello-ed me. Hello!",
"Mmm so yummy babe ... Nice jolt to the suzy",
"Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.",
"Fine if thats the way u feel. Thats the way its gota b",
"And miss vday the parachute and double coins??? U must not know me very well...",
"Oh yes I can speak txt 2 u no! Hmm. Did u get email?",
"Watching cartoon, listening music & at eve had to go temple & church.. What about u?",
"That day _ say _ cut ur hair at paragon, is it called hair sense? Do _ noe how much is a hair cut? ",
"If you r @ home then come down within 5 min",
"Let me know how to contact you. I've you settled in a room. Lets know you are ok.",
"It means u could not keep ur words.",
"Sorry I flaked last night, shit's seriously goin down with my roommate, what you up to tonight?",
"Nothing, i got msg frm tht unknown no..",
"\\GRAN ONLYFOUND OUT AFEW DAYS AGO.CUSOON HONI\\\"\"",
"Oh ok i didnt know what you meant. Yep i am baby jontin",
"How is my boy? No sweet words left for me this morning ... *sighs* ... How goes you day, my love ? Did you start your studying?",
"I am literally in bed and have been up for like # hours",
"You aren't coming home between class, right? I need to work out and shower!",
"I've sent _ my part..",
"I've sent u my part..",
"Dude got a haircut. Now its breezy up there",
"Thanx 4 the time weve spent 2geva, its bin mint! Ur my Baby and all I want is u!xxxx",
"see, i knew giving you a break a few times woul lead to you always wanting to miss curfew. I was gonna gibe you 'til one, but a MIDNIGHT movie is not gonna get out til after 2. You need to come home. You need to getsleep and, if anything, you need to b studdying ear training.",
"I dont understand your message.",
"How long does it take to get it.",
"Thanx 4 e brownie it's v nice...",
"The bus leaves at <#> ",
"Haha... Where got so fast lose weight, thk muz go 4 a month den got effect... Gee,later we go aust put bk e weight.",
"Idk. You keep saying that you're not, but since he moved, we keep butting heads over freedom vs. responsibility. And i'm tired. I have so much other stuff to deal with that i'm barely keeping myself together once this gets added to it.",
"The guy did some complaining but I acted like i'd be interested in buying something else next week and he gave it to us for free",
"No chikku nt yet.. Ya i'm free",
"Lemme know when you're here",
"Yeah like if it goes like it did with my friends imma flip out in like half an hour",
"Gettin rdy to ship comp",
"Finished class where are you.",
"Princess, i like to make love <#> times per night. Hope thats not a problem!",
"3 pa but not selected.",
"What was she looking for?",
"Will be office around 4 pm. Now i am going hospital.",
":) ",
"I'm in class. Will holla later",
"Reading gud habit.. Nan bari hudgi yorge pataistha ertini kano:-)",
"That was random saw my old roomate on campus. He graduated",
"Doesn't g have class early tomorrow and thus shouldn't be trying to smoke at #",
"Dunno lei... I thk mum lazy to go out... I neva ask her yet...",
"Let me know how it changes in the next 6hrs. It can even be appendix but you are out of that age range. However its not impossible. So just chill and let me know in 6hrs",
"Geeeee ... I love you so much I can barely stand it",
"I've told you everything will stop. Just dont let her get dehydrated.",
"Yo, any way we could pick something up tonight?",
"Ya even those cookies have jelly on them",
"Ding me on ya break! Blacko from londn",
"K I'll take care of it",
"7 at esplanade.. Do _ mind giving me a lift cos i got no car today..",
"7 at esplanade.. Do u mind giving me a lift cos i got no car today..",
"SORRY IM STIL HUNGOVER AFTER LAST NITE WENT TOBED AT 430 GOT UP 4 WORK AT 630",
"Sorry man, my stash ran dry last night and I can't pick up more until sunday",
"So many people seems to be special at first sight, But only very few will remain special to you till your last sight.. Maintain them till life ends.. take cr da",
"I've reached home n i bathe liao... U can call me now...",
"Daddy will take good care of you :)",
"It should take about <#> min",
"Well, I meant as opposed to my drunken night of before",
"Yes. Nigh you cant aha.",
"Can't take any major roles in community outreach. You rock mel",
"You said not now. No problem. When you can. Let me know.",
"Did he say how fantastic I am by any chance, or anything need a bigger life lift as losing the will 2 live, do you think I would be the first person 2 die from N V Q? ",
"Ok. I asked for money how far",
"Hi, can i please get a # dollar loan from you. I.ll pay you back by mid february. Pls.",
"Sorry to be a pain. Is it ok if we meet another night? I spent late afternoon in casualty and that means i haven't done any of y stuff42moro and that includes all my time sheets and that. Sorry. ",
"Yup i thk cine is better cos no need 2 go down 2 plaza mah.",
"Going thru a very different feeling.wavering decisions and coping up with the same is the same individual.time will heal everything i believe.",
"Don know..wait i will check it.",
"Take some small dose tablet for fever",
"Are you still getting the goods.",
"Anyway I don't think I can secure anything up here, lemme know if you want me to drive down south and chill",
"We r outside already.",
"We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of love. But the other lesser known facts 1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife, out of his 7 wifes. 2. Shahjahan killed Mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3. Mumtaz died in her <#> th delivery. 4. He then married Mumtaz's sister. Question arises where the Hell is the LOVE?:-| -The Great Hari-",
"Babe, I need your advice",
"Aiya we discuss later lar... Pick _ up at 4 is it?",
"Aiya we discuss later lar... Pick u up at 4 is it?",
"Oh yeah clearly it's my fault",
"Yes! I am a one woman man! Please tell me your likes and dislikes in bed...",
"Yeah my usual guy's out of town but there're definitely people around I know",
"The affidavit says <#> E Twiggs St, division g, courtroom <#> , <TIME> AM. I'll double check and text you again tomorrow",
"No need to ke qi... too bored izzit y suddenly thk of this...",
"Lol ... I really need to remember to eat when I'm drinking but I do appreciate you keeping me company that night babe *smiles*",
"So what about you. What do you remember",
"Get the door, I'm here",
"Any pain on urination any thing else?",
"Have you got Xmas radio times. If not i will get it now",
"Or better still can you catch her and let ask her if she can sell # for me.",
"Just looked it up and addie goes back Monday, sucks to be her",
"\\Are you comingdown later?\\\"\"",
"Thanx a lot...",
"ELLO BABE U OK?",
"Bugis oso near wat... ",
"dont make ne plans for nxt wknd coz she wants us to come down then ok",
"Tell them u have a headache and just want to use 1 hour of sick time.",
"Que pases un buen tiempo or something like that",
"Sez, hows u & de arab boy? Hope u r all good give my love 2 evry1 love ya eshxxxxxxxxxxx",
"at bruce b downs & fletcher now",
"K.k:)apo k.good movie.",
"We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us.. But what we forget is.. \\paths are made by walking.. not by waiting..\\\" Goodnight!\"",
"TELL HER I SAID NO THANKS.",
"Probably earlier than that if the station's where I think it is",
"G says you never answer your texts, confirm/deny",
"Speaking of does he have any cash yet?",
"Lol grr my mom is taking forever with my prescription. Pharmacy is like 2 minutes away. Ugh.",
"This pay is DECIMAL lakhs:)",
"In xam hall boy asked girl Tell me the starting term for dis answer I can den manage on my own After lot of hesitation n lookin around silently she said THE! intha ponnungale ipaditan;)",
"Night night, see you tomorrow",
"It's fine, imma get a drink or somethin. Want me to come find you?",
"Do 1 thing! Change that sentence into: Because i want 2 concentrate in my educational career im leaving here..",
"Nvm it's ok...",
"Hey leave it. not a big deal:-) take care.",
"I don't run away frm u... I walk slowly & it kills me that u don't care enough to stop me...",
"Even if he my friend he is a priest call him now",
"She was supposed to be but couldn't make it, she's still in town though",
"Where r e meeting tmr?",
"Petey boy whereare you me and all your friendsare in theKingshead come down if you canlove Nic",
"Hello.How u doing?What u been up 2?When will u b moving out of the flat, cos I will need to arrange to pick up the lamp, etc. Take care. Hello caroline!",
"No de. But call me after some time. Ill tell you k",
"Lol boo I was hoping for a laugh",
"I'll be at mu in like <#> seconds",
"Ill be there on <#> ok.",
"Howz pain?hope u r fine..",
"<#> ISH MINUTES WAS 5 MINUTES AGO. WTF.",
"Oh god. I'm gonna Google nearby cliffs now.",
"Can you do a mag meeting this avo at some point?",
"Does daddy have a bb now.",
"Just normal only here :)",
"Beautiful tomorrow never comes.. When it comes, it's already TODAY.. In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow don't waste your wonderful TODAY.. GOODMORNING:)",
"naughty little thought: 'its better to flirt, flirt n flirt, rather than loving someone n gettin hurt, hurt n hurt...:-) Gud nyt",
"Have a nice day my dear.",
"Indeed and by the way it was either or - not both !",
"Better than bb. If he wont use it, his wife will or them doctor",
"That would be great. We'll be at the Guild. Could meet on Bristol road or somewhere - will get in touch over weekend. Our plans take flight! Have a good week",
"I met you as a stranger and choose you as my friend. As long as the world stands, our friendship never ends. Lets be Friends forever!!! Gud nitz...",
"Lmao. Take a pic and send it to me.",
"JADE ITS PAUL. Y DIDNT U TXT ME? DO U REMEMBER ME FROM BARMED? I WANT 2 TALK 2 U! TXT ME",
"Hey darlin.. i can pick u up at college if u tell me wen & where 2 mt.. love Pete xx",
"Nope i'll come online now..",
"Okey doke. I'm at home, but not dressed cos laying around ill! Speak to you later bout times and stuff. ",
"Is ur changes 2 da report big? Cos i've already made changes 2 da previous report.",
"O we cant see if we can join denis and mina? Or does denis want alone time",
"Appt is at <TIME> am. Not my fault u don't listen. I told u twice",
"Good afternoon on this glorious anniversary day, my sweet J !! I hope this finds you happy and content, my Prey. I think of you and send a teasing kiss from across the sea coaxing images of fond souveniers ... You Cougar-Pen",
"Hi mate its RV did u hav a nice hol just a message 3 say hello coz haven\u2019t sent u 1 in ages started driving so stay off roads!RVx",
"Good afternoon, my love. It was good to see your words on YM and get your tm. Very smart move, my slave ... *smiles* ... I drink my coffee and await you.",
"Jus finish watching tv... U?",
"I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us",
"Yun ah.now _ wkg where?btw if _ go nus sc. wana specialise in wad?",
"Yun ah.the ubi one say if _ wan call by tomorrow.call 67441233 look for irene.ere only got bus8,22,65,61,66,382. Ubi cres,ubi tech park.6ph for 1st 5wkg days.\u032cn",
"You'd like that wouldn't you? Jerk!",
"U should have made an appointment",
"You need to get up. Now.",
"Alright, see you in a bit",
"chile, please! It's only a <DECIMAL> hour drive for me. I come down all the time and will be subletting feb-april for audition season.",
"I am late. I will be there at",
"_ and dont worry well have finished by march _ ish!",
"I.ll give her once i have it. Plus she said grinule greet you whenever we speak",
"You want to go? ",
"Got c... I lazy to type... I forgot _ in lect... I saw a pouch but like not v nice...",
"Yeah I can still give you a ride",
"Got c... I lazy to type... I forgot u in lect... I saw a pouch but like not v nice...",
"Hey... What time is your driving on fri? We go for evaluation on fri?",
"\\Its Ur luck to Love someone. Its Ur fortune to Love the one who Loves U. But",
"Somewhr someone is surely made 4 u. And God has decided a perfect time to make u meet dat person. . . . till den, . . . . . Enjoy ur crushes..!!!;-)",
"Today is ACCEPT DAY..U Accept me as? Brother Sister Lover Dear1 Best1 Clos1 Lvblefrnd Jstfrnd Cutefrnd Lifpartnr Belovd Swtheart Bstfrnd No rply means enemy",
"It's ok lar. U sleep early too... Nite...",
"How come?",
"Great! I have to run now so ttyl!",
"Just hopeing that wasnt too pissed up to remember and has gone off to his sisters or something!",
"Wait that's still not all that clear, were you not sure about me being sarcastic or that that's why x doesn't want to live with us",
"Back in brum! Thanks for putting us up and keeping us all and happy. See you soon ",
"LOL what happens in Vegas stays in vegas",
"Ok lor... But buy wat?",
"Thank You for calling.Forgot to say Happy Onam to you Sirji.I am fine here and remembered you when i met an insurance person.Meet You in Qatar Insha Allah.Rakhesh, ex Tata AIG who joined TISSCO,Tayseer.",
"I promise to take good care of you, princess. I have to run now. Please send pics when you get a chance. Ttyl!",
"We are at grandmas. Oh dear, u still ill? I felt terrible this morning but i think i am just hungover! Another night then. We leave on sat.",
"Call him and say you not coming today ok and tell them not to fool me like this ok",
"Good morning princess! How are you?",
"Den wat will e schedule b lk on sun?",
"Yes I posted a couple of pics on fb. There's still snow outside too. I'm just waking up :)",
"I'll meet you in the lobby",
"Oops my phone died and I didn't even know. Yeah I like it better.",
"Its not that time of the month nor mid of the time?",
"Eatin my lunch...",
"I wud never mind if u dont miss me or if u dont need me.. But u wil really hurt me wen u need me & u dont tell me......... Take care:-)",
"Crucify is c not s. You should have told me earlier.",
"Shall i come to get pickle",
"Aight I'll grab something to eat too, text me when you're back at mu",
"Where did u go? My phone is gonna die you have to stay in here",
"The battery is for mr adewale my uncle. Aka Egbon",
"R u sure they'll understand that! Wine * good idea just had a slurp!",
"Hi, my love! How goes that day? This morning I woke and dropped my cell on the way down the stairs but it seems alright ... *phews* I miss you !",
