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 ### Will you spy on me?
 
 No. I honestly could not care less about you, to be honest. If you don't trust me it's fine, go use Google or host your own
-crap I guess
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+crap I guess
+
+### Did anyone actually ask these questions?
+
+No, I made them up. What are you, braindead?
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