"I not at home now lei...",
"Wat makes u thk i'll fall down. But actually i thk i'm quite prone 2 falls. Lucky my dad at home i ask him come n fetch me already.",
"Yeah why not, is the gang all ready",
"I'll pick you up at about 5.15pm to go to taunton if you still want to come.",
"That's cool, I'll come by like # ish",
"I know a few people I can hit up and fuck to the yes",
"K tell me anything about you.",
"I have 2 sleeping bags, 1 blanket and paper and phone details. Anything else?",
"Just forced myself to eat a slice. I'm really not hungry tho. This sucks. Mark is getting worried. He knows I'm sick when I turn down pizza. Lol",
"No problem with the renewal. I.ll do it right away but i dont know his details.",
"Send to someone else :-)",
"CHEERS LOU! YEAH WAS A GOODNITE SHAME U NEVA CAME! C YA GAILxx",
"Eh u send wrongly lar...",
"Moji i love you more than words. Have a rich day",
"Arngd marriage is while u r walkin unfortuntly a snake bites u. bt love marriage is dancing in frnt of d snake & sayin Bite me, bite me.",
"Then i buy.",
"ALRITE HUNNY!WOT U UP 2 2NITE? DIDNT END UP GOIN DOWN TOWN JUS DA PUB INSTEAD! JUS CHILLIN AT DA MO IN ME BEDROOM!LOVE JEN XXX.",
"Babe, I'm answering you, can't you see me ? Maybe you'd better reboot YM ... I got the photo ... It's great !",
"We have sent JD for Customer Service cum Accounts Executive to ur mail id, For details contact us",
"I am in your office na.",
"Hiya, sorry didn't hav signal. I haven't seen or heard from and neither has, which is unusual in itself! I'll put on the case and get him to sort it out! Hugs and snogs.",
"No did you check? I got his detailed message now",
"Hello- thanx for taking that call. I got a job! Starts on monday!",
"Theoretically yeah, he could be able to come",
"Wot u up 2? Thout u were gonna call me!! Txt bak luv K",
"Yes:)sura in sun tv.:)lol.",
"Still i have not checked it da. . .",
" only send me the contents page...",
"No wonder... Cos i dun rem seeing a silver car... But i thk i saw a black one...",
"Ok lor. I ned 2 go toa payoh 4 a while 2 return smth u wan 2 send me there or wat?",
"Ok, be careful ! Don't text and drive !",
"Thanx 4 2day! U r a goodmate I THINK UR RITE SARY! ASUSUAL!1 U CHEERED ME UP! LOVE U FRANYxxxxx",
"Please don't text me anymore. I have nothing else to say.",
"Host-based IDPS for linux systems.",
"How's it going? Got any exciting karaoke type activities planned? I'm debating whether to play football this eve. Feeling lazy though.",
"I'm not coming home 4 dinner.",
"He said that he had a right giggle when he saw u again! You would possibly be the first person2die from NVQ, but think how much you could for! ",
"If I was I wasn't paying attention",
"That means you got an A in epi, she.s fine. She.s here now.",
"I think if he rule tamilnadu..then its very tough for our people.",
"Happy new year. Hope you are having a good semester",
"Ok thats cool. Its , just off either raglan rd or edward rd. Behind the cricket ground. Gimme ring when ur closeby see you tuesday.",
"Oh yeah I forgot. U can only take 2 out shopping at once.",
"Hey i'm bored... So i'm thinking of u... So wat r u doing?",
"Please reserve ticket on saturday eve from chennai to thirunelvali and again from tirunelvali to chennai on sunday eve...i already see in net..no ticket available..i want to book ticket through tackle ..",
"Yeah jay's sort of a retard",
"What i mean is do they come chase you out when its over or is it stated you can watch as many movies as you want.",
"Oh ok..",
"Then dun wear jeans lor...",
"Well that must be a pain to catch",
"I sent you the prices and do you mean the <#> g,",
"She doesnt need any test.",
"They released vday shirts and when u put it on it makes your bottom half naked instead of those white underwear.",
"When _ login dat time... Dad fetching _ home now?",
"When u login dat time... Dad fetching u home now?",
"Its reassuring, in this crazy world.",
"Sir, i am waiting for your call, once free please call me.",
"Just got to #",
"Shall i start from hear.",
"Will it help if we propose going back again tomorrow",
"Minimum walk is 3miles a day.",
"Oh is it? Send me the address",
"What you did in leave.",
"I'm serious. You are in the money base",
"It's cool, let me know before it kicks off around <#> , I'll be out and about all day",
"I got another job! The one at the hospital doing data analysis or something, starts on monday! Not sure when my thesis will got finished",
"Dont kick coco when he's down",
"First answer my question.",
"I'm going 2 orchard now laready me reaching soon. U reaching?",
"Well. Balls. Time to make calls",
"It's \u0329 only $140 ard... rest all ard $180 at least...Which is \u0329 price 4 \u0329 2 bedrm ($900)",
"Yup n her fren lor. I'm meeting my fren at 730.",
"Well then you have a great weekend!",
"Oi when you gonna ring",
"Let me know when you've got the money so carlos can make the call",
"But my family not responding for anything. Now am in room not went to home for diwali but no one called me and why not coming. It makes me feel like died.",
"Let Ur Heart Be Ur Compass Ur Mind Ur Map Ur Soul Ur Guide And U Will Never loose in world....gnun - Sent via WAY2SMS.COM",
"Then ur sis how?",
"Should I head straight there or what",
"Thank you baby! I cant wait to taste the real thing...",
"You're gonna have to be way more specific than that",
"Argh why is nobody in town ;_;",
"I am waiting for your call sir.",
"New Theory: Argument wins d SITUATION, but loses the PERSON. So dont argue with ur friends just.. . . . kick them & say, I'm always correct.!",
"I'm still pretty weak today .. Bad day ?",
"Its so common hearin How r u? Wat r u doing? How was ur day? So let me ask u something different. Did u smile today? If not, do it now.... Gud evng.",
"Hey mr and I are going to the sea view and having a couple of gays I mean games! Give me a bell when ya finish ",
"K, if u bored up just come to my home..",
"I will come with karnan car. Please wait till 6pm will directly goto doctor.",
"Hi, Mobile no. <#> has added you in their contact list on www.fullonsms.com It s a great place to send free sms to people For more visit fullonsms.com",
"Argh why the fuck is nobody in town ;_;",
"Yeah like if it goes like it did with my friends imma flip my shit in like half an hour",
"Awesome, plan to get here any time after like <#> , I'll text you details in a wee bit",
"K:)k:)what are detail you want to transfer?acc no enough?",
"Sure, if I get an acknowledgement from you that it's astoundingly tactless and generally faggy to demand a blood oath fo",
"Wow ... I love you sooo much, you know ? I can barely stand it ! I wonder how your day goes and if you are well, my love ... I think of you and miss you",
"U havent lost me ill always b here 4u.i didnt intend 2 hurt u but I never knew how u felt about me when Iwas+marine&thats what itried2tell urmom.i careabout u",
"Response is one of d powerful weapon 2 occupy a place in others 'HEART'... So, always give response 2 who cares 4 U... Gud night..swt dreams..take care",
"I tot u reach liao. He said t-shirt.",
"Oh ya ya. I remember da. .",
"K.i will send in <#> min:)",
"But pls dont play in others life.",
"Can i meet u at 5.. As 4 where depends on where u wan 2 in lor..",
"How are you babes. Hope your doing ok. I had a bad nights sleep. I fell asleep at 5.I\u2019m knackered and i\u2019m dreading work tonight. What are thou upto tonight. X",
"Match started.india # for 2",
"\\HEY DAS COOL... IKNOW ALL 2 WELLDA PERIL OF STUDENTFINANCIAL CRISIS!SPK 2 U L8R.\\\"\"",
"Wat would u like 4 ur birthday?",
"Tell me they're female :V how're you throwing in? We're deciding what all to get now",
"U meet other fren dun wan meet me ah... Muz b a guy rite...",
"My friend just got here and says he's upping his order by a few grams (he's got $ <#> ), when can you get here?",
"Wot is u up 2 then bitch?",
"WOT U WANNA DO THEN MISSY?",
"Thanks for understanding. I've been trying to tell sura that.",
"I got like $ # , I can get some more later though. Get whatever you feel like",
"No..few hours before.went to hair cut .",
"make that 3! 4 fucks sake?! x",
"Do _ all wan 2 meet up n combine all the parts? How's da rest of da project going?",
"Do u all wan 2 meet up n combine all the parts? How's da rest of da project going?",
"Pathaya enketa maraikara pa'",
"What i told before i tell. Stupid hear after i wont tell anything to you. You dad called to my brother and spoken. Not with me.",
"K:)k:)good:)study well.",
"About <#> bucks. The banks fees are fixed. Better to call the bank and find out.",
"1.20 that call cost. Which i guess isnt bad. Miss ya, need ya, want ya, love ya",
"I wud never mind if u dont miss me or if u dont need me.. But u wil really hurt me wen u need me & u dont tell me......... Take care:-)",
"Am not working but am up to eyes in philosophy so will text u later when a bit more free for chat...",
"Hey no I ad a crap nite was borin without ya 2 boggy with me u boring biatch! Thanx but u wait til nxt time il ave ya ",
"Dear where you will be when i reach there",
"Been running but only managed 5 minutes and then needed oxygen! Might have to resort to the roller option!",
"I (Career Tel) have added u as a contact on INDYAROCKS.COM to send FREE SMS. To remove from phonebook - sms NO to #",
"either way works for me. I am <#> years old. Hope that doesnt bother you.",
"I'm done...",
"I'm home...",
"For you information, IKEA is spelled with all caps. That is not yelling. when you thought i had left you, you were sitting on the bed among the mess when i came in. i said we were going after you got home from class. please don't try and bullshit me. It makes me want to listen to you less.",
"I wil be there with in <#> minutes. Got any space",
"Oh all have to come ah?",
"Hello. Sort of out in town already. That . So dont rush home, I am eating nachos. Will let you know eta.",
"Would me smoking you out help us work through this difficult time",
"I will come to ur home now",
"U buy newspapers already?",
"Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.",
"Please da call me any mistake from my side sorry da. Pls da goto doctor.",
"I\u20ac\u02dcll have a look at the frying pan in case it\u20ac\u02dcs cheap or a book perhaps. No that\u20ac\u02dcs silly a frying pan isn\u20ac\u02dct likely to be a book",
"Just chill for another 6hrs. If you could sleep the pain is not a surgical emergency so see how it unfolds. Okay",
"Well thats nice. Too bad i cant eat it",
"\\Im on gloucesterroad what are uup to later?\\\"\"",
"Does not operate after # or what",
"I got your back! Do you have any dislikes in bed?",
"Dear,Me at cherthala.in case u r coming cochin pls call bfore u start.i shall also reach accordingly.or tell me which day u r coming.tmorow i am engaged ans its holiday.",
"Tell dear what happen to you. Why you talking to me like an alian",
"Me also da, i feel yesterday night wait til 2day night dear.",
"U gd lor go shopping i got stuff to do. U wan 2 watch infernal affairs a not? Come lar...",
"I just made some payments so dont have that much. Sorry. Would you want it fedex or the other way.",
"Not getting anywhere with this damn job hunting over here!",
"Sac will score big hundred.he is set batsman:-)",
"The guy (kadeem) hasn't been selling since the break, I know one other guy but he's paranoid as fuck and doesn't like selling without me there and I can't be up there til late tonight",
"If anyone calls for a treadmill say you'll buy it. Make sure its working. I found an ad on Craigslist selling for $ <#> .",
"Today is song dedicated day.. Which song will u dedicate for me? Send this to all ur valuable frnds but first rply me...",
"No drama Pls.i have had enough from you and family while i am struggling in the hot sun in a strange place.No reason why there should be an ego of not going 'IF NOT INVITED' when actually its necessity to go.wait for very serious reppurcussions.",
"A lot of this sickness thing going round. Take it easy. Hope u feel better soon. Lol",
"I told that am coming on wednesday.",
"I just really need before tomorrow and I know you won't be awake before like 6",
"I keep ten rs in my shelf:) buy two egg.",
"Looks like you found something to do other than smoke, great job!",
"And by when you're done I mean now",
"C movie is juz last minute decision mah. Juz watch 2 lar but i tot _ not interested.",
"C movie is juz last minute decision mah. Juz watch 2 lar but i tot u not interested.",
"meet you in corporation st outside gap _ you can see how my mind is working!",
"Okay but i thought you were the expert",
"India have to take lead:)",
"WOT STUDENT DISCOUNT CAN U GET ON BOOKS?",
"Aight text me when you're back at mu and I'll swing by, need somebody to get the door for me",
"Are you going to write ccna exam this week??",
"When should I come over?",
"As if i wasn't having enough trouble sleeping.",
"U reach orchard already? U wan 2 go buy tickets first?",
"Thank you. do you generally date the brothas?",
"Shb b ok lor... Thanx...",
"I sent lanre fakeye's Eckankar details to the mail box",
"Thats cool. i liked your photos. You are very sexy!",
"Not..tel software name..",
"Busy here. Trying to finish for new year. I am looking forward to finally meeting you...",
"great princess! I love giving and receiving oral. Doggy style is my fave position. How about you? I enjoy making love <#> times per night :)",
"Hai ana tomarrow am coming on morning. <DECIMAL> ill be there in sathy then we ll go to RTO office. Reply me after came to home.",
"Hmm. Shall i bring a bottle of wine to keep us amused? Just joking! I'll still bring a bottle. Red or white? See you tomorrow",
"Hey sexy buns! What of that day? No word from you this morning on YM ... :-( ... I think of you",
"X2 <#> . Are you going to get that",
"Thanks honey. Have a great day.",
"I haven't forgotten you, i might have a couple bucks to send you tomorrow, k? I love ya too",
"I can take you at like noon",
"Sorry da..today i wont come to play..i have driving clas..",
"What's happening with you. Have you gotten a job and have you begun registration for permanent residency",
"Just woke up. Yeesh its late. But I didn't fall asleep til <#> am :/",
"We are pleased to inform that your application for Airtel Broadband is processed successfully. Your installation will happen within 3 days.",
"Height of recycling: Read twice- People spend time for earning money and the same money is spent for spending time!;-) Good morning.. keep smiling:-)",
"Awesome, I'll see you in a bit",
"Still in customer place",
"What's your room number again? Wanna make sure I'm knocking on the right door",
"Meet after lunch la...",
"Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU & I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people & u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...",
"Princess, is your kitty shaved or natural?",
"In case you wake up wondering where I am, I forgot I have to take care of something for grandma today, should be done before the parade",
"u wait 4 me in sch i finish ard 5..",
"Hi its me you are probably having too much fun to get this message but i thought id txt u cos im bored! and james has been farting at me all night",
"A pure hearted person can have a wonderful smile that makes even his/her enemies to feel guilty for being an enemy.. So catch the world with your smile..:) GOODMORNING & HAVE A SMILEY SUNDAY..:)",
"No sir. That's why i had an 8-hr trip on the bus last week. Have another audition next wednesday but i think i might drive this time.",
"Hows the champ just leaving glasgow!",
"Hello, my boytoy! I made it home and my constant thought is of you, my love. I hope your having a nice visit but I can't wait till you come home to me ...*kiss*",
"How are you doing? Hope you've settled in for the new school year. Just wishin you a gr8 day",
"Lol please do. Actually send a pic of yourself right now. I wanna see. Pose with a comb and hair dryer or something.",
"Great comedy..cant stop laughing da:)",
"Havent planning to buy later. I check already lido only got 530 show in e afternoon. U finish work already?",
"Mum ask _ to buy food home...",
"How long does applebees take",
"Aiyar u so poor thing... I give u my support k... Jia you! I'll think of u...",
"I get out of class in bsn in like <#> minutes, you know where advising is?",
"I'm tired of arguing with you about this week after week. Do what you want and from now on, i'll do the same.",
"It's \u00c3\u00a9 only $140 ard...\u00c3\u2030 rest all ard $180 at least...Which is \u00c3\u00a9 price 4 \u00c3\u00a9 2 bedrm ($900)",
"Hi neva worry bout da truth coz the truth will lead me 2 ur heart. It\u2019s the least a unique person like u deserve. Sleep tight or morning",
"Yes princess! I want to make you happy...",
"I'm working technical support :)voice process.",
"Hey tmr maybe can meet you at yck",
"You do got a shitload of diamonds though",
"Or just do that 6times",
"Or better still can you catch her and let ask her if she can sell <#> for me.",
"What time do u get out?",
"Sorry * was at the grocers.",
"How dare you stupid. I wont tell anything to you. Hear after i wont talk to you:-.",
"CERI U REBEL! SWEET DREAMZ ME LITTLE BUDDY!! C YA 2MORO! WHO NEEDS BLOKES",
"Hey! do u fancy meetin me at 4 at cha \u2013 hav a lil beverage on me. if not txt or ring me and we can meet up l8r. quite tired got in at 3 v.pist ;) love Pete x x x",
"When you came to hostel.",
"Yeah so basically any time next week you can get away from your mom & get up before 3",
"I've been searching for the right words to thank you for this breather. I promise i wont take your help for granted and will fulfil my promise. You have been wonderful and a blessing at all times.",
"I dont have any of your file in my bag..i was in work when you called me.i 'll tell you if i find anything in my room.",
"On the road so cant txt",
"Apps class varaya elaya.",
"A boy was late 2 home. His father: POWER OF FRNDSHIP",
"Hi mom we might be back later than <#> ",
"Hey now am free you can call me.",
"I am not at all happy with what you saying or doing",
"They r giving a second chance to rahul dengra.",
"I miss you so much I'm so desparate I have recorded the message you left for me the other day and listen to it just to hear the sound of your voice. I love you",
"That depends. How would you like to be treated? :)",
"I'm so in love with you. I'm excited each day i spend with you. You make me so happy.",
"Yetunde i'm in class can you not run water on it to make it ok. Pls now.",
"Get down in gandhipuram and walk to cross cut road. Right side # street road and turn at first right.",
"U say leh... Of course nothing happen lar. Not say v romantic jus a bit only lor. I thk e nite scenery not so nice leh.",
"Height of \\Oh shit....!!\\\" situation: A guy throws a luv letter on a gal but falls on her brothers head whos a gay",
"Ups which is 3days also, and the shipping company that takes 2wks. The other way is usps which takes a week but when it gets to lag you may have to bribe nipost to get your stuff.",
"Hey loverboy! I love you !! I had to tell ... I look at your picture and ache to feel you between my legs ... Fuck I want you ... I need you ... I crave you .",
"My love ... I hope your not doing anything drastic. Don't you dare sell your pc or your phone ...",
"Ola would get back to you maybe not today but I ve told him you can be his direct link in the US in getting cars he bids for online, you arrange shipping and you get a cut. Or U????? For a partnership where U????? Invest money for shipping and he takes care of the rest!U??Wud b self reliant soon dnt worry",
"I am sorry it hurt you.",
"Just got up. have to be out of the room very soon. .... i hadn't put the clocks back til at 8 i shouted at everyone to get up and then realised it was 7. wahay. another hour in bed.",
"She's good. How are you. Where r u working now",
"K I'll be sure to get up before noon and see what's what",
"it's still not working. And this time i also tried adding zeros. That was the savings. The checking is # ",
"K, my roommate also wants a dubsack and another friend may also want some so plan on bringing extra, I'll tell you when they know for sure",
"I dont have that much image in class.",
"I will reach before ten morning",
"Just arrived, see you in a couple days <3",
"Actually nvm, got hella cash, we still on for <#> ish?",
"You bad girl. I can still remember them",
"Hey. You got any mail?",
"Well obviously not because all the people in my cool college life went home ;_;",
"Oops, I'll let you know when my roommate's done",
"S.i think he is waste for rr..",
"Fuuuuck I need to stop sleepin, sup",
"From here after The performance award is calculated every two month.not for current one month period..",
"I will vote for wherever my heart guides me",
"I tot u outside cos darren say u come shopping. Of course we nice wat. We jus went sim lim look at mp3 player.",
"Dont show yourself. How far. Put new pictures up on facebook.",
"Then we gotta do it after that",
"Can you pls send me that company name. In saibaba colany",
"When you are big..| God will bring success.",
"What type of stuff do you sing?",
"Finally the match heading towards draw as your prediction.",
"Are you willing to go for aptitude class.",
"Total video converter free download type this in google search:)",
"Prof: you have passed in all the papers in this sem congrats . . . . Student: Enna kalaachutaarama..!! Prof:???? Gud mrng!",
"Ok.ok ok..then..whats ur todays plan",
"Apart from the one i told you about yesterday?",
"Okey dokey, ill be over in a bit just sorting some stuff out.",
"Thanks for being there for me just to talk to on saturday. You are very dear to me. I cherish having you as a brother and role model.",
"I AM AT A PARTY WITH ALEX NICHOLS",
"Miss call miss call khelate kintu opponenter miss call dhorte lage. Thats d rule. One with great phone receiving quality wins.",
"All these nice new shirts and the only thing I can wear them to is nudist themed ;_; you in mu?",
"Just gettin a bit arty with my collages at the mo, well tryin 2 ne way! Got a roast in a min lovely i shall enjoy that!",
"Good good, billy mates all gone. Just been jogging, again! Did enjoy concert?",
"Sorry i'm not free...",
"* You gonna ring this weekend or wot?",
"Oh dang! I didn't mean o send that to you! Lol!",
"THIS IS A LONG SHOWR",
"Is there any movie theatre i can go to and watch unlimited movies and just pay once?",
"Anything lor... U decide...",
"And of course you should make a stink!",
"I wanted to ask _ to wait 4 me to finish lect. Cos my lect finishes in an hour anyway.",
"Jay wants to work out first, how's 4 sound?",
"Gud mrng dear have a nice day",
"No plm i will come da. On the way.",
"That means from february to april i'll be getting a place to stay down there so i don't have to hustle back and forth during audition season as i have since my sister moved away from harlem.",
"Dont worry, 1 day very big lambu ji vl come..til then enjoy batchlor party:-)",
"Taka lor. Wat time u wan 2 come n look 4 us?",
"Are you comingdown later?",
"u thk of wat to eat tonight.",
"Just seeing your missed call my dear brother. Do have a gr8 day.",
"Mmmmmm ... I love you,so much, Ahmad ... I can't wait for this year to begin as every second takes me closer to being at your side. Happy New Year, my love!!",
"Yeah I'll try to scrounge something up",
"No idea, I guess we'll work that out an hour after we're supposed to leave since as usual nobody has any interest in figuring stuff out before the last second",
"Alrite jod hows the revision goin? Keris bin doin a smidgin. N e way u wanna cum over after college?xx",
"A gram usually runs like # , a half eighth is smarter though and gets you almost a whole second gram for #",
"Depends on quality. If you want the type i sent boye, faded glory, then about 6. If you want ralphs maybe 2",
"Mine here like all fr china then so noisy.",
"I thank you so much for all you do with selflessness. I love you plenty.",
"They can try! They can get lost, in fact. Tee hee",
"Its sunny in california. The weather's just cool",
"I always chat with you. In fact i need money can you raise me?",
"Thanks da thangam, i feel very very happy dear. I also miss you da.",
"Nope thats fine. I might have a nap tho! ",
"Thank u. IT BETTER WORK OUT CAUSE I WILL FEEL USED OTHERWISE",
"I'm fine. Hope you are good. Do take care.",
"Nt yet chikku..simple habba..hw abt u?",
"2 and half years i missed your friendship:-)",
"Ok i go change also...",
"True. Its easier with her here.",
"Oh fine, I'll be by tonight",
"Haha get used to driving to usf man, I know a lot of stoners",
"I jus hope its true that missin me cos i'm really missin him! You haven't done anything to feel guilty about, yet.",
"I'm there and I can see you, but you can't see me ? Maybe you should reboot ym ? I seen the buzz",
"I'll be in sch fr 4-6... I dun haf da book in sch... It's at home...",
" wait 4 me in sch i finish ard 5..",
"That is wondarfull song",
"Sounds like you have many talents! would you like to go on a dinner date next week?",
"I don wake since. I checked that stuff and saw that its true no available spaces. Pls call the embassy or send a mail to them.",
"What is the plural of the noun research?",
"I had it already..sabarish asked me to go..",
"Hi im having the most relaxing time ever! we have to get up at 7am every day! was the party good the other night? I get home tomorrow at 5ish.",
"Its good to hear from you",
"Yeah you should. I think you can use your gt atm now to register. Not sure but if there's anyway i can help let me know. But when you do be sure you are ready.",
"Then u wait 4 me at bus stop aft ur lect lar. If i dun c u then i go get my car then come back n pick u.",
"Going for dinner.msg you after.",
"idc get over here, you are not weaseling your way out of this shit twice in a row",
"yeah, that's what I was thinking",
"No. I dont want to hear anything",
"I.ll get there tomorrow and send it to you",
"alright tyler's got a minor crisis and has to be home sooner than he thought so be here asap",
"Tell me something. Thats okay.",
"Yup i'm free...",
"No problem. How are you doing?",
"U still going to the mall?",
"I wanted to wish you a Happy New Year and I wanted to talk to you about some legal advice to do with when Gary and I split but in person. I'll make a trip to Ptbo for that. I hope everything is good with you babe and I love ya :)",
"Da is good good player.why he is unsold.",
"Ya! when are _ taking ure practical lessons? I start in june.. ",
"Ok pa. Nothing problem:-)",
"Ya! when are u taking ure practical lessons? I start in june.. ",
"Like <#> , same question",
"Super da:)good replacement for murali",
"I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of <#> Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. <#> lacs..thats my prob",
"Erutupalam thandiyachu",
"Y she dun believe leh? I tot i told her it's true already. I thk she muz c us tog then she believe.",
"Yup i thk so until e shop closes lor.",
"Okie.. Thanx..",
"Then we wait 4 u lor... No need 2 feel bad lar...",
"Hi its in durban are you still on this number",
"True dear..i sat to pray evening and felt so.so i sms'd you in some time...",
"K, wait chikku..il send aftr # mins",
"This is one of the days you have a billion classes, right?",
"Why must we sit around and wait for summer days to celebrate. Such a magical sight when the worlds dressed in white. Oooooh let there be snow.",
"Hmmm.still we dont have opener?",
"Hope you\u2019re not having too much fun without me!! see u tomorrow love jess x",
"I want to sent <#> mesages today. Thats y. Sorry if i hurts",
"Hey... are you going to quit soon? Xuhui and i working till end of the month ",
"I think chennai well settled?",
"Pls speak with me. I wont ask anything other then you friendship.",
"Then what about further plan?",
"Actually fuck that, just do whatever, do find an excuse to be in tampa at some point before january though",
"You do got a lot of diamonds though",
"Bring tat cd don forget",
"i dnt wnt to tlk wid u",
"u predict wat time u'll finish buying?",
"Dai i downloaded but there is only exe file which i can only run that exe after installing.",
"An excellent thought by a misundrstud frnd: I knw u hate me bt the day wen u'll knw the truth u'll hate urself:-( Gn:-)",
"Lol no. Just trying to make your day a little more interesting",
"Babe, I'm back ... Come back to me ...",
"Yup next stop.",
"Tmr then u brin lar... Aiya later i come n c lar... Mayb u neva set properly u got da help sheet wif u...",
"I keep seeing weird stuff and bein all woah then realising it's actually reasonable and I'm all oh",
"Well welp is sort of a semiobscure internet thing",
"Long after I quit. I get on only like 5 minutes a day as it is.",
"Hi the way I was with u 2day, is the normal way&this is the real me. UR unique&I hope I know u 4 the rest of mylife. Hope u find wot was lost.",
"Hmmm... Guess we can go 4 kb n power yoga... Haha, dunno we can tahan power yoga anot... Thk got lo oso, forgot liao...",
"No da:)he is stupid da..always sending like this:)don believe any of those message.pandy is a mental:)",
"Yun buying... But school got offer 2000 plus only...",
"sorry brah, just finished the last of my exams, what up",
"Superb Thought- Be grateful that u dont have everything u want. That means u still have an opportunity to be happier tomorrow than u are today.:-)",
"Me n him so funny...",
"Mode men or have you left.",
"it's still not working. And this time i also tried adding zeros. That was the savings. The checking is <#> ",
"My birthday is on feb <#> da. .",
"Sounds good, keep me posted",
"Who u talking about?",
"I got like $ <#> , I can get some more later though. Get whatever you feel like",
"Hope you are having a great day.",
"Thanks chikku..:-) gud nyt:-*",
"I am real, baby! I want to bring out your inner tigress...",
"Teach me apps da. When you come to college.",
"How much you got for cleaning",
"Nope. I just forgot. Will show next week",
"Havent shopping now lor i juz arrive only",
"Aight should I just plan to come up later tonight?",
"Ahhh. Work. I vaguely remember that! What does it feel like? Lol",
"Alright, we're all set here, text the man",
"Wow didn't think it was that common. I take it all back ur not a freak! Unless u chop it off:-)",
"Oh...i asked for fun. Haha...take care. _",
"Uncle boye. I need movies oh. Guide me. Plus you know torrents are not particularly legal here. And the system is slowing down. What should i do. Have a gr8 day. Plus have you started cos i dont meet you online. How was the honey moon.",
"A guy who gets used but is too dumb to realize it.",
"Oh...i asked for fun. Haha...take care. u",
"Oh ok wait 4 me there... My lect havent finish",
"If india win or level series means this is record:)",
"Send this to ur friends and receive something about ur voice..... How is my speaking expression? 1.childish 2.naughty 3.Sentiment 4.rowdy 5.ful of attitude 6.romantic 7.shy 8.Attractive 9.funny # .irritating # .lovable. reply me..",
"Open rebtel with firefox. When it loads just put plus sign in the user name place, and it will show you two numbers. The lower number is my number. Once you pick that number the pin will display okay!",
"Need a coffee run tomo?Can't believe it's that time of week already",
"Anyway i'm going shopping on my own now. Cos my sis not done yet. Dun disturb u liao.",
"When you get free, call me",
"Or _ go buy wif him then i meet _ later can?",
"Thats a bit weird, even ?- where is the do supposed to be happening? But good idea, sure they will be in pub!",
"After my work ah... Den 6 plus lor... U workin oso rite... Den go orchard lor, no other place to go liao...",
"Dont know supports srt i thnk. I think ps3 can play through usb too",
"No. Thank you. You've been wonderful",
"Hi! You just spoke to MANEESHA V. We'd like to know if you were satisfied with the experience. Reply Toll Free with Yes or No.",
"7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st Ur Lovely Friendship... good morning dear",
"Package all your programs well",
"Dont know you bring some food",
"Yes i think so. I am in office but my lap is in room i think thats on for the last few days. I didnt shut that down",
"They have a thread on the wishlist section of the forums where ppl post nitro requests. Start from the last page and collect from the bottom up.",
"I havent add _ yet right.. ",
"I havent add u yet right.. ",
"LOL that would be awesome payback.",
"I'm eatin now lor, but goin back to work soon... E mountain deer show huh... I watch b4 liao, very nice...",
"i see. When we finish we have loads of loans to pay",
"Tyler (getting an 8th) has to leave not long after 9, can you get here in like an hour?",
"Gudnite....tc...practice going on",
"A gram usually runs like <#> , a half eighth is smarter though and gets you almost a whole second gram for <#>",
"My painful personal thought- I always try to keep everybody happy all the time. But nobody recognises me when i am alone",
"Im in inperialmusic listening2the weirdest track ever byleafcutter john-sounds like insects being molested&someone plumbing,remixed by evil men on acid!",
"I not free today i haf 2 pick my parents up tonite...",
"Haha... They cant what... At the most tmr forfeit... haha so how?",
"Now u sound like manky scouse boy steve,like! I is travelling on da bus home.wot has u inmind 4 recreation dis eve?",
"Just hopeing that wasn\u20ac\u02dct too pissed up to remember and has gone off to his sisters or something!",
"Once a fishrman woke early in d mrng. It was very dark. He waited a while & found a sack ful of stones. He strtd throwin thm in2 d sea 2 pass time. Atlast he had jus 1stone, sun rose up & he found out tht those r nt stones, those were diamonds. Moral:Dont wake up early in d mrng'' GOOD night",
"How was txting and driving",
"Dun need to use dial up juz open da browser n surf...",
"Beautiful truth : Expression of the face could Be seen by everyone... But the depression of heart Could be understood only By the Loved ones.. Gud Ni8;-)",
" got wat to buy tell us then _ no need to come in again.",
"Ok.. u finishing soon?",
"The sign of maturity is not when we start saying big things.. But actually it is, when we start understanding small things... *HAVE A NICE EVENING* BSLVYL",
"Sun ah... Thk mayb can if dun have anythin on... Thk have to book e lesson... E pilates is at orchard mrt u noe hor... ",
"Greetings me, ! Consider yourself excused.",
"Pls speak to that customer machan.",
"Hello which the site to download songs its urgent pls",
"Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when sum1 Hurts U Smile becoz SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling!!",
"Is that what time you want me to come?",
"Yes.i'm in office da:)",
"Cold. Dont be sad dear",
"Would really appreciate if you call me. Just need someone to talk to.",
"When are you guys leaving?",
"Msgs r not time pass.They silently say that I am thinking of U right now and also making U think of me at least 4 a moment. Gd nt.swt drms @Shesil",
"1. Tension face 2. Smiling face 3. Waste face 4. Innocent face 5.Terror face 6.Cruel face 7.Romantic face 8.Lovable face 9.decent face <#> .joker face.",
"Al he does is moan at me if n e thin goes wrong its my fault&al de arguments r my fault&fed up of him of himso y bother? Hav 2go, thanx.xx",
", , and picking them up from various points | going 2 yeovil | and they will do the motor project 4 3 hours | and then u take them home. || 12 2 5.30 max. || Very easy",
"Den only weekdays got special price... Haiz... Cant eat liao... Cut nails oso muz wait until i finish drivin wat, lunch still muz eat wat... ",
"sry can't talk on phone, with parents",
"I'm in chennai velachery:)",
"I dont want to hear anything",
"My fri ah... Okie lor,goin 4 my drivin den go shoppin after tt...",
"Don no da:)whats you plan?",
"Yo! Howz u? girls never rang after india. L",
"I jokin oni lar.. busy then i wun disturb _.",
"No need for the drug anymore.",
"Dun b sad.. It's over.. Dun thk abt it already. Concentrate on ur other papers k.",
"How much u trying to get?",
"Ok... Ur typical reply...",
"Sorry, I guess whenever I can get a hold of my connections, maybe an hour or two? I'll text you",
"I can ask around but there's not a lot in terms of mids up here",
"Abeg, make profit. But its a start. Are you using it to get sponsors for the next event?",
"Yeah I think my usual guy's still passed out from last night, if you get ahold of anybody let me know and I'll throw down",
"Hey sexy buns ! Have I told you ? I adore you, loverboy. I hope you remember to thank your sister in law for those meatballs *grins* ... i love you, babe",
"She.s good. She was wondering if you wont say hi but she.s smiling now. So how are you coping with the long distance",
"Isn't frnd a necesity in life? imagine urself witout a frnd.. hw'd u feel at ur colleg? wat'll u do wth ur cell? wat abt functions? thnk abt events espe'll cared, missed & irritated u? 4wrd it to all those dear-loving frnds wthout whom u cant live.. I jst did it.. Takecare..:) GOODMORNING",
"Already one guy loving you:-.",
"For The First Time In The History 'Need' 'Comfort' And 'Luxury' Are Sold At Same Price In India..!! Onion-Rs. <#> Petrol-Rs. <#> Beer-Rs. <#> SHESIL <#>",
"You have got tallent but you are wasting.",
"Then u ask dad to pick u up lar... u wan 2 stay until 6 meh...",
"Ha! I wouldn't say that I just didn't read anything into way u seemed. I don't like 2 be judgemental....i save that for fridays in the pub!",
"Good evening Sir, hope you are having a nice day. I wanted to bring it to your notice that I have been late in paying rent for the past few months and have had to pay a $ # charge. I felt it would be inconsiderate of me to nag about something you give at great cost to yourself and that's why i didnt speak up. I however am in a recession and wont be able to pay the charge this month hence my askin well ahead of month's end. Can you please help. Thank you for everything.",
"Yes, princess. Toledo.",
"She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,",
"Forgot it takes me 3 years to shower, sorry. Where you at/your phone dead yet?",
"Ok then i'll let him noe later n ask him call u tmr...",
"Did u turn on the heater? The heater was on and set to # degrees.",
"Two fundamentals of cool life: Walk, like you are the KING...! OR Walk like you Dont care,whoever is the KING!... Gud nyt",
"Hey babe, how's it going ? Did you ever figure out where your going for New Years ?",
"Hi.:)technical support.providing assistance to us customer through call and email:)",
"But you were together so you should be thinkin about him",
"Have you heard about that job? I'm going to that wildlife talk again tonight if u want2come. Its that2worzels and a wizzle or whatever it is?! ",
"Im done. Just studyn in library",
"Ill be at yours in about 3 mins but look out for me",
"Lol ... I knew that .... I saw him in the dollar store",
"Well good morning mr . Hows london treatin' ya treacle?",
"Rofl. Its true to its name",
"staff.science.nus.edu.sg/~phyhcmk/teaching/pc1323",
"Did you stitch his trouser",
"What to think no one saying clearly. Ok leave no need to ask her. I will go if she come or not",
"Eat jap done oso aft ur lect wat... u got lect at 12 rite... ",
"The last thing i ever wanted to do was hurt you. And i didn't think it would have. You'd laugh, be embarassed, delete the tag and keep going. But as far as i knew, it wasn't even up. The fact that you even felt like i would do it to hurt you shows you really don't know me at all. It was messy wednesday, but it wasn't bad. The problem i have with it is you HAVE the time to clean it, but you choose not to. You skype, you take pictures, you sleep, you want to go out. I don't mind a few things here and there, but when you don't make the bed, when you throw laundry on top of it, when i can't have a friend in the house because i'm embarassed that there's underwear and bras strewn on the bed, pillows on the floor, that's something else. You used to be good about at least making the bed.",
"Bloody hell, cant believe you forgot my surname Mr . Ill give u a clue, its spanish and begins with m... ",
"Can't. I feel nauseous. I'm so pissed. I didn't eat any sweets all week cause today I was planning to pig out. I was dieting all week. And now I'm not hungry :/",
"What i mean was i left too early to check, cos i'm working a 9-6.",
"here is my new address -apples&pairs&all that malarky",
"HEY GIRL. HOW R U? HOPE U R WELL ME AN DEL R BAK! AGAIN LONG TIME NO C! GIVE ME A CALL SUM TIME FROM LUCYxx",
"Are you there in room.",
"Oh really? perform, write a paper, go to a movie AND be home by midnight, huh?",
"Oops i thk i dun haf enuff... I go check then tell _..",
"Waaaat?? Lololo ok next time then!",
"Sorry light turned green, I meant another friend wanted # worth but he may not be around",
"Dude ive been seeing a lotta corvettes lately",
"Jason says it's cool if we pick some up from his place in like an hour",
"Dunno i juz askin cos i got a card got 20% off 4 a salon called hair sense so i tot it's da one _ cut ur hair. ",
"hey, looks like I was wrong and one of the kappa guys numbers is still on my phone, if you want I can text him and see if he's around",
"Super msg da:)nalla timing.",
"Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose.",
"Ok i found dis pierre cardin one which looks normal costs 20 its on sale.",
"Can do lor...",
"He is impossible to argue with and he always treats me like his sub, like he never released me ... Which he did and I will remind him of that if necessary",
"Dai # naal eruku.",
"Now i'm going for lunch.",
"If you don't respond imma assume you're still asleep and imma start calling n shit",
"Hey cutie. How goes it? Here in WALES its kinda ok. There is like hills and shit but i still avent killed myself. ",
"Lol! U drunkard! Just doing my hair at d moment. Yeah still up 4 tonight. Wats the plan? ",
"u ready then call me...",
"Yun ah.the ubi one say if u wan call by tomorrow.call 67441233 look for irene.ere only got bus8,22,65,61,66,382. Ubi cres,ubi tech park.6ph for 1st 5wkg days.\u00c3\u00a8n",
"Aight, can you text me the address?",
"Tiwary to rcb.battle between bang and kochi.",
"Only if you promise your getting out as SOON as you can. And you'll text me in the morning to let me know you made it in ok.",
"I walked an hour 2 c u! doesn\u2019t that show I care y wont u believe im serious?",
"I'm at bruce & fowler now but I'm in my mom's car so I can't park (long story)",
"Nokia phone is lovly..",
"Yup bathe liao...",
"You will be in the place of that man",
"God's love has no limit. God's grace has no measure. God's power has no boundaries. May u have God's endless blessings always in ur life...!! Gud ni8",
"No it was cancelled yeah baby! Well that sounds important so i understand my darlin give me a ring later on this fone love Kate x",
"Thanx. Yup we coming back on sun. Finish dinner going back 2 hotel now. Time flies, we're tog 4 exactly a mth today. Hope we'll haf many more mths to come...",
"Sir, i am waiting for your call.",
"K.. I yan jiu liao... Sat we can go 4 bugis vill one frm 10 to 3 den hop to parco 4 nb. Sun can go cine frm 1030 to 2, den hop to orc mrt 4 hip hop at 4...",
"Remember on that day..",
"Sweet, we may or may not go to 4U to meet carlos so gauge patty's interest in that",
"Hiya, probably coming home * weekend after next",
"Id onluy matters when getting on from offcampus",
"Hiya , have u been paying money into my account? If so, thanks. Got a pleasant surprise when i checked my balance -u c, i don't get statements 4 that acc",
"All e best 4 ur exam later.",
"U having lunch alone? I now so bored...",
"u collecting ur laptop then going to configure da settings izzit?",
"Ela kano.,il download, come wen ur free..",
"Yup. Anything lor, if u dun wan it's ok...",
"Hey... Thk we juz go accordin to wat we discussed yest lor, except no kb on sun... Cos there's nt much lesson to go if we attend kb on sat...",
"Haha just kidding, papa needs drugs",
"Sorry de i went to shop.",
"Morning only i can ok.",
"Is xy going 4 e lunch?",
"Do u still have plumbers tape and a wrench we could borrow?",
"Oh you got many responsibilities.",
"How have your little darlings been so far this week? Need a coffee run tomo?Can't believe it's that time of week already ...",
"Ok... The theory test? when are u going to book? I think it's on 21 may. Coz thought wanna go out with jiayin. But she isnt free",
"Thanx 4 the time we\u2019ve spent 2geva, its bin mint! Ur my Baby and all I want is u!xxxx",
"Pls clarify back if an open return ticket that i have can be preponed for me to go back to kerala.",
"I can send you a pic if you like :)",
"Bill, as in: Are there any letters for me. i\u20ac\u2122m expecting one from orange that isn\u20ac\u2122t a bill but may still say orange on it.",
"Mom wants to know where you at",
"Ok u can take me shopping when u get paid =D",
"Ok lor thanx... in school?",
"Cool. Do you like swimming? I have a pool and jacuzzi at my house.",
"Did u see what I posted on your Facebook?",
"I didnt get ur full msg..sometext is missing, send it again",
"Keep ur problems in ur heart, b'coz nobody will fight for u. Only u & u have to fight for ur self & win the battle. -VIVEKANAND- G 9t.. SD..",
"So anyways, you can just go to your gym or whatever, my love *smiles* I hope your ok and having a good day babe ... I miss you so much already",
"So can collect ur laptop?",
"I've been barred from all B and Q stores for life!?This twat in orange dungerees came up to me and asked if I wanted decking? So I got the first punch in!!",
"So u gonna get deus ex?",
"Ugh. Gotta drive back to sd from la. My butt is sore.",
"At home also.",
"Dear all, as we know <#> th is the <#> th birthday of our loving Gopalettan. We are planning to give a small gift on that day. Those who like to participate in that you are welcome. Please contact our admin team for more details",
"Awesome question with a cute answer: Someone asked a boy how is ur life? . . He smiled & answered: . . She is fine! Gudnite",
"It's cool, let me know before it kicks off around # , I'll be out and about all day",
"What u mean u almost done? Done wif sleeping? But i tot u going to take a nap.. Yup i send her liao so i'm picking her up at ard 4 smth lor..",
"life alle mone,eppolum oru pole allalo",
"I can't believe how attached I am to seeing you every day. I know you will do the best you can to get to me babe. I will go to teach my class at your midnight",
", how's things? Just a quick question.",
"If i let you do this, i want you in the house by 8am.",
"Y lei?",
"You have come into my life and brought the sun ..Shiny down on me, warming my heart. Putting a constant smile on my face ... Making me feel loved and cared for",
"What's up my own oga. Left my phone at home and just saw ur messages. Hope you are good. Have a great weekend.",
"I shall book chez jules for half eight, if that's ok with you?",
"Cab is available.they pick up and drop at door steps.",
"Raviyog Peripherals bhayandar east",
"Lets use it next week, princess :)",
"S....s...india going to draw the series after many years in south african soil..",
"It doesnt make sense to take it there unless its free. If you need to know more, wikipedia.com",
", ow u dey.i paid 60,400thousad.i told u would call . ",
"Bishan lar nearer... No need buy so early cos if buy now i gotta park my car...",
"I've been trying to reach him without success",
"I am going to film 2day da. At 6pm. Sorry da.",
"Hey what's up charles sorry about the late reply.",
"You busy or can I come by at some point and figure out what we're doing tomorrow",
"Well its not like you actually called someone a punto. That woulda been worse.",
"How much are we getting?",
"Keep yourself safe for me because I need you and I miss you already and I envy everyone that see's you in real life",
"I'm stuck in da middle of da row on da right hand side of da lt... ",
"Pls give her prometazine syrup. 5mls then # mins later feed.",
"Ok., is any problem to u frm him? Wats matter?",
"K, can I pick up another 8th when you're done?",
"What u talking bout early morning? It's almost noon where your at!",
"Yeah if we do have to get a random dude we need to change our info sheets to PARTY # /7 NEVER STUDY just to be safe",
"Oic... Then better quickly go bathe n settle down...",
"Oh shut it. Omg yesterday I had a dream that I had 2 kids both boys. I was so pissed. Not only about the kids but them being boys. I even told mark in my dream that he was changing diapers cause I'm not getting owed in the face.",
"At 4. Let's go to bill millers",
"No prob. I will send to your email.",
"I though we shd go out n have some fun so bar in town or something sound ok?",
"I am in tirupur da, once you started from office call me.",
"Haha awesome, omw back now then",
"Nationwide auto centre (or something like that) on Newport road. I liked them there",
"Ok omw now, you at castor?",
"The message sent is askin for <#> dollars. Shoul i pay <#> or <#> ?",
"Depends on where u going lor.",
"I guess you could be as good an excuse as any, lol.",
"Just got part Nottingham - 3 hrs 63miles. Good thing i love my man so much, but only doing 40mph. Hey ho",
"Hey next sun 1030 there's a basic yoga course... at bugis... We can go for that... Pilates intro next sat.... Tell me what time you r free",
"Dunno lei... I might b eatin wif my frens... If u wan to eat then i wait 4 u lar",
"I'm meeting Darren...",
"In da car park ",
"I want to send something that can sell fast. # k is not easy money.",
"Our Prashanthettan's mother passed away last night. pray for her and family.",
"S da..al r above <#>",
", im .. On the snowboarding trip. I was wondering if your planning to get everyone together befor we go..a meet and greet kind of affair? Cheers, ",
"All was well until slightly disastrous class this pm with my fav darlings! Hope day off ok. Coffee wld be good as can't stay late tomorrow. Same time + place as always?",
"I love to give massages. I use lots of baby oil... What is your fave position?",
"MAYBE IF YOU WOKE UP BEFORE FUCKING 3 THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.",
"I hope you know I'm still mad at you.",
"Fyi I'm gonna call you sporadically starting at like <#> bc we are not not doin this shit",
"I might come to kerala for 2 days.so you can be prepared to take a leave once i finalise .dont plan any travel during my visit.need to finish urgent works.",
"You can never do NOTHING",
"That one week leave i put know that time. Why.",
"Im sorry bout last nite it wasn\u2019t ur fault it was me, spouse it was pmt or sumthin! U 4give me? I think u shldxxxx",
"Tunde, how are you doing. This is just wishing you a great day. Abiola.",
"My planning usually stops at \\find hella weed",
"Dont pack what you can buy at any store.like cereals. If you must pack food, pack gari or something 9ja that you will miss.",
"Probably gonna be here for a while, see you later tonight )",
"So u wan 2 come for our dinner tonight a not?",
"G.W.R",
"Are you happy baby ? Are you alright ? Did you take that job ? I hope your fine. I send you a kiss to make you smile from across the sea ... *kiss* *kiss*",
"Hey mr whats the name of that bill brison book the one about language and words ",
"Sorry me going home first... Daddy come fetch _ later...",
"I noe la... U wana pei bf oso rite... K lor, other days den...",
"Do you think i can move <#> in a week",
"Sorry me going home first... Daddy come fetch u later...",
"S.s:)i thinl role is like sachin.just standing. Others have to hit.",
"Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!",
"Don't forget though that I love you .... And I walk beside you. Watching over you and keeping your heart warm.",
"They are just making it easy to pay back. I have <#> yrs to say but i can pay back earlier. You get?",
"Height of Oh no....!! situation: A guy throws a luv letter on a gal but falls on her brother,.;-):-D",
"Every King Was Once A Crying Baby And Every Great Building Was Once A Map.. Not Imprtant Where U r TODAY, BUT Where U Wil Reach TOMORW. Gud ni8",
"It's ok i wun b angry. Msg u aft i come home tonight.",
"Sweetheart, hope you are not having that kind of day! Have one with loads of reasons to smile. Biola",
"If i not meeting u all rite then i'll go home lor. If u dun feel like comin it's ok.",
"So i asked how's anthony. Dad. And your bf",
"Ill be there on # ok.",
"How would my ip address test that considering my computer isn't a minecraft server",
"Oh unintentionally not bad timing. Great. Fingers the trains play along! Will give fifteen min warning.",
"I dun thk i'll quit yet... Hmmm, can go jazz ? Yogasana oso can... We can go meet em after our lessons den... ",
"It only does simple arithmetic not percentages.",
"Please tell me you have some of that special stock you were talking about",
"Pls help me tell sura that i'm expecting a battery from hont. And that if should pls send me a message about how to download movies. Thanks",
"Which channel:-):-):):-).",
"I need you to be in my strong arms...",
"Pls ask macho how much is budget for bb bold 2 is cos i saw a new one for # dollars.",
"Can you tell Shola to please go to college of medicine and visit the academic department, tell the academic secretary what the current situation is and ask if she can transfer there. She should ask someone to check Sagamu for the same thing and lautech. Its vital she completes her medical education in Nigeria. Its less expensive much less expensive. Unless she will be getting citizen rates in new zealand.",
"yay! finally lol. i missed our cinema trip last week :-(",
"\\EY! CALM DOWNON THEACUSATIONS.. ITXT U COS IWANA KNOW WOTU R DOIN AT THEW/END... HAVENTCN U IN AGES..RING ME IF UR UP4 NETHING SAT.LOVE J XXX.\\\"\"",
"Just come home. I don't want u to be miserable",
"See the forwarding message for proof",
"Good afternoon, my love. How goes your day ? What are you up to ? I woke early and am online waiting for you ... Hmmm ... Italian boy is online I see . *grins*",
"You all ready for * big day tomorrow?",
"I dunno until when... Lets go learn pilates...",
"I liked your new house",
"Thanks and ! Or bomb and date as my phone wanted to say! ",
"Er yep sure. Props?",
"I walked an hour 2 c u! doesnt that show I care y wont u believe im serious?",
"If you have belive me. Come to my home.",
"Mm feeling sleepy. today itself i shall get that dear",
"Then _ ask dad to pick _ up lar... wan 2 stay until 6 meh...",
"Hey you told your name to gautham ah?",
"K I'll head out in a few mins, see you there",
"Have a safe trip to Nigeria. Wish you happiness and very soon company to share moments with",
"I fetch yun or u fetch?",
"Have you not finished work yet or something?",
"I think I\u20ac\u02dcm waiting for the same bus! Inform me when you get there, if you ever get there.",
"Went to pay rent. So i had to go to the bank to authorise the payment.",
"Guess he wants alone time. We could just show up and watch when they do..",
"Today is \\song dedicated day..\\\" Which song will u dedicate for me? Send this to all ur valuable frnds but first rply me...\"",
"K sure am in my relatives home. Sms me de. Pls:-)",
"Did u receive my msg?",
"Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other... and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time. Gud ni8",
"And that is the problem. You walk around in julianaland oblivious to what is going on around you. I say the same things constantly and they go in one ear and out the other while you go off doing whatever you want to do. It's not that you don't know why I'm upset--it's that you don't listen when i tell you WHAT is going to upset me. Then you want to be surprised when I'm mad.",
"U GOIN OUT 2NITE?",
"(I should add that I don't really care and if you can't I can at least get this dude to go away but hey, your money if you want it)",
"Tell them no need to investigate about me anywhere.",
"Sure but since my parents will be working on Tuesday I don't really need a cover story",
"Love it! The girls at the office may wonder why you are smiling but sore...",
"Cheers for the message Zogtorius. I\u2019ve been staring at my phone for an age deciding whether to text or not.",
"No dear i was sleeping :-P",
"GRAN ONLYFOUND OUT AFEW DAYS AGO.CUSOON HONI",
"Yeah work is fine, started last week, all the same stuff as before, dull but easy and guys are fun!",
"\\Hi missed your Call and my mumHas beendropping red wine all over theplace! what is your adress?\\\"\"",
"Pansy! You've been living in a jungle for two years! Its my driving you should be more worried about!",
"We have all rounder:)so not required:)",
"have you ever had one foot before?",
"Not really dude, have no friends i'm afraid :(",
"K..k:)how about your training process?",
"Imagine you finally get to sink into that bath after I have put you through your paces, maybe even having you eat me for a while before I left ... But also imagine the feel of that cage on your cock surrounded by the bath water, reminding you always who owns you ... Enjoy, my cuck",
"So your telling me I coulda been your real Valentine and I wasn't? U never pick me for NOTHING!!",
"i am going to bed now prin",
"Happy new years melody!",
"Yup... Ok i go home look at the timings then i msg _ again... Xuhui going to learn on 2nd may too but her lesson is at 8am",
"Yup... Ok i go home look at the timings then i msg u again... Xuhui going to learn on 2nd may too but her lesson is at 8am",
"Even my brother is not like to speak with me. They treat me like aids patent.",
"Wow so healthy. Old airport rd lor. Cant thk of anything else. But i'll b bathing my dog later.",
"NO GIFTS!! You trying to get me to throw myself off a cliff or something?",
"HCL chennai requires FRESHERS for voice process.Excellent english needed.Salary upto # .Call Ms.Suman # for Telephonic interview -via Indyarocks.com",
"No break time one... How... I come out n get my stuff fr _?",
"Ugh my leg hurts. Musta overdid it on mon.",
"There are no other charges after transfer charges and you can withdraw anyhow you like",
"This single single answers are we fighting? Plus i said am broke and you didnt reply",
"Alright we'll bring it to you, see you in like # mins",
"As usual..iam fine, happy & doing well..:)",
"Eat jap done oso aft ur lect wat... got lect at 12 rite... ",
"\\Hi its Kate it was lovely to see you tonight and ill phone you tomorrow. I got to sing and a guy gave me his card! xxx\\\"\"",
"Hhahhaahahah rofl wtf nig was leonardo in your room or something",
"Why nothing. Ok anyway give me treat",
"Hi. || Do u want | to join me with sts later? || Meeting them at five. || Call u after class.",
"A boy was late 2 home. His father: \\POWER OF FRNDSHIP\\\"\"",
"Detroit. The home of snow. Enjoy it.",
"Ok...",
"Sounds like something that someone testing me would sayy",
"Dear i am not denying your words please",
"K I'm leaving soon, be there a little after 9",
"I want <#> rs da:)do you have it?",
"That's cause your old. I live to be high.",
"No need lar. Jus testing e phone card. Dunno network not gd i thk. Me waiting 4 my sis 2 finish bathing so i can bathe. Dun disturb u liao u cleaning ur room.",
"Fuck cedar key and fuck her (come over anyway tho)",
"I take it we didn't have the phone callon Friday. Can we assume we won't have it this year now?",
"Turns out my friends are staying for the whole show and won't be back til ~ <#> , so feel free to go ahead and smoke that $ <#> worth",
"Alex says he's not ok with you not being ok with it",
"Ffffffffff. Alright no way I can meet up with you sooner?",
"cool. We will have fun practicing making babies!",
"Actually I decided I was too hungry so I haven't left yet :V",
"Can meh? Thgt some will clash... Really ah, i dun mind... I dun seen to have lost any weight... Gee...",
"Yo, the game almost over? Want to go to walmart soon",
"Please sen :)my kind advice :-)please come here and try:-)",
"Booked ticket for pongal?",
"Whom you waited for yesterday",
"I am joining today formally.Pls keep praying.will talk later.",
"Hey gals.. Anyone of u going down to e driving centre tmr?",
"Edison has rightly said, \\A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer\\\" Now you know why all of us are speechless during ViVa.. GM",
"There the size of elephant tablets & u shove um up ur ass!!",
"Hey i will be late... i'm at amk. Need to drink tea or coffee",
"Sorry im getting up now, feel really bad- totally rejected that kinda me thing.",
"Hmmm:)how many players selected?",
"Hey. For me there is no leave on friday. Wait i will ask my superior and tell you..",
"I surely dont forgot to come:)i will always be in touch in with you:-)",
"Not sure yet, still trying to get a hold of him",
"I accidentally brought em home in the box",
"Oh k:)after that placement there ah?",
"If you want to mapquest it or something look up usf dogwood drive, that's the tiny street where the parking lot is",
"K:)all the best:)congrats...",
"I HAVE A DATE ON SUNDAY WITH WILL!!",
"Am going to take bath ill place the key in window:-)",
"For fear of fainting with the of all that housework you just did? Quick have a cuppa",
"Nah im goin 2 the wrks with j wot bout u?",
"Yeah, probably but not sure. Ilol let u know, but personally I wuldnt bother, then again if ur goin to then I mite as well!!",
"No. Its not specialisation. Can work but its slave labor. Will look for it this month sha cos no shakara 4 beggar.",
"I told your number to gautham..",
"Hi missed your Call and my mumHas beendropping red wine all over theplace! what is your adress?",
"Yeah imma come over cause jay wants to do some drugs",
"And I don't plan on staying the night but I prolly won't be back til late",
"So what did the bank say about the money?",
"A swt thought: Nver get tired of doing little things 4 lovable persons.. Coz..somtimes those little things occupy d biggest part in their Hearts.. Gud ni8",
"Except theres a chick with huge boobs.",
"U so lousy, run already come back then half dead... Hee...",
"Oh baby of the house. How come you dont have any new pictures on facebook",
"Ok then i come n pick u at engin?",
"Or remind me in a few hrs.",
"Thanks love. But am i doing torch or bold.",
"Good afternoon my boytoy. How goes that walking here and there day ? Did you get that police abstract? Are you still out and about? I wake and miss you babe",
"Can i get your opinion on something first?",
"So i could kiss and feel you next to me...",
"Does not operate after <#> or what",
"I (Career Tel) have added u as a contact on INDYAROCKS.COM to send FREE SMS. To remove from phonebook - sms NO to <#>",
"somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams",
"I wont get concentration dear you know you are my mind and everything :-)",
"Tomorrow i am not going to theatre. . . So i can come wherever u call me. . . Tell me where and when to come tomorrow",
"How r _ going to send it to me?",
"How r u going to send it to me?",
"K...k...when will you give treat?",
"Good afternoon sunshine! How dawns that day ? Are we refreshed and happy to be alive? Do we breathe in the air and smile ? I think of you, my love ... As always",
"He needs to stop going to bed and make with the fucking dealing",
"on hen night. Going with a swing",
"Maybe?! Say hi to and find out if got his card. Great escape or wetherspoons? ",
"Thats the thing with apes, u can fight to the death to keep something, but the minute they have it when u let go, thats it!",
"Sorry pa, i dont knw who ru pa?",
"So lets make it saturday or monday as per convenience.",
"There r many model..sony ericson also der.. # ..it luks good bt i forgot modl no",
"Ok i am on the way to railway",
"From tomorrow onwards eve 6 to 3 work.",
"I went to ur hon lab but no one is there.",
"I'm not sure if its still available though",
"I know you are serving. I mean what are you doing now.",
"Er yeah, i will b there at 15:26, sorry! Just tell me which pub/cafe to sit in and come wen u can",
"Ee msg na poortiyagi odalebeku: Hanumanji 7 name 1-Hanuman 2-Bajarangabali 3-Maruti 4-Pavanaputra 5-Sankatmochan 6-Ramaduth 7-Mahaveer ee 7 name <#> janarige ivatte kalisidare next saturday olage ondu good news keluviri...! Maretare inde 1 dodda problum nalli siguviri idu matra <#> % true.. Don't neglet.",
"I love you !!! You know? Can you feel it? Does it make your belly warm? I wish it does, my love ... I shall meet you in your dreams, Ahmad ... *adoring kiss*",
"Sorry. You never hear unless you book it. One was kinda a joke--thet were really looking for skinny white girls. The other was one line--you can only do so much on camera with that. Something like that they're casting on the look.",
"I got a call from a landline number. . . I am asked to come to anna nagar . . . I will go in the afternoon",
"Send me the new number",
"A swt thought: \\Nver get tired of doing little things 4 lovable persons..\\\" Coz..somtimes those little things occupy d biggest part in their Hearts.. Gud ni8\"",
"Cool, what time you think you can get here?",
"Ugh just got outta class",
"Crazy ar he's married. u like gd looking guys not me. My frens like say he's korean leona's fave but i dun thk he is. Aft some thinking mayb most prob i'll go.",
"Hey loverboy! I love you !! I had to tell ... I look at your picture and ache to feel you between my legs ... I want you ... I need you ... I crave you .",
"Cause I'm not freaky lol",
"Mmm thats better now i got a roast down me! id b better if i had a few drinks down me 2! Good indian?",
" come lt 25 n pass to me lar",
"Draw va?i dont think so:)",
"HI ITS JESS I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE AT WORK BUT CALL ME WHEN U CAN IM AT HOME ALL EVE. XXX",
"Neshanth..tel me who r u?",
"Remember to ask alex about his pizza",
"Sary just need Tim in the bollox &it hurt him a lot so he tol me!",
"I can probably come by, everybody's done around <#> right?",
"What do you do, my dog ? Must I always wait till the end of your day to have word from you ? Did you run out of time on your cell already?",
"Ok lor...",
"K da:)how many page you want?",
"Ok can...",
"There's someone here that has a year <#> toyota camry like mr olayiwola's own. Mileage is <#> k.its clean but i need to know how much will it sell for. If i can raise the dough for it how soon after landing will it sell. Holla back.",
"Just got to <#>",
"Doing project w frens lor. ",
"Ha. You dont know either. I did a a clever but simple thing with pears the other day, perfect for christmas.",
"Er mw im filled tuth is aight",
"Prabha..i'm soryda..realy..frm heart i'm sory",
"Yes:)here tv is always available in work place..",
"Yup, leaving right now, be back soon",
"I want kfc its Tuesday. Only buy 2 meals ONLY 2. No gravy. Only 2 Mark. 2!",
"Yo, I'm at my parents' gettin cash. Good news: we picked up a downstem",
"Ok i also wan 2 watch e 9 pm show...",
"Now only i reached home. . . I am very tired now. . I will come tomorro",
"Playin space poker, u?",
"And that is the problem. You walk around in \\julianaland\\\" oblivious to what is going on around you. I say the same things constantly and they go in one ear and out the other while you go off doing whatever you want to do. It's not that you don't know why I'm upset--it's that you don't listen when i tell you WHAT is going to upset me. Then you want to be surprised when I'm mad.\"",
"He chickened out. He messaged me he would be late and woould buzz me and then I didn't hear a word from him",
"u come lt 25 n pass to me lar",
"What * u wearing?",
"You are gorgeous! keep those pix cumming :) thank you!",
"Leave it wif me lar... wan to carry meh so heavy... Is da num 98321561 familiar to _?",
"Come to medical college at 7pm ......forward it da",
"Dad went out oredi... ",
"Holy living christ what is taking you so long",
"Where do you need to go to get it?",
"And he's apparently bffs with carly quick now",
"And also I've sorta blown him off a couple times recently so id rather not text him out of the blue looking for weed",
"Fine i miss you very much.",
"No it will reach by 9 only. She telling she will be there. I dont know",
"We'll you pay over like # yrs so its not too difficult",
"But i'm really really broke oh. No amount is too small even <#> ",
"Well. You know what i mean. Texting",
"\\OH FUCK. JUSWOKE UP IN A BED ON A BOATIN THE DOCKS. SLEPT WID 25 YEAR OLD. SPINOUT! GIV U DA GOSSIP L8R. XXX\\\"\"",
"LOOK AT AMY URE A BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT WOMAN AND I LIKE U A LOT. I KNOW U DONT LIKE ME LIKE THAT SO DONT WORRY.",
"I realise you are a busy guy and i'm trying not to be a bother. I have to get some exams outta the way and then try the cars. Do have a gr8 day",
"Yes when is the appt again?",
"Ok... Then r we meeting later?",
"meet you in corporation st outside gap ... you can see how my mind is working!",
"Yup, no need. I'll jus wait 4 e rain 2 stop.",
"Babe ? I lost you ... :-(",
"Thanks for sending this mental ability question..",
"What's the significance?",
"You still at grand prix?",
"Miss ya, need ya, want ya, love ya.",
"You in your room? I need a few",
"OH MR SHEFFIELD! You wanna play THAT game, okay. You're the boss and I'm the nanny. You give me a raise and I'll give YOU one!!",
"Haf u found him? I feel so stupid da v cam was working.",
"u comin to fetch us oredi...",
"Waiting in e car 4 my mum lor. U leh? Reach home already?",
"Carlos took a while (again), we leave in a minute",
"Hello! Just got here, st andrews-boy its a long way! Its cold. I will keep you posted",
"You are always putting your business out there. You put pictures of you on facebook. You are one of the most open people i've ever met. Why would i think a picture of your room would hurt you, make you feel violated.",
"Want to finally have lunch today?",
"I didn't get the second half of that message",
"2 celebrate my b\u2019day, y else?",
"Ok. She'll be ok. I guess",
"Do you know where my lab goggles went",
"Kindly send some one to our flat before <DECIMAL> today.",
"Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu",
"Well there's not a lot of things happening in Lindsay on New years *sighs* Some bars in Ptbo and the blue heron has something going",
"Anytime...",
"How are you, my Love ? Are you with your brother ? Time to talk english with him ? *grins* Say : Hey Muhommad, Penny says hello from across the sea",
"Do u hav any frnd by name ashwini in ur college?",
"Why de. You looking good only:-)..",
"Right on brah, see you later",
"Oh oh... Den muz change plan liao... Go back have to yan jiu again...",
"Goodnight, sleep well da please take care pa. Please.",
"u still got lessons? u in sch?",
"My house here e sky quite dark liao... If raining then got excuse not 2 run already rite... Hee...",
"Have you bookedthe hut? And also your time off? How are you by the way?",
"Theyre doing it to lots of places. Only hospitals and medical places are safe.",
"Hi elaine, is today's meeting confirmed?",
"Ultimately tor motive tui achieve korli.",
"Oh my God. I'm almost home",
"We'll you pay over like <#> yrs so its not too difficult",
"I'm watching lotr w my sis dis aft. So u wan 2 meet me 4 dinner at nite a not?",
"You stayin out of trouble stranger!!saw Dave the other day hes sorted now!still with me bloke when u gona get a girl MR!ur mum still Thinks we will get 2GETHA! ",
"What your plan for pongal?",
"See you there! ",
"For my family happiness..",
"Ya they are well and fine., BBD(pooja) full pimples..even she become quite black..and ur rite here its too cold, wearing sweatter..",
"Oh ! A half hour is much longer in Syria than Canada, eh ? Wow you must get SO much more work done in a day than us with all that extra time ! *grins*",
"* Will be september by then!",
"Awesome, lemme know whenever you're around",
"Do you want bold 2 or bb torch",
"Coffee cake, i guess...",
"Happy New year my dear brother. I really do miss you. Just got your number and decided to send you this text wishing you only happiness. Abiola",
"* Am on a train back from northampton so i'm afraid not!",
"Lol yeah at this point I guess not",
"Hi kindly give us back our documents which we submitted for loan from STAPATI",
"Each Moment in a day,has its own value-Morning brings hope,afternoon brings faith,Evening brings luv,Night brings rest,Wish u find them all today.Good Morning",
"I know girls always safe and selfish know i got it pa. Thank you. good night.",
"Im on gloucesterroad what are uup to later?",
"I need details about that online job.",
"HI BABE U R MOST LIKELY TO BE IN BED BUT IM SO SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT! I REALLY WANNA SEE U TOMORROW SO CALL ME AT 9. LOVE ME XXX",
"Hey i've booked the 2 lessons on sun liao...",
"Ok... I din get ur msg...",
"Tick, tick, tick ... Babe",
"Hmmm.. Thk sure got time to hop ard... Ya, can go 4 free abt... Muz call u to discuss liao... ",
"Not to worry. I'm sure you'll get it.",
"hope things went well at 'doctors' ;) reminds me i still need 2go.did u c d little thing i left in the lounge?",
"U dun say so early hor... U c already then say...",
"1's finish meeting call me.",
"I'll see if I can swing by in a bit, got some things to take care of here firsg",
"Hey whats up? U sleeping all morning?",
"Thats cool princess! I will cover your face in hot sticky cum :)",
"what are your new years plans?",
"She's fine. Good to hear from you. How are you my dear? Happy new year oh.",
"S:)but he had some luck.2 catches put down:)",
"You know there is. I shall speak to you in <#> minutes then",
"I don't have anybody's number, I still haven't thought up a tactful way to ask alex",
"I tot it's my group mate... Lucky i havent reply... Wat time do _ need to leave... ",
"Oooh bed ridden ey? What are YOU thinking of?",
"You have registered Sinco as Payee. Log in at icicibank.com and enter URN # to confirm. Beware of frauds. Do NOT share or disclose URN to anyone.",
"I dont knw pa, i just drink milk..",
"So dont use hook up any how",
"Wake me up at # am morning:)",
"Dear relieved of westonzoyland, all going to plan this end too!",
"Saw Guys and Dolls last night with Patrick Swayze it was great",
"That's fine, I'll bitch at you about it later then",
"Yup i shd haf ard 10 pages if i add figures... all got how many pages?",
"Dunno i juz askin cos i got a card got 20% off 4 a salon called hair sense so i tot it's da one u cut ur hair. ",
"U guys never invite me anywhere :(",
"Yeah sure I'll leave in a min",
"No objection. My bf not coming.",
"My computer just fried the only essential part we don't keep spares of because my fucking idiot roommates looovvve leaving the thing running on full <#> /7",
"twenty past five he said will this train have been to durham already or not coz i am in a reserved seat",
"There bold 2 <#> . Is that yours",
"Hey hun-onbus goin 2 meet him. He wants 2go out 4a meal but I donyt feel like it cuz have 2 get last bus home!But hes sweet latelyxxx",
"K, makes sense, btw carlos is being difficult so you guys are gonna smoke while I go pick up the second batch and get gas",
"Dunno da next show aft 6 is 850. Toa payoh got 650.",
"Hi Shanil,Rakhesh here.thanks,i have exchanged the uncut diamond stuff.leaving back. Excellent service by Dino and Prem.",
"My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!",
"Lol alright i was thinkin that too haha",
"Mm i had my food da from out",
"Oh sorry please its over",
"Great. Have a safe trip. Dont panic surrender all.",
"Just sent again. Do you scream and moan in bed, princess?",
"She told to hr that he want posting in chennai:)because i'm working here:)",
"My slave! I want you to take 2 or 3 pictures of yourself today in bright light on your cell phone! Bright light!",
"I wanna watch that movie",
"Oh :-)only 4 outside players allowed to play know",
"I forgot 2 ask u all smth.. There's a card on da present lei... How? u all want 2 write smth or sign on it?",
"Me too watching surya movie only. . .after 6 pm vijay movie POKKIRI",
"He needs to stop going to bed and make with the dealing",
"No dice, art class 6 thru 9 :( thanks though. Any idea what time I should come tomorrow?",
"We live in the next # mins",
"Yes but can we meet in town cos will go to gep and then home. You could text at bus stop. And don't worry we'll have finished by march ... ish!",
"Oh... Lk tt den we take e one tt ends at cine lor... Dun wan yogasana oso can... ",
"Then _ wait 4 me at bus stop aft ur lect lar. If i dun c _ then i go get my car then come back n pick _.",
"[_] anyway, many good evenings to u! s",
"I have lost 10 kilos as of today!",
"Hahaha..use your brain dear",
"Hi. I'm sorry i missed your call. Can you pls call back.",
"Sitting in mu waiting for everyone to get out of my suite so I can take a shower",
"I'd say that's a good sign but, well, you know my track record at reading women",
"Tmr then _ brin lar... Aiya later i come n c lar... Mayb _ neva set properly _ got da help sheet wif _...",
"Normally i use to drink more water daily:)",
"Good. Good job. I like entrepreneurs",
"How do you plan to manage that",
"When're you guys getting back? G said you were thinking about not staying for mcr",
"Wnevr i wana fal in luv vth my books, My bed fals in luv vth me..!'' . Yen madodu, nav pretsorginta, nammanna pretsovru important alwa....!!:) Gud eveB-).",
"No but the bluray player can",
"If you're thinking of lifting me one then no.",
"Wherre's my boytoy ? :-(",
"Hello. No news on job, they are making me wait a fifth week! Yeah im up for some woozles and weasels... In exeter still, but be home about 3. ",
"Thanx...",
"Mm so you asked me not to call radio",
"So u workin overtime nigpun?",
"No problem baby. Is this is a good time to talk? I called and left a message.",
"Dude we should go sup again",
"Mm umma ask vava also to come tell him can play later together",
"Ok... The theory test? when are _ going to book? I think it's on 21 may. Coz thought wanna go out with jiayin. But she isnt free",
"Tick, tick, tick .... Where are you ? I could die of loneliness you know ! *pouts* *stomps feet* I need you ...",
"I got to video tape pple type in message lor. U so free wan 2 help me? Hee... Cos i noe u wan 2 watch infernal affairs so ask u along. Asking shuhui oso.",
"Oh thats late! Well have a good night and i will give u a call tomorrow. Iam now going to go to sleep night night",
"Dude avatar 3d was imp. At one point i thought there were actually flies in the room and almost tried hittng one as a reflex",
"Ard 530 like dat lor. We juz meet in mrt station then _ dun haf to come out.",
"Ard 530 like dat lor. We juz meet in mrt station then u dun haf to come out.",
"Kallis wont bat in 2nd innings.",
"WHITE FUDGE OREOS ARE IN STORES",
"U wan 2 haf lunch i'm in da canteen now.",
"No, I was trying it all weekend ;V",
"Ill leave around four, ok?",
"Fun fact: although you would think armand would eventually build up a tolerance or something considering how much he smokes, he gets messed up in like 2 hits",
"Sitting ard nothing to do lor. U leh busy w work?",
"Y dun cut too short leh. U dun like ah? She failed. She's quite sad.",
"Where's mummy's boy ? Is he being good or bad ? Is he being positive or negative ? Why is mummy being made to wait? Hmmmm?",
"Goodnight da thangam I really miss u dear.",
"Are you being good, baby? :)",
"MAYBE IF YOU WOKE UP BEFORE 3 THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.",
"I know complain num only..bettr directly go to bsnl offc nd apply for it..",
"You will go to walmart. I.ll stay.",
"Just checked out, heading out to drop off my stuff now",
"The affidavit says # E Twiggs St, division g, courtroom # , TIME AM. I'll double check and text you again tomorrow",
"hi baby im sat on the bloody bus at the mo and i wont be home until about 7:30 wanna do somethin later? call me later ortxt back jess xx",
"Yes. They replied my mail. I'm going to the management office later. Plus will in to bank later also.or on wednesday.",
"Save yourself the stress. If the person has a dorm account, just send your account details and the money will be sent to you.",
"Hey are you angry with me. Reply me dr.",
"Yes.mum lookin strong:)",
"Of cos can lar i'm not so ba dao ok... 1 pm lor... Y u never ask where we go ah... I said u would ask on fri but he said u will ask today...",
"I'm in class. Did you get my text.",
"Hey sorry I didntgive ya a a bellearlier hunny,just been in bedbut mite go 2 thepub l8tr if uwana mt up?loads a luv Jenxxx.",
"No..jst change tat only..",
"* Was thinking about chuckin ur red green n black trainners 2 save carryin them bac on train",
"The word \\Checkmate\\\" in chess comes from the Persian phrase \\\"Shah Maat\\\" which means; \\\"the king is dead..\\\" Goodmorning.. Have a good day..:)\"",
"The word Checkmate in chess comes from the Persian phrase Shah Maat which means; the king is dead.. Goodmorning.. Have a good day..:)",
"NEFT Transaction with reference number <#> for Rs. <DECIMAL> has been credited to the beneficiary account on <#> at <TIME> : <#>",
"No my mum went 2 dentist.",
"I think i am disturbing her da",
"I don't know, same thing that's wrong everyso often, he panicks starts goin on bout not bein good enough ...",
"Noooooooo please. Last thing I need is stress. For once in your life be fair.",
"X2 # . Are you going to get that",
"Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Gud mrng",
"Lmao but its so fun...",
"Now press conference da:)",
"I sent my scores to sophas and i had to do secondary application for a few schools. I think if you are thinking of applying, do a research on cost also. Contact joke ogunrinde, her school is one me the less expensive ones",
"I luv u soo much u dont understand how special u r 2 me ring u 2morrow luv u xxx",
"Misplaced your number and was sending texts to your old number. Wondering why i've not heard from you this year. All the best in your mcat. Got this number from my atlanta friends",
"Did he just say somebody is named tampa",
"How will I creep on you now? ;_;",
"Eh sorry leh... I din c ur msg. Not sad already lar. Me watching tv now. U still in office?",
"Me sef dey laugh you. Meanwhile how's my darling anjie!",
"What happen dear. Why you silent. I am tensed",
"I've got # , any way I could pick up?",
"Same as kallis dismissial in 2nd test:-).",
"En chikku nange bakra msg kalstiya..then had tea/coffee?",
"How long before you get reply, just defer admission til next semester",
"Dear friends, sorry for the late information. Today is the birthday of our loving Ar.Praveesh. for more details log on to face book and see. Its his number + <#> . Dont miss a delicious treat.",
"Dear good morning how you feeling dear",
"Sen told that he is going to join his uncle finance in cbe",
"Ill call you evening ill some ideas.",
"Yup ok...",
"Probably gonna swing by in a wee bit",
"So _ pay first lar... Then when is da stock comin...",
"So u pay first lar... Then when is da stock comin...",
"Lara said she can loan me <#> .",
"\\Hi darlin did youPhone me? Im atHome if youwanna chat.\\\"\"",
"Funny fact Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt, tsunamis 2 arise, hurricanes 2 sway aroundn no 1 teaches hw 2 choose a wife Natural disasters just happens",
"Ok lor wat time u finish?",
"Yo, you at jp and hungry like a mofo?",
"U call me alter at 11 ok.",
"Aiyah u did ok already lar. E nydc at wheellock?",
"OH RITE. WELL IM WITH MY BEST MATE PETE, WHO I WENT OUT WITH 4 A WEEK+ NOW WERE 2GEVA AGAIN. ITS BEEN LONGER THAN A WEEK.",
"<#> w jetton ave if you forgot",
"Aight, tomorrow around # it is",
"Up to u... u wan come then come lor... But i din c any stripes skirt...",
"aight we can pick some up, you open before tonight?",
"Idk. You keep saying that you're not, but since he moved, we keep butting heads over freedom vs. responsibility. And i'm tired. I have so much other shit to deal with that i'm barely keeping myself together once this gets added to it.",
"Am slow in using biola's fne",
"What is your record for one night? :)",
"Our ride equally uneventful - not too many of those pesky cyclists around at that time of night ;).",
"1 in cbe. 2 in chennai.",
"I am taking half day leave bec i am not well",
"Havent.",
"Dear all, as we know # th is the # th birthday of our loving Gopalettan. We are planning to give a small gift on that day. Those who like to participate in that you are welcome. Please contact our admin team for more details",
"How i noe... Did u specify da domain as nusstu... u still in sch...",
"Yo im right by yo work",
"Call me when u're done...",
"Fuck babe, I miss you sooooo much !! I wish you were here to sleep with me ... My bed is so lonely ... I go now, to sleep ... To dream of you, my love ...",
"There is os called ubandu which will run without installing in hard disk...you can use that os to copy the important files in system and give it to repair shop..",
"Networking technical support associate.",
"I don't know jack shit about anything or i'd say/ask something helpful but if you want you can pretend that I did and just text me whatever in response to the hypotheticalhuagauahahuagahyuhagga",
"Yes there were many sweets",
"Dont let studying stress you out. L8r.",
"Wylie update: my weed dealer carlos went to freedom and had a class with lunsford",
"on a Tuesday night r u 4 real",
"thanks for the temales it was wonderful. Thank. Have a great week.",
"Beerage?",
"Dizzamn, aight I'll ask my suitemates when I get back",
"Sorry, left phone upstairs. OK, might be hectic but would be all my birds with one fell swoop. It's a date.",
"I\u2019m cool ta luv but v.tired 2 cause i have been doin loads of planning all wk, we have got our social services inspection at the nursery! Take care & spk sn x.",
"Okie",
"S but not able to sleep.",
"I know where the # is, I'll be there around 5",
"Sir Goodmorning, Once free call me.",
"2mro i am not coming to gym machan. Goodnight.",
"THATS ALRITE GIRL, U KNOW GAIL IS NEVA WRONG!!TAKE CARE SWEET AND DONT WORRY.C U L8TR HUN!LOVE Yaxxx",
"Wen did you get so spiritual and deep. That's great",
"You are not bothering me but you have to trust my answers. Pls.",
"Appt is at TIME am. Not my fault u don't listen. I told u twice",
"Did I forget to tell you ? I want you , I need you, I crave you ... But most of all ... I love you my sweet Arabian steed ... Mmmmmm ... Yummy",
"Nvm... I'm going to wear my sport shoes anyway... I'm going to be late leh.",
"Ok thanx...",
"So _'ll be submitting da project tmr rite?",
"So u'll be submitting da project tmr rite?",
"Yunny i'm walking in citylink now _ faster come down... Me very hungry...",
"would u believe it they didnt know i had thurs pre booked off so they re cancelled me AGAIN! that needs to b sacked",
"Yunny i'm walking in citylink now u faster come down... Me very hungry...",
"O. Guess they both got screwd",
"Why is that, princess? I bet the brothas are all chasing you!",
"Shopping? Eh ger i toking abt syd leh...Haha",
"That's the trouble with classes that go well - you're due a dodgey one _ Expecting mine tomo! See you for recovery, same time, same place ",
"For real tho this sucks. I can't even cook my whole electricity is out. And I'm hungry.",
"Brainless Baby Doll..:-D;-), vehicle sariyag drive madoke barolla..",
"No I'm good for the movie, is it ok if I leave in an hourish?",
"She is our sister.. She belongs 2 our family.. She is d hope of tomorrow.. Pray 4 her,who was fated 4 d Shoranur train incident. Lets hold our hands together & fuelled by love & concern prior 2 her grief & pain. Pls join in dis chain & pass it. STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN.",
"I don,t think so. You don't need to be going out that late on a school night. ESPECIALLY when the one class you have is the one you missed last wednesday and probably failed a test in on friday",
"Oh, my love, it's soooo good to hear from you. Omg I missed you so much today. I'm sorry your having problems with the provider but thank you for tming me",
"alright. Thanks for the advice. Enjoy your night out. I'ma try to get some sleep...",
"Exactly. Anyways how far. Is jide her to study or just visiting",
"Old Orchard near univ. How about you?",
"Printer is cool. I mean groovy. Wine is groovying",
"Aah bless! How's your arm?",
"I don't run away frm u... I walk slowly & it kills me that u don't care enough to stop me...",
"Whatsup there. Dont u want to sleep",
"Dear,regret i cudnt pick call.drove down frm ctla now at cochin home.left mobile in car..ente style ishtamayoo?happy bakrid!",
"Yup... How _ noe leh...",
"Yup... How u noe leh...",
"Boooo you always work. Just quit.",
"Hey babe, sorry i didn't get sooner. Gary can come and fix it cause he thinks he knows what it is but he doesn't go as far a Ptbo and he says it will cost # bucks. I don't know if it might be cheaper to find someone there ? We don't have any second hand machines at all right now, let me know what you want to do babe",
"Tired. I haven't slept well the past few nights.",
"HOW ARE U? I HAVE MISSED U! I HAVENT BEEN UP 2 MUCH A BIT BORED WITH THE HOLIDAY WANT 2 GO BAK 2 COLLEGE! SAD ISNT IT?xx",
"Happy birthday to you....dear.with lots of love.rakhesh NRI",
"u bot notes oredi... Cos i juz rem i got...",
"Waiting for your call.",
"Yo do you know anyone <#> or otherwise able to buy liquor? Our guy flaked and right now if we don't get a hold of somebody its just 4 loko all night",
"I tagged MY friends that you seemed to count as YOUR friends.",
"R u here yet? I'm wearing blue shirt n black pants.",
"Sat right? Okay thanks... ",
"Yar lor actually we quite fast... Cos da ge slow wat... Haha...",
"I thk _ gotta go home by urself. Cos i'll b going out shopping 4 my frens present. ",
"I thk u gotta go home by urself. Cos i'll b going out shopping 4 my frens present. ",
"Painful words- I thought being Happy was the most toughest thing on Earth... But, the toughest is acting Happy with all unspoken pain inside..",
"Nice line said by a broken heart- Plz don't cum 1 more times infront of me... Other wise once again I ll trust U... Good 9t:)",
"Hmm...Bad news...Hype park plaza $700 studio taken...Only left 2 bedrm-$900...",
"* Am on my way",
"Where to get those?",
"Wot is u up 2 then?",
"Haha, my legs and neck are killing me and my amigos are hoping to end the night with a burn, think I could swing by in like an hour?",
"Just sent you an email \u20ac\u201c to an address with incomm in it, is that right?",
"Its ok, called mom instead have fun",
"Oh great. I.ll disturb him more so that we can talk.",
"Life is nothing wen v get everything. But life is everything wen v miss something . Real value of people wil be realized only in their absence.... gud mrng",
"DO NOT B LATE LOVE MUM",
"Carlos says he'll be at mu in # minutes",
"Pls what's the full name of joke's school cos fees in university of florida seem to actually be # k. Pls holla back",
"hi my darlin im on my way to London and we have just been smashed into by another driver! and have a big dent! im really missing u what have u been up to? xxx",
"\\SHIT BABE.. THASA BIT MESSED UP.YEH",
"Y _ wan to go there? C doctor?",
"Y u wan to go there? C doctor?",
"alright babe, justthought i\u2019d sayhey! how u doin?nearly the endof me wk offdam nevamind!We will have 2Hook up sn if uwant m8? loveJen x.",
"I'm going out to buy mum's present ar.",
"Oic... I saw him too but i tot he din c me... I found a group liao...",
"Hm good morning, headache anyone? :-)",
"K, want us to come by now?",
"Dont you have message offer",
"Spoke with uncle john today. He strongly feels that you need to sacrifice to keep me here. He's going to call you. When he does, i beg you to just listen. Dont make any promises or make it clear things are not easy. And i need you to please let us work things out. As long as i keep expecting help, my creativity will be stifled so pls just keep him happy, no promises on your part.",
"Carlos says he'll be at mu in <#> minutes",
"Me hungry buy some food good lei... But mum n yun dun wan juz buy a little bit... ",
"Oic cos me n my sis got no lunch today my dad went out... So dunno whether 2 eat in sch or wat...",
"Gd luck 4 ur exams :-)",
"Life spend with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless but a few moments spent with someone who really love you means more than life itself..",
"Are you angry with me. What happen dear",
"Found it, ENC <#> , where you at?",
"How much for an eighth?",
"I luv u soo much u don\u2019t understand how special u r 2 me ring u 2morrow luv u xxx",
"Dunno y u ask me.",
"Sorry, I'll call later",
"Wow v v impressed. Have funs shopping!",
"Be happy there. I will come after noon",
"Sorry sent blank msg again. Yup but trying 2 do some serious studying now.",
"Shall i ask one thing if you dont mistake me.",
"Watching tv lor... Y she so funny we bluff her 4 wat. Izzit because she thk it's impossible between us?",
"Hey tmr meet at bugis 930 ?",
"Yeah he got in at 2 and was v apologetic. n had fallen out and she was actin like spoilt child and he got caught up in that. Till 2! But we won't go there! Not doing too badly cheers. You? ",
"Babe! I fucking love you too !! You know? Fuck it was so good to hear your voice. I so need that. I crave it. I can't get enough. I adore you, Ahmad *kisses*",
"When i have stuff to sell i.ll tell you",
"Call to the number which is available in appointment. And ask to connect the call to waheed fathima.",
"Come to mahal bus stop.. <DECIMAL>",
"Did u find a sitter for kaitlyn? I was sick and slept all day yesterday.",
"Almost there, see u in a sec",
"Yeah, we can probably swing by once my roommate finishes up with his girl",
"Damn, can you make it tonight or do you want to just wait til tomorrow",
"K.:)you are the only girl waiting in reception ah?",
"Haha... Hope _ can hear the receipt sound... Gd luck!",
"I can probably come by, everybody's done around # right?",
"Haha... Hope u can hear the receipt sound... Gd luck!",
"* Will have two more cartons off u and is very pleased with shelves",
"Happy new year to u and ur family...may this new year bring happiness , stability and tranquility to ur vibrant colourful life:):)",
"K..k:)how much does it cost?",
"Got it..mail panren paru..",
"Ofcourse I also upload some songs",
"Wa, ur openin sentence very formal... Anyway, i'm fine too, juz tt i'm eatin too much n puttin on weight...Haha... So anythin special happened?",
"I'm back, lemme know when you're ready",
"Dear, will call Tmorrow.pls accomodate.",
"Dunno, my dad said he coming home 2 bring us out 4 lunch. Yup i go w u lor. I call u when i reach school lor...",
"And very importantly, all we discuss is between u and i only.",
".Please charge my mobile when you get up in morning.",
"I'll get there at 3, unless you guys want me to come some time sooner",
"We walked from my moms. Right on stagwood pass right on winterstone left on victors hill. Address is <#>",
"Sday only joined.so training we started today:)",
"LOL .. *grins* .. I'm not babe, but thanks for thinking of me!",
"Y cant u try new invention to fly..i'm not joking.,",
"Ok no prob...",
"Time n Smile r the two crucial things in our life. Sometimes time makes us to forget smile, and sometimes someone's smile makes us to forget time gud noon",
"says the <#> year old with a man and money. I'm down to my last <#> . Still waiting for that check.",
"I think its far more than that but find out. Check google maps for a place from your dorm.",
"Same as u... Dun wan... Y u dun like me already ah... Wat u doing now? Still eating?",
"As in missionary hook up, doggy hook up, standing...|",
"That\u20ac\u02dcs the thing with apes, u can fight to the death to keep something, but the minute they have it when u let go, thats it!",
"Get down in gandhipuram and walk to cross cut road. Right side <#> street road and turn at first right.",
"Hi da:)how is the todays class?",
"Ya tel, wats ur problem..",
"Yes... I trust u to buy new stuff ASAP so I can try it out",
"Lemme know when I can swing by and pick up, I'm free basically any time after 1 all this semester",
"I taught that Ranjith sir called me. So only i sms like that. Becaus hes verifying about project. Prabu told today so only pa dont mistake me..",
"Ok which your another number",
"Our Prasanth ettans mother passed away last night. Just pray for her and family.",
"Where wuld I be without my baby? The thought alone mite break me and I don\u2019t wanna go crazy but everyboy needs his lady xxxxxxxx",
"A cute thought for friendship: Its not necessary to share every secret with ur close Frnd, but watever u shared should be true....",
"You please give us connection today itself before <DECIMAL> or refund the bill",
"Goodmorning today i am late for <DECIMAL> min.",
"You got called a tool?",
"Yeah there's barely enough room for the two of us, x has too many shoes. Sorry man, see you later",
"Sorry i cant take your call right now. It so happens that there r 2waxsto do wat you want. She can come and ill get her medical insurance. And she'll be able to deliver and have basic care. I'm currently shopping for the right medical insurance for her. So just give me til friday morning. Thats when i.ll see the major person that can guide me to the right insurance.",
"Carry on not disturbing both of you",
"Is that seriously how you spell his name?",
"I have had two more letters from . I will copy them for you cos one has a message for you. Speak soon",
"Yeah just open chat and click friend lists. Then make the list. Easy as pie",
"You know what hook up means right?",
"Lol I was gonna last month. I cashed some in but I left # just in case. I was collecting more during the week cause they announced it on the blog.",
"But that's on ebay it might be less elsewhere.",
"u neva tell me how i noe... I'm not at home in da aft wat... ",
"Love it! Daddy will make you scream with pleasure! I am going to slap your ass with my dick!",
"Not course. Only maths one day one chapter with in one month we can finish.",
"Your board is working fine. The issue of overheating is also reslove. But still software inst is pending. I will come around 8'o clock.",
"I am getting threats from your sales executive Shifad as i raised complaint against him. Its an official message.",
"Too late. I said i have the website. I didn't i have or dont have the slippers",
"Okies... I'll go yan jiu too... We can skip ard oso, go cine den go mrt one, blah blah blah... ",
"So wats ur opinion abt him and how abt is character?",
"I'm wif him now buying tix lar...",
"Am I the only one who doesn't stalk profiles?",
"Two fundamentals of cool life: \\Walk",
"Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it.. GOOD NIGHT",
"Mmmm.... I cant wait to lick it!",
"Multiply the numbers independently and count decimal points then, for the division, push the decimal places like i showed you.",
"My sister in law, hope you are having a great month. Just saying hey. Abiola",
"I'm in inside office..still filling forms.don know when they leave me.",
"No, but you told me you were going, before you got drunk!",
"Mum ask u to buy food home...",
"S but mostly not like that.",
"You have registered Sinco as Payee. Log in at icicibank.com and enter URN <#> to confirm. Beware of frauds. Do NOT share or disclose URN to anyone.",
"Sorry i now then c ur msg... Yar lor so poor thing... But only 4 one night... Tmr u'll have a brand new room 2 sleep in...",
"I can't, I don't have her number!",
"I like dis sweater fr mango but no more my size already so irritating.",
"Pls come quick cant bare this.",
"What you need. You have a person to give na.",
"Lol no. I just need to cash in my nitros. Hurry come on before I crash out!"
